Tax the churches, temples, and mosques,
Ashrams and scientology, too;
Tax them until their dogma turns blue.
Tax the war profiteers and
The merchants of greed;
Make them grow vegetables
And smoke lots of weed.
Leave the prostitutes alone;
Don't call your escorts
From your home phone,
It's just sex, so try not to moan.
Tax the makers of reality shows
And put them on camera
When they pick their nose.
Tax the politicians who lie all the time
Tax them for using the "empathy line"