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"And your question then is what, Fred?" asked McCain, obviously a bit hurriedly glancing at his watch for the time. "Get to the point here man."

"Yes sorry sir. Do you really feel that this is a good tactic to be throwing out this late in the campaign? Making millions of people feel that they aren't in the right part of the country? A country that you have said is "First" for you?"

"Good question finally there Fred. I think the quick answer is YES! I believe in Country First. It's my slogan and I am ready to serve her again. There's no reason not to vote for me folks, I am ready to serve you again. And now I have apologized and everything should be back to normal. Yes I think that this country is all real America. There isn't any place that I feel isn't for our great country at all. I know she seemed to be saying that some parts of America are more real than others, but I know that isn't true. I know that Sarah meant no harm to any fine part of this America. I am sure she didn't. Hey we're all together here Fred, we're all in this to the end, and I am going to be the best real American president ever — not that other one. Just you wait and see.

"OK folks, I think it's time for Cindy and I to vote. Let's go to Phoenix and get this over with." Saying that, McCain and his wife boarded her jet and soon they were winging their way back across the country for the Arizona desert they call home.

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