6 Articles

Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Don't Need No Trojan Horse -- when Troy is your Home
(7 comments) Almost a year after the Great Giddy Swarming of the Obamians last November, some of the revelers are waking up with one booger of a hangover. And they are asking themselves, “What were we thinking when we had that 10th drink of Democratic Party Kool-Aid?” It was a clear cut case of seduction and date rape. The spike in the drink was of course, hope. Poor pathetic American liberals.

Thursday, August 20, 2009
The Entertainment Value of Snuffing Grandma: A Nation of Children Roots For the Mafia
There ain't any healthcare debate going on, Bubba. What is going on are mob negotiations about insurance, and which mob gets the biggest chunk of the dough, be it our taxpayer dough or the geet that isn't in ole Jim's impoverished purse.

Monday, August 3, 2009
A Yard Sale in Chernobyl
(3 comments) It's only a system," she said, as we floated through the sprawling supermarket's gleaming commodity lined indoor streets. "THE HELL IT IS! It's a goddamned air conditioned zombie hell of waste and gluttony," I thought to myself, before the usual vertigo completely enveloped me.

Saturday, July 18, 2009
America's White Underclass-- When seeing ain't believing, somebody's blind
(1 comments) "White underclass" is a term I've used often in my writing, and most American readers seem to know what I mean. They've got eyes and live in the same nation I do. But in a sudden burst of journalistic responsibility, I decided that if I am going to throw around the word underclass, then I should offer some clearer, perhaps more scientific definition.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009
A redneck view of the Obamarama
(3 comments) Obama is humping the pump in an effort to re-inflate an economy that looks more every day like a balloon with a 55 caliber bullet hole in it. He's even tried to get some of the escaped air back by making corporations return a few billion of the trillions in bailout money that disappeared the minute it crossed their paws. "Seems to me," says Fat Larry, "he should'a give the money back to me. It was mine to start with."

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Sucker Bait Called Hope --Making the best of a slow apocalypse
(13 comments) We just concluded an election in which both parties talked about hope, one more so than the other. There is quite a difference between hope and understanding the facts, then holding justified optimism. Hope is magical thinking, a sucker's game. Politicians the world round fully understand this.