Ouch! Seven short poems about the presidential candidates

Here for your amusement are seven admittedly rough-hewn and scraggy short poems about each of the presidential candidates.

I have links at the end to document some of the hardest-to-believe claims in the poems.

Permission is granted to reproduce any or all of these, as long as you give me (James W. Harris) credit.

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MCCAIN: A MILLION YEARS OR SO

McCain says he'll get us out of Iraq.

He has announced his plan.

He says it may take a million years or so.

And then, of course, there's Iran.

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MITT ROMNEY

Tied his dog

To the roof of his car

Then drove for hours

Fast and far.

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