If Senator McCain needs more money to help convince TV viewers that they should not consider him The Bush Junta equivalent of a substitute (just as Rudolf Rassendyll was substituted for the real king in "The Prisoner of Zenda"-) but, rather, should be perceived as the American version of Lawrence of Arabia; then why doesn't he just sell stock certificate-like shares in his candidacy to the public? Isn't everyone looking for hot stock tips this week?
Is it fair and balanced for the leftwing lunatics to call Sarah Palin, Senator McCain's version of Gehli Raubal?
Some harsh critics of the Bush list of marvelous achievements are spreading the totally fallacious urban legend that tons of valuable paperwork is being dumped into lake Toplitz rather than be made available to scholars visiting the George W. Bush Presidential Library.
Are the Democrats suggestions that the plans for the aforementioned Presidential Library should duplicate the architectural blue lines used for the construction of the Neuschwanstein castle in Bavaria a tad too snide and esoteric to be effective?
Dumb Democrats are heaping praise on the new movie "Burn After Reading"- for being simultaneously hilarious and thought provoking (that's impossible) and a metaphor for the Bush attempt to have an impact on history.
Is it just a coincidence that (in 1955) James Dean died on September 30 and that the one and only Vice Presidential debate this year will be conducted on that same date?
When Wall Street crashed in 1929, the entertainment newspaper Variety ran a story with a headline that read: "Wall Street Lays an Egg."- .
Now, the disk jockey, who hopes to inspire Rev. Dan to follow his weekly News for Nimrods (KXLU 5 a.m. Pacific time every Saturday) with a song that would adequately reflect the public's adulation for the soon to be retired President, by playing Kay Kaiser's WWII hymn, "click here the Lord and Pass the Ammunition."- It's time for us to levitate out of here. Have a blessed "Ascension Thursday"- type week.
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