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October 10, 2013

Shutdown Joke? The different parts of the body were arguing

By Rob Kall

The shutdown reminds me of this old joke The different parts of the body were arguing over who should be boss.

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The shutdown reminds me of this old joke

The different parts of the body were arguing over who should be boss. 

The brain argued that since he controlled all the muscles and most of the hormones, he should be boss. 

The legs claimed that since they took the body wherever it wanted to go, they should be boss.

The stomach responded that since he turned all the food into energy, he should be boss.

The eyes argued that without them, people couldn't see where they were going. 

Then the a**hole started to explain why it should be boss.

The other parts of the body laughed so hard the a**hole got angry, shut down and stopped working.

After a few days the brain went fuzzy, the legs went wobbly, the stomach got cramps, the eyes crossed and could barely see. 

All the other parts of the body gave up and the a**hole became boss.

The joke goes along the lines that you don't have to be a brain or have vision to be a boss. 

You can do the connecting to the shutdown and who is who. It makes me wonder, are there living creatures with multiple a**holes?  There are cloacas...






Authors Bio:

Rob Kall is an award winning journalist, inventor, software architect,
connector and visionary. His work and his writing have been featured in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, CNN, ABC, the HuffingtonPost, Success, Discover and other media.


Check out his platform at RobKall.com


He is the author of The Bottom-up Revolution; Mastering the Emerging World of Connectivity


He's given talks and workshops to Fortune
500 execs and national medical and psychological organizations, and pioneered
first-of-their-kind conferences in Positive Psychology, Brain Science and
Story. He hosts some of the world's smartest, most interesting and powerful
people on his Bottom Up Radio Show,
and founded and publishes one of the top Google- ranked progressive news and
opinion sites, OpEdNews.com


more detailed bio:


Rob Kall has spent his adult life as an awakener and empowerer-- first in the field of biofeedback, inventing products, developing software and a music recording label, MuPsych, within the company he founded in 1978-- Futurehealth, and founding, organizing and running 3 conferences: Winter Brain, on Neurofeedback and consciousness, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology (a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology, first presenting workshops on it in 1985) and Storycon Summit Meeting on the Art Science and Application of Story-- each the first of their kind. Then, when he found the process of raising people's consciousness and empowering them to take more control of their lives one person at a time was too slow, he founded Opednews.com-- which has been the top search result on Google for the terms liberal news and progressive opinion for several years. Rob began his Bottom-up Radio show, broadcast on WNJC 1360 AM to Metro Philly, also available on iTunes, covering the transition of our culture, business and world from predominantly Top-down (hierarchical, centralized, authoritarian, patriarchal, big) to bottom-up (egalitarian, local, interdependent, grassroots, archetypal feminine and small.) Recent long-term projects include a book, Bottom-up-- The Connection Revolution, debillionairizing the planet and the Psychopathy Defense and Optimization Project.


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Rob is, with Opednews.com the first media winner of the Pillar Award for supporting Whistleblowers and the first amendment.


To learn more about Rob and OpEdNews.com, check out A Voice For Truth - ROB KALL | OM Times Magazine and this article.


For Rob's work in non-political realms mostly before 2000, see his C.V.. and here's an article on the Storycon Summit Meeting he founded and organized for eight years.


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