Yes, my fellow Americans. I have always been a defender of the 2nd amendment. I always believed that we have the right to keep and bear arms. But I have since changed my tune and recognized the error of my ways. The 2nd Amendment is obsolete. You see, I read something in the news today that just can't be denied anymore.
Today a man died from a punch to the face.
A callous act, a tragedy, yes. This is not a joking matter. It's time to open our eyes.
From this day forth I call on my fellow Americans to relinquish their arms. Arms kill, they sign declarations of war, they write propoganda and keep track of debts which assures that people stay in poverty. Relinquish your arms, and let's look forward to a better, safer, more armless tomorrow.
I'm not John "Everything is fu**ing spin" McCain and I approve this message.
