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Redux: Why I Hate Sheep II

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Trump was determined to 'expose' President Obama's birthplace back in 2012, and even claimed to have sent investigators to Hawaii in the hopes of proving President Obama wasn't born in the United States. A claim that he only recently -- in 2016 -- recanted, somewhat, and said was not true.

"Ariana Huffington [founder of the Huffington Post] is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man -- he made a good decision."

Trump always has charming things to say about successful, prominent women -- but he stooped particularly low with this comment about Huffington Post founder.

"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me -- and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Oh, please, please help. Are you for real, Bro?

"If I were running 'The View', I'd fire Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, I'd look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.'"

Trump has infamously hated Rosie O'Donnell because she's an independent, strong-willed, and assertive woman. He's routinely made crude, sexist and misogynistic remarks about her on multiple occasions.

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

The ram sheep mentality -- try and have coitus with ALL available females. In his warped, parallel universe mind no woman can resist his charms. And people are defending this CONSISTENT AND HISTORICAL behavior against women?

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

Ram sheep, ram sheep. Bleat and let's get it on! Can't you dumb sheep see that I have the biggest and "yugest" shlong? Just look at me! Wanna test my shlong? Don't worry I'm rich! And I'm a star! So you don't have to worry! Lord, please deliver us! Eeeew.

Finally, I think this is the "one" for the record books:

"A lot of stuff in the world doesn't matter. You know what matters? Ass. Ass matters."

Donald, I just also gotta tell you that this crap about just saying ANYTHING on account of your mixed up anatomy is so depressing. People are thinking that there is a real de facto case for Belleview certification here. So do us all a favor and stop regurgitating this kind of film-flammery. You're doing the sheep thing again -- ruminant, vomiting up things and then eating it. Ugh! Told you I don't like sheep!

Donald, Donald...you're just not thinking straight these days. I know, I know, its not easy dealing with people like Hillary Clinton and her supporters. I do not envy you. Must be taking an awful toll on you since you'd rather someone else deal with HRC and company. You like confrontation, on your terms; it's in your sheepish nature. But, you'd rather people just do what they're told. After all you did your reality TV thing and "fired" anyone who got in your way. I'm sure you wish you could fire the media, HRC's supporters, Republicans in the Congress, "blue state" voters, those "evil" women who said you want to grab them by the "short and furry," Barack Obama, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, the "election riggers," Mexicans, Muslims, immigrants, African Americans, Hispanics, Bill Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell and last but not least Hillary Rodham Clinton. Did I leave out anyone Donald?

I sometimes picture you as a human man-boy sucking on your thumb and folding up in a fetal ball and wishing the world would just pass you by. Maybe you still cry for "Mommy" in your sleep, fitfully having nightmares about a President Clinton II. That's why you've been going to the bathroom so regular, eh Donald? Yep, yep this scenario, after all your braying and bagging, is enough to make your belly run for the hills, in a manner of speaking.

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