A 2 minute tongue-in-cheek look at the hypothetical repercussions of Republican Senators bashing of the U.S Constitution with their refusal to hear testimony from Donald Trump's closest associates. The U.S. Constitution known as a "living document" has been shredded and eaten alive.

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A hypothetical tale of horror and mayhem in the post Trump Impeachment era.

Mass hysteria and spontaneous corruption erupted in the wake of the no "witness no new information accepted" decision on the impeachment hearing of President Donald J. Trump.

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio cordoned off the entire 6.214 miles of 5th Avenue, the major thoroughfare that "runs north from Washington Square Park in Greenwich Village to West 143rd Street in Harlem."

As hordes of residents began a mass exodus from Manhattan, the tiny island stolen for $24 in trinkets and goods from the Lenape Indians became a scene of chaos and despair.

"Trump Derangement Syndrome," was on full display as hordes of New Yorkers were seen drinking a suspiciously Kool-Aid like beverage and woodenly walking & wandering the streets in zombie fashion.

1980's Pop icon MM Marvel (a.k.a. Mad Mother Marvel) commented on the irony likening zombies who allegedly shred and eat living flesh to Republican Senators who are openly devouring a "living document," The United States Constitution.

Thousands of New Yorkers reported being approached by the late Joan Rivers asking them "can we talk?"

Within minutes of the Senate's vote not to hear any witnesses, Rudy Guiliani Trump's personal lawyer "butt dialed" the metro desk editor of the NY Times and left a voice-mail of a live conversation with President Trump. The transcript is as follows:

"Congratulations Mr. President. We did it."

"Yes the fake impeachment is over. I've been exonerated. Even Lazy Lame-duck Lamar voted in my favor and he believes I'm guilty. I told you I could shoot someone on 5^th Avenue and wouldn't lose a voter."

"You were right Mr. President, just like you said, ""it's, like, incredible.""

"Ya know Rudy, I have a thought. I'll bet my supporters would really like to see me actually do it!"

"Sir?"

"Shoot somebody on 5^th Avenue. I can do it you know. The Dersh man says I can. I know it's in America's best interest for me to be reelected. Dershowitz is a Harvard graduate and he says it's not a high crime if it's for the good of the country. This way I'll really lock in my voters. Can you get me a gat?"

"Sir I have lots of contacts since my days as a federal prosecutor, consider it done."

"Maybe I should go with an AK 47! That'll really lock in my NRA supporters. And Vlad will love the income and irony of my using a Russian weapon. I gotta go. Hannity's coming on and he may have a coded message for me. Melania, where's my milk and cookies?"

Follow Mad Mother Marvel or David Kanegis for further updates on this evolving story.

(Article changed on February 6, 2020 at 17:53)

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David Kanegis is a Certified Professional Coach.

He developed Mind Acrobatics(TM) a series of "self-empowerment" exercises and techniques designed to enable people to create and sustain life changes.

Dave holds MA's in Psychology & Education, a Certificate of Advanced Study in Education and Administration and certification as a Life and Corporate Coach. Dave coaches clients in-person (in NYC and Palm Beach,) and around the country via Skype, FaceTime and telephone.

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