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Creationism vs. Evolution vs. Contradictionism: The Secret Untold Story

 By James Boyne (a humorous satire)

 

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Creationism: About 6,000 years ago God created the universe. He did Earth in 7 days---first he did the basic frame; then the water; then the dirt; then the air; then the trees and plants (the landscaping); then the animals, fishies and birdies; and then the guy and the girl. Adam and Eve, He named them. God rested on the 7th day. He was pooped out----totally exhausted.

 

Note: At first the Earth was flat but things kept falling off the edge. In about the 1400

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