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I demand the arrest of Bill O'Reilly

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Message Jay Esbe
I demand the immediate arrest and indefinite detention of Bill O'Reilly.

At this point, who doesn't know it was O'Reilly who sent MSNBC's Keith Olbermann the fake (soap powder) anthrax and threats to "shut up or else"? We already had advance warning of the attack from O'Reilly himself. O'Reilly's guilt is as clear as Usama Bin Laden's attack on 9-11 is. And who is next if he's not stopped now!

O'Reilly must be captured and detained until he talks. We can not afford to place him on trial; he will only make a mockery of our system and inspire other terrorists. In a war on terror, we can not afford to fight with one hand tied behind our back. These enemy combatants do not play by the rules! Was O'Reilly playing by the rules when he attacked Olberman? No! Water boarding can and should be immediately used to gain a confession and additional intelligence. Believe me, if O'Reilly is guilty, he will admit if he thinks he's about to die; Only a guilty man would ever confess, so we must immediately find the truth, we can not afford to wait.

Likewise, we can make "no distinction" between the terrorists (Like O'Reilly), and the networks who harbor them. Fox "we distort, you decide" "News" must either come clean and hand over O'Reilly, or face the consequences. Thus far they have refused, despite my demands. My fellow Americans: We can not afford to wait; Our only warning about the next attack may be too late; our only warning may come in the form of a lufa ( a "falafel" following the soap powder).

Wake up before it's too late you stupid liberal cut and runners!!! "Fox News" means business! Big, big business! I intend to protect America and keep you safe..........er.

Wanted: William James O'Reilly Jr. aka "Bill O'Reilly" aka "Bill-O"
Last seen in Manhattan New York
Description: 6' 4" tall, claims to possess WMP (Wiener of Massive Proportions), blue/grey eyes (frequently wears women's eye liner), complexion: pale, yet red, "moist" and "blotchy". Often wears sun glasses to shield his eyes from any possible light.

If you see this suspect do not attempt to apprehend him yourself. He is believed to be armed and extremely horny. Call the Department of Homeland Security immediately if sighted.
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Jay Esbe is a writer with a background in cultural anthropology and comparative religion and lives in Seattle Washington.
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