Yes, that's right. You read that right. Embrace them. Embrace the silly conspiracy theories with all of your heart and soul. Embrace them with every last fiber of your being. Embrace the possibility that George Bush planned and executed the attacks on the World Trade Towers in New York on the morning of September 11, 2001. Embrace the notion that George Bush may have lied to the American people, the US Congress, and the young men and women of the armed forces in order to win support to invade Iraq. Embrace the theory that there are people, both Republican and Democrat, that are working to subvert democracy to create a New World Order/One World Government. I say, "embrace the silly conspiracy theories" because the worst thing that can happen if you do is that Dennis Kucinich will be elected President of the United States.

If you don't embrace these theories then you are probably thinking that things are not really all that bad; you are probably thinking that we are not in great danger of losing our country. This could lead you to think that perhaps voting for Barack Obama would be "OK". Or maybe Clinton, or perhaps Edwards. You are probably thinking that they couldn't possibly be as bad as one of those Republican candidates running for President. But what if you are wrong? Wouldn't it be better to be safe than sorry?

If after all of the proper investigations and fair trials have been conducted we must conclude that we were mistaken; that it turns out there were no silly conspiracy theories; that, in fact, Bush did not commit High Treason on the the morning of 9/11, that, in fact, Bush did not lie to the American people, the US Congress, and the men and women of the armed forces about why we needed to invade Iraq, and that, in fact, there was no silly conspiracy to merge the United States like Kinkos with FedEX into a One World Government; we can admit it later and apologize to anyone that we may have incorrectly suspected of wrong doing. It's really no big deal if we turn out to be wrong about the silly conspiracy theories because it would be preferable to have Dennis Kucinich as President in either case, silly or not.
Christ, at least we would get Not for Profit Health Care.