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June 26, 2:31pm: Vice Presidential records cannot be unsealed without "presidential finding."
June 26, 2:40pm: The Office of the Vice President my hide "presidential findings."
June 26, 3:55pm: Vice Presidential documents cannot be photocopied because they are legal tender.
June 26, 5:18pm: Because Cheney lives in the Naval Observatory, he is the Admiral of the Navy
June 26, 5:21pm: If it is determined that Vice Presidential records can be opened, they may be viewed only by the Attorney General, who must commit them to memory.
June 26, 6:01am: Dick Cheney is a sovereign nation.
June 26, 6:02pm: Neither Cheney or his records are subject to extradition to the United States
June 26, 6:55pm: Cheney is not subject to the Taft-Hartley act.
June 26, 7:10pm: The Vice President cannot be tried in any court of law except the Supreme Court, and then only by the justices he likes.
June 26, 7:25pm: The Vice President may not be interrogated by anyone except Sean Hannity.
June 26, 9:30pm: Cheney's records are not subject to congressional oversight because he is "half machine."
June 26, 9:31pm: Cheney's pacemaker and artificial heart valves entitle him to depreciate himself on his Federal tax returns.
June 26, 10:01pm: The Vice President is the Commander of the Department of Motor Vehicles and can commandeer private vehicles.
June 26, 11:00pm: While in office, Vice President Cheney is entitled to cheesecake and pastrami sandwiches whenever he deems appropriate, including, but not limited to, right now.
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