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Why do you think that those folks, who promote an inalienable right for gays to get married, haven’t noticed that the new Republican VP candidate is a babe?

 

The Democrats would, if we understand them correctly, have folks believe that their opponents are lying, cheating, using unreliable voting machines, distorting facts, cadging voters, and whining to win the Presidential election.  To hear them tell it, the Republicans are just as bad as the serpent selling apples in Eden.  How would a snake put the apples in the produce bins?  They don’t have arms or hands!  How would a naked lady carry any money to pay for them?  Do you really think Eve walked around with a purse?

 

Carole Lombard has said:  “I live by a man's code, designed to fit a man's world, yet at the same time I never forget that a woman's first job is to choose the right shade of lipstick.”

Now the disk jockey will play David Rose’s 1962 hit, “The Stripper,” Peter and Gordon’s hit “Lady Godiva,” and the Rolling Stones song “Sympathy for the Devil” (of course!).  Bare with us while we depart.  Have a “Sip and Go Naked” type week.

 

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