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Borowitz Satire -- Carson: Loss of Keystone Leaves U.S. With No Place to Store Grain

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Presidential candidate Ben Carson has issued a dire warning that President Obama’s cancellation of the Keystone Pipeline has left the United States with “virtually no place to store grain.” Carson said that as President, he would seek additional places to store grain, such as “the hollowed-out heads on Mt. Rushmore. A nation’s greatness is measured by its ability to store grain,” he said. “I will return America to its former greatness.”
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Sheila Samples is an Oklahoma writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer. She is a Managing Editor for OpEd News, and a regular contributor for a variety of Internet sites.

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