Call me paranoid. If I were as rich as Ken Lay, I'd arrange to appear to have died, so my friend George Bush wouldn't have to pardon me. He could just tell Gonzalez to ease off on the investigation of the death, and follow it with a quick cremation.

If I were Ken Lay, worth tens or hundreds of millions, I'd have set a plan, in case I was convicted, to get out of the country in a way that would allow George Bush to just forget about me. I don't trust Bush, Lay's friend. I had feared that Bush would pardon Lay, but that would have been awkward. This little slight of hand would make it much easier. All Bush has to do is tell his little sock puppet, Gonzalez not to check it out closely. "Let the death pass."


If I were Ken Lay, I'd wait until a big news day, like today, with the MSM going nuts covering the firecrackers, trumped up to be missiles, that the Koreans unsuccessfully fired off.

If I were Ken Lay, I'd arrange to seem to have died. This is a very criminal, detestable man who ruined the lives of thousands. I would certainly expect that he has the capacity to arrange for someone to be killed, in a way that looks like a heart attack, or find a person willing to commit suicide, who looks enough like him, who might even get the same dental work, in exchange for a gift to his family.

Then Lay could do what thousands of others do-- buy fake ID-- only the best for Kenny-- and leave the country, maybe to Dubai, like Michael Jackson.

Call me paranoid. If the body is quickly cremated or whisked away, if they don't do an extremely thorough autopsy, then my little walk into fantasyland will take on more meaning, more reallity.

Bottom line-- they better make sure that it's Lay, using whatever tests are necessary. And they better NOT allow cremation or removal of the body.

Call me paranoid, but I want to know, for sure, I want to see the proof that Kenny-boy is dead, so I can be assured the maggots are eating his rotting, pre-death corrupted flesh.

By the way, there's another idea buzzing around today-- that Lay might, in an effort to reduce his sentence, have been negotiating to spill the beans-- to testify so others could be prosecuted. And now Kenny's dead. Maybe he was killed. Paranoid? crazy. Well, it's already happened to another Enron exec.
Cliff Baxter was found shot dead in his car, shortly before he was supposed to provide evidence against others. Here's the CBS report on this. Lay was a dirty, crooked guy with loads of crooked connections, all the way up to Bush. It's reasonable to be suspicious about this death.