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February 12, 2008 at 10:30:02

Ouch! Seven short poems about the presidential candidates

by James W. Harris Page 2 of 6 page(s)

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Peed all over the roof.

Mitt should not be president.

Do you really need more proof?

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WHY MITT ROMNEY?

Mitt Romney

I do not love.

Why'd they name him

After a glove?

I'm sorry, but no,

I cannot trust a man

Whose chosen name is

A garment for the hand.

I would hesitate long before voting

For a candidate named Mr. Shoe.

So I will not vote for Mr. Mitt

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JAMES W. HARRIS has published hundreds of articles in publications including THE NATION, REASON, THE FREEMAN and many more. He is editor of THE LIBERATOR ONLINE, the email newsletter of the Advocates for Self-Government, with over 70,000 subscribers. (Subscriptions are free at www.TheAdvocates.org.) He has been a Finalist for the Mencken Award, given by the Free Press Association for "Outstanding Journalism in Support of Liberty." His opinions here are his own.

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A 'senior' world citizen concerned about how badly our shared domicile is being ravaged by imperialists, dominionists, neo-cons and evangelists.
syed mahdiA 'senior' world citizen concerned about how badly our shared domicile is being ravaged by imperialists, dominionists, neo-cons and evangelists.

Ouch! Seven short poems about.......by James Harris

Way back in 1961 all 1st Yr University students like me at St. Stephens College in Delhi, India had to undergo 'hazing' by marching past in the street behind the dormitories of a lady's college, Miranda House, in our underpants singing the following over and over again, at the top of our voices, to the absolute delight and giggles of the the girls in the balconies:

Hitler! He had a one big ball,

Goering! He had a tool quite small,

Himmler! Had something similar,

But Goebbels (pronounced goballs) had no balls at all!

James Harris' poems made me reminiscent. I thought it would be fun to share this with Op-Ed News' fans but with the following changed version.

Davi ! He has a one big ball (McCain)

Guili! He had a toll quite small (Guiliani)

Romni! Had something similar (Mitt Romney)

But Hillary has no balls at all !!! (no problem, her husband's will do)

Have a good one!

by syed mahdi (1 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 126 comments) on Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 9:02:25 AM