Dear Ahnold, You're a Diplomatic
Dunce, Not Ready for Primetime
by Evan Augustine Peterson III, J.D.
OpEdNews.com
Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:
Please know that I'm one among many Californians who
are deeply disappointed in your increasingly-boorish gubernatorial
misbehavior, which at best lacks ethical integrity, and at worst cannot
stand the light of further public scrutiny without seriously tarnishing
California's reputation. I will offer you two illustrative examples.
First, you've already betrayed the trust of your
California constituents by breaking your much-ballyhooed pre-election
promise: namely, that you'd never accept what are, in your own words,
essentially bribes from moneyed special interests. Then, as soon as you
were elected, you proved that you were only lying to us by: (1) promptly
accepting large "donations" from Chevron, among other
corporations, thus making yourself politically beholden to the moneyed
special interests; and (2) even worse, accepting $350,000 from corporate
donors merely to attend the Republican National Convention in NYC!
Governor, do you mistake us for naively-inattentive
toddlers? Did you really think the citizens of California wouldn't
notice this fraudulent betrayal of your sacred public pledge, which was
merely an expediently made pretext to propel yourself into a political
office that you never could have earned through the normal electoral
process? Sadly, you've already become a corrupt special-interest
slot-machine: "Just slide those dollars into The Governator, then
wait for whatever legislation you want!"
Second, your polarizing speech at the Republican
Convention was filled with unnecessary inflammatory comments, such as:
(A) your irresponsible remark which denigrated the United Nations; and
(B) your embarrassing reiterations of silly Hollywood lines like
"economic girlie-men." Concerning the latter, inquiring minds
everywhere still want to know exactly what that thoughtlessly puerile
utterance is supposed to mean: if a man loses his job due to corporate
outsourcing, is he then rendered a "girlie-man" within your
troglodytic mind?
Finally, your speech's biographical comments crossed
over the line by undiplomatically maligning your country of origin with
gross historical falsehoods as set forth in this article, Austrian
Scholars Question Arnold's Homeland Remarks.
Governor, these xenophobic expressions of
ultranationalism do not establish you as a patriot, but rather expose
you as a diplomatic dunce who's clearly not ready for primetime. Did you
think you could just self-servingly declare yourself to be the über-immigrant-who's-made-good,
wrap yourself in the flag, wave the bloody shirt of 9/11, then falsely
implicate Iraq in 9/11, and that we "simpletonians" wouldn't
notice that you're irresponsibly engaging in divisive acts of demagogic
salesmanship, rather than in unitive acts of gubernatorial
statesmanship?
Sir, a growing number of California's loyal citizens
fear that you're well out of your depth, not only due to your lack of
political experience, but also due to your glaringly-obvious
intellectual and emotional immaturity.
Therefore, unless both your hamfisted-palooka
demagoguery and your integrity-negating unethical behavior undergo
drastic modifications forthwith and posthaste, please be advised that a
well-financed statewide gubernatorial recall effort will commence
against you shortly, through which your entirely-undeserved brief reign
of errors will be brought to a screeching halt. As in: "All those
who live by the recall shall perish by the recall!"
Quite Sincerely,
Mr. Evan Augustine Peterson III, J.D.
Loyal Citizen Of The Great State Of California
- Evan Augustine Peterson III, J.D., is both Executive
Director of the American Center for International Law ("ACIL"),
and a freelance writer. E-mail him at: evpeters8@aol.com