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July 27, 2007 at 13:26:02

Cheney Getting Re-Wired-- Going Under Knife

by Rob Kall     Page 1 of 1 page(s)

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It's said Cheney's personality changed when he had his last pacemaker implant in 2001-- that it affected his brain.

Is Cheney being re-wired with some new chips?

Today's Wall Street Journal reports, in an article by Jonathan Karl,

Not long ago, a prominent foreign-policy expert in Washington who has also known Dick Cheney for years told me -- seriously -- that he thought the change could be chemical, that, somehow, when Mr. Cheney had his pacemaker installed in June 2001, it triggered a reaction that affected his brain and drained him of his common sense.

Karl mentions this somewhat tongue in cheek. But today, Cheney is going in for a new pacemaker, reportedly, because the battery is due for replacement in the old one. So, in keeping with Karl's tongue-in-cheek observance, I'm wondering-- is it really a pacemaker they're replacing? If his 2001 pacemaker installation changed his personality, maybe, what they're really installing is a remote-control device. Maybe, Cheney, the real power inside the Bush administration, the Darth Vader of war, death and total urination on the constitution-- I mean ruination-- has had some sort of modification of his wiring so the corporations that benefit from his truculent, friend shooting changes in persona.

Let's not forget that Bush, when engaging in the 2004 presidential debates, wore a wire so someone, probably Karl ROve, could coach him while debating. Remember that lump on Bush's back.

Of course, things may not go right with this surgery. Cheney is getting closer and closer, not that the lamestream media would ever report on it, to being impeached, as week after week, more and more members of congress have signed onto the Kucinich bill to impeach Cheney.

Problems with the pacemaker or the surgery could be handily used as an excuse for Cheney to resign, thus evading impeachment or hearings.

Is Cheney really just getting an upgrade and battery replacement? Probably, but you never know. We do know that many heart surgery patients experience significant cognitive changes after surgery. This is well known and fairly common. Could all the work on Cheney's heart have turned him into the heartless Darth Vader characterization he's earned? It's possible. Who knows? History may even use it as THE excuse for his despicable record. Then again, Bush just had half a dozen polyps removed from his rectal area. Maybe he'll use them as an excuse for being the worst president and biggest elected asshole in US history.

 

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irwin like the president is a texan. irwin unlike the president does no believe that god has told him to slaughter people.
irwin wingoirwin like the president is a texan. irwin unlike the president does no believe that god has told him to slaughter people.

cheney getting re-wired

let us pray that that dick cheney survives this procedure. as bad as cheney is if he were to perish george w. bush would be in charge

by irwin wingo (3 articles, 0 quicklinks, 2 diaries, 13 comments) on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 4:43:45 PM
 


Been around the block a few times.
Blue PilgrimBeen around the block a few times.

It's a transplant

into Cheney's brain. They have to do something with those polyps...

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Good News for Heart Bypass Surgery Patients
Study Shows No Link to Long-Term Memory Loss
By Salynn Boyles
WebMD Medical News

April 25, 2005 -- There is reassuring evidence that having surgery to help your heart does no lasting harm to your brain.

In the most comprehensive review to date, no support was found for a link between heart bypass surgery and long-term memory loss or other mental declines. The heart bypass surgery was associated with short-term memory loss, however.

"We believe most patients who experience cognitive decline [following heart bypass surgery], will return to their baseline by three months or sooner," says Johns Hopkins School of Medicine neuropsychologist Ola A. Selnes, PhD.

Declines Probably Due to Other Causes

Heart bypass surgery involves rerouting blood around clogged arteries to improve the supply of blood and oxygen to the heart.

Researchers from Duke University first raised concerns about the long-term impact of having the surgery on memory and mental function in a highly publicized study five years ago. The researchers reported that well over a third of patients still had measurable mental decline five years after having heart bypass surgery.

But it was not clear if the declines were caused by the heart bypass surgery, the heart disease that prompted the surgery, or by natural aging.

The new review, published in the May issue of Annals of Neurology, was conducted by Selnes and Johns Hopkins neurologist Guy M. McKhann, MD. The two have long studied the impact of heart bypass surgery on mental function.

They concluded that the research confirms the existence of mild memory and other thought problems lasting up to three months after surgery, possibly due to short-term disruption in blood flow to the brain or to the effects of anesthesia.

They found no evidence linking the heart bypass surgery to long-term mental impairment, however.

[...]

by Blue Pilgrim (0 articles, 3 quicklinks, 2 diaries, 998 comments) on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 6:28:45 PM
 


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The answer to our prayers

Hi, Rob -

I noted your apology about comments on John roberts today, and thought I'd send you a prayer that i do every day, and which I have a number of people joining me in, at least once a week:

"May the hearts and minds of those in pwer be turned to the good of the earth and its people, or may they be removed from pwer immediately and permanently. May the earth and its people rise up to claim their birthright as gods, co-creators of peace and abundance for all."

Every time I see something about, say, a Rothschild dying, or Cheney having surgery, I say that prayer again -- notice that it allows each of them many ways out...

by Hollis Polk (5 articles, 0 quicklinks, 4 diaries, 6 comments) on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 at 10:06:39 AM
 

 

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