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A Proposal for a Television Sit-Com Starring GOP Presidential Candidates

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Ron Paul: "What's that?"

Newt: "Never speak ill of another Republican."

Mitt: (with sarcasm): "Reagan obviously never met you, Newt!"

(Laughter.)

Newt: "That's a lie! He liked me!"

Mitt: "He liked me more!"

Newt: "He liked me more!"

(Mitt and Newt both turn to their father.)

Ron Paul: "He didn't like either one of you!"

(Laughter.)

Mitt and Newt: "You like us, don't you, Rick?"

(Rick shakes his head.)

Newt: "What about you, dad?"

Mitt: "You like me, right?"

Ron Paul (shaking his head slowly):  "No, I don't like either one of you . . . But I'm stuck with you."

(Laughter.)


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