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Beware the Deadly Palinflower

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While little is know of the rare and dangerous palinflower, this brief photodocument details the developmental phases of this rare and deadly flora known to wipe out whole cultures and to destroy political parties

The Palinflower starts off innocently enough, deceptive in its down to earth simplicity.


The Palinflower bud looks innocent enough at first

When it first blossoms, the deadly bloom may trick the ignorant admirer who fails to properly vet this flower's background


The Palinflower, when first plucked looks beautiful
 

As the bloom reaches maturity, it's unique pistil reminds the wary horticulturalist, wise to the danger of the Palinflower that it is best to stay away.


As the Palinflower matures, warning signs emerge

Once the "wasilla house pistil shows it self, within short order, the flower shows it's thorny, prickly nature that bites those who embrace it too tightly.


At full bloom, the danger of the palinflower starts to...
  

As the flower withers,  Palinflowers'  pods appear. These look prickly and nasty,but the worst is yet to come.


The Palinflower pod-- prickly, and just a warning the worst is yet to come

Finally, the pods, as they age, dry up and burst, revealing the true seeds the deceived admirers have embraced and, too late, wedded themselves to. 


Finally, the poisonous seeds are released
  

When palinflowers die, another flower grows in its place, one that we know even less about. So far, it has not been found to be toxic.


Where the palinflower withers and dies...

the white flowers used for this little bit of satire are Datura, and they ARE known to be, if eaten, hallucinogenic in the worst way, never producing good trips, and if too much is eaten, known to be deadly. No joke. 

all photos and lame photoshopping by rob kall

 

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Palinflower by Pam Ladds on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 11:45:03 AM
Beware a Date with Datura by BroderWriter on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 11:45:40 AM
Living Proof by Sandy Sand on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 12:19:27 PM
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy by virginius "gin" arnold on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 4:56:52 PM
Funny by Michael Shaw on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 12:19:13 PM
Reminds me of a thought, by QuietBear on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 12:47:05 PM
Strangely Enough by Paula Sayles on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 1:03:55 PM
PALINFLOWER by EVELYN CONLEY on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 4:06:25 PM
When Palin talks by Mark Sashine on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 1:15:26 PM
very inspiring and creative by Tony Forest on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 2:07:40 PM
P.S. by Tony Forest on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 2:11:13 PM
birdhouse by Rob Kall on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 2:43:30 PM
Palinflower very toxic Jimson Weed (Datura) by Penel on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 7:02:11 PM
My profoundest sympathies! by Oh on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 8:43:31 PM
In the midst of our miserable trip for my mom's funeral by mikel weisser on Thursday, Oct 23, 2008 at 9:46:20 PM
For every bloom there is a season. by Jerry Right on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 7:37:14 AM
I was surprised... by Rob Kall on Friday, Oct 24, 2008 at 9:19:04 AM