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February 12, 2008 at 10:30:02

Ouch! Seven short poems about the presidential candidates

by James W. Harris     Page 1 of 6 page(s)

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Here for your amusement are seven admittedly rough-hewn and scraggy short poems about each of the presidential candidates.

I have links at the end to document some of the hardest-to-believe claims in the poems.

Just so you know, I'm a Ron Paul supporter, so my poem about him reflects that bias.

Permission is granted to reproduce any or all of these, as long as you give me (James W. Harris) credit.

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MCCAIN: A MILLION YEARS OR SO

McCain says he'll get us out of Iraq.

He has announced his plan.

He says it may take a million years or so.

And then, of course, there's Iran.

* * * * * * * * * * *

MITT ROMNEY

Tied his dog

To the roof of his car

Then drove for hours

Fast and far.

The terrified beast

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JAMES W. HARRIS has published hundreds of articles in publications including THE NATION, REASON, THE FREEMAN and many more. He is editor of THE LIBERATOR ONLINE, the email newsletter of the Advocates for Self-Government, with over 70,000 subscribers. (Subscriptions are free at www.TheAdvocates.org.) He has been a Finalist for the Mencken Award, given by the Free Press Association for "Outstanding Journalism in Support of Liberty." His opinions here are his own.

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A 'senior' world citizen concerned about how badly our shared domicile is being ravaged by imperialists, dominionists, neo-cons and evangelists.
syed mahdiA 'senior' world citizen concerned about how badly our shared domicile is being ravaged by imperialists, dominionists, neo-cons and evangelists.

Ouch! Seven short poems about.......by James Harris

Way back in 1961 all 1st Yr University students like me at St. Stephens College in Delhi, India had to undergo 'hazing' by marching past in the street behind the dormitories of a lady's college, Miranda House, in our underpants singing the following over and over again, at the top of our voices, to the absolute delight and giggles of the the girls in the balconies:

Hitler! He had a one big ball,

Goering! He had a tool quite small,

Himmler! Had something similar,

But Goebbels (pronounced goballs) had no balls at all!

James Harris' poems made me reminiscent. I thought it would be fun to share this with Op-Ed News' fans but with the following changed version.

Davi ! He has a one big ball (McCain)

Guili! He had a toll quite small (Guiliani)

Romni! Had something similar (Mitt Romney)

But Hillary has no balls at all  !!! (no problem, her husband's will do)

Have a good one!

 

 

by syed mahdi (1 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 123 comments) on Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 9:02:25 AM
 

 

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