It was over and the results were in before I knew it was their primary day when my daughter announced that Barack Obama won by a stupefying seven votes. Well, a win is a win.
The very bestest was there weren't any...
...punditers yammering on with their spek-a-lations for three hours prior to polls closing.
...Nora O'Donnells standing in front of exit poll tote boards that make no sense, are impossible to follow and seem to contradict the real results.
...it's too early to call it.
...the projected winner is.
...inane analyses after the winner is.
...talking points bull from all the candidates' reps.
It was what we all want. The bottom line. The facts ma'am.
The winner is... Now off to the next primary.
Unfortunately the next -- North Carolina and Indiana -- will be loaded with all of the above.
