There was an interview with rising, hot young country sensation Lick Spittle, talking about the new Dodge Ram pick up, featured in his hit country music video, "You Just Can't Beat a Good Woman, cause the cops will put you in jail." Of course, the truck featured the Early Cuyler Hemi package with a super hedrodyonator super-charger, eco-blast terminator innocufier, with a towing package and matching Bass boat. Lick bemoaned the loss of God in public schools, traditional values and a simpler way of life. He spoke at length of how his high-profile wedding to pop diva, Alloverya, had affected his marriage. Promising he'd had no advance knowledge that Alloverya's wedding dress, would be made entirely of De-con roach motels.
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