Next one, Mark Sanford. Remember when Mark Sanford claimed to be in the Appalachians hiking, but in fact, he was actually in my home country of Argentina with some young-- some girl? He was a Republican. Republican governor of South Carolina, holding a news conference here to announce that he cheated, he admits to an extramarital affair. Let's put a D next to his name, too.
And lastly here, and we have a lot more of these, Ted Stevens, may he rest in peace, indicted, found guilty for violating provisions of the Ethics in Government Act, he's the one who thought the internet was not a series of tubes, right?
Louis: Right.
Louis: The internet... no, the internet is a series of tubes. It's not...
David: It's not something you back a truck up to.
Louis: Or dump something in a truck, I don't know.
David: Right. Well, he's indicted and found guilty, let's put a D next to his name as well.
Louis: Right. Now, is the assumption here that the majority of Fox News viewers don't know who these people are anyway, so let's just make the Democrats look bad?
David: That's right. I think it's what it is. By definition, on Fox, anything a Democrat does is wrong, right, so anything that is wrong...
Louis: A Democrat does.
David: Must have been done by a Democrat, right? That's the logical solution.
Louis: Guess so.
David: We've got a lot of these. These are just a few. And... [laughs] And speaking of which, remember when we talked... we talked on, when was it, on Thursday about the Fox News is making people stupid poll that we got?
Louis: Right.
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