I can't help it. A little morbid humor is in order.

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One inch of joy surmounts a grid of span

Because to laugh is proper to the man

F. Rabelais

1. Superbull.

President Obama invited several Congresspeople to the White House for the superball party. John McCain and John Kyl refused. 'I have invited some black folks,' said John McCain. ' I am waterboarding.'- said John Kyl.

2. New Times.

Iceland had just got itself a lesbian Prime- Minister. She had announced a bachelor party and several dignitaries had lined up: Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, Julia Timoshenko, Angela Merkel and Tzipi Livni.

3. Naked Nazis going wild.

In the new blockbusted 'The Creamer', a Nazi SS woman goes naked, covers herself with cream and seduces several Jewish boys before shooting them. She then emerges after the war as a first German Catholic female bishop.

4. A message of hope.

Apparently, from now on every missile sent to Pakistan or Afghanistan will have a picture of smiling Obama and the word ' Peace' on it.

5. Russian style.

As the permanent CIA prisons abroad are to be closed they all are to be reclassified as 'temporary'. That way they can stay in function indefinitely.

6. Soulmates.

Apparently, after a visible haughty encouner in Davos Turkish Prime - Minister Erdogan and Israeli President Peres were spotted in the bar in a friendly embrace:

- You killed women and children,- said Erdogan.

- You did that too in 1915,- said Peres.

- But we both deny that,- said Erdogan.

- That's why we are friends,- said Peres.

7. A matrimonial offer.

Vladimir Putin offered Obama to wed Roman Abramovic, the governor of Chukotka to Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska thus forming an Alliance. When asked what to do with the First Dude he said something about 'mochit v sortire', which apparenlty means ' killing in the toilet'. Since that time the First Dude carries his john with him all the time.

8. Shame.

President Obama called shameful the bonus paying to the Wall St. firms' employees because those firms took the taxpayer's money. As for Exxon and others who just robbed the taxpayers it is OK to pay bonuses for the job well done.

9. Enemy combatant.

Rush Limbaugh was arrested and is being held indefinitely as an enemy combatant for his statement, 'I want Obama to fail.'

10. Jew- whisperer.

George Mitchell, the special Middle East Envoy is instructed by Obama to 'listen'. That is why he bought a DVD copy of the 'Horse Whisperer.'

Authors Bio:

The writer is a retired engineer