Spare Change You Can Believe In

Tax the churches, temples, and mosques,

Ashrams and scientology, too;

Tax them until their dogma turns blue.

Tax the war profiteers and

The merchants of greed;

Make them grow vegetables

And smoke lots of weed.

Leave the prostitutes alone;

Don't call your escorts

From your home phone,

It's just sex, so try not to moan.

Tax the makers of reality shows

And put them on camera

When they pick their nose.

Tax the politicians who lie all the time

Tax them for using the "empathy line"

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