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Ouch! Seven short poems about the presidential candidates

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Peed all over the roof.

Mitt should not be president.

Do you really need more proof?

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WHY MITT ROMNEY?

Mitt Romney

I do not love.

Why'd they name him

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After a glove?

I'm sorry, but no,

I cannot trust a man

Whose chosen name is

A garment for the hand.

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I would hesitate long before voting

For a candidate named Mr. Shoe.

So I will not vote for Mr. Mitt

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JAMES W. HARRIS has published hundreds of articles in publications including THE NATION, REASON, THE FREEMAN and many more. He is editor of THE LIBERATOR ONLINE, the email newsletter of the Advocates for Self-Government, with over 70,000 (more...)
 

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