Ouch! Seven short poems about the presidential candidates

Peed all over the roof.

Mitt should not be president.

Do you really need more proof?

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WHY MITT ROMNEY?

Mitt Romney

I do not love.

Why'd they name him

After a glove?

I'm sorry, but no,

I cannot trust a man

Whose chosen name is

A garment for the hand.

I would hesitate long before voting

For a candidate named Mr. Shoe.

So I will not vote for Mr. Mitt

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