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Friday, October 31, 2003
 

I don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Green,  Independent, Vegan, Carnivore, Gay, Non-Gay, Black, or People from Another Country.  I don't care which Party you're going to.  I don't care what kind of Party animal you are.  I do care that you may have let your party hat slide down over your eyes.
 
Hey, this isn't about parties, this is about the United States of America!
 
This is about a really bad thing that's happened and is still happening to our country.  This is about our country declaring war on another country for false reasons.  Hey that's it!  People have been killed, lots of our people, lots and lots of theirs.  They all died, but they didn't have to!  You see what I'm saying?  Dead people, little kids, big kids, old people, young people, men, women, they are all dead today, and it was because of something that was done, a decision that was made, and your name is on it.  I don't think you would want your name on something like that, but it's there along side my name.  Of course it had to be forged.  Your name and my name were forged onto a fake check that bought the deaths of all those people.  Someone in Washington bought this war, and they forged our names on the check that they used to pay for it.  Hell, if you don't care about all the needless deaths, maybe it will bother you when you get your bank statement and you see how much you paid.  Oh baby, you paid!  You paid, and you're going to be paying for a long long time.  Yep, no matter what we think now, we were framed, and as a result we got war!  And that's what caused all those people to die.  I guess they tried to get other countries to help buy this war, but just about all the other countries were pretty slick, they saw right through the razz-ma-tazz and they said "nope"in a lot of different languages.
 
So we did the war, killed way too many people, scared the leader of Iraq away, and now we have a horrible mess.  People are still getting killed.  We tore up their country and now we have to put it back together again.  Right about now their country is looking very Humpty Dumpty-ish.  It doesn't matter about the king's horses and the king's men, it appears what we will need is a king's ransom! 
 
Right in the middle of this war, just to make things worse, the President of the United States issued an invitation to all our enemies to sort of "Come on down".  I guess he thought that as long as we had all of our war-fighting stuff out, hell, let's just fight everyone who wants to fight.  Well, apparently there were a lot of positive rsvp's to that invite, because now we're fighting people and we don't even know who the hell they are or where the hell they came from. They gave a war and it appears everyone came.  As if things weren't bad enough with one war going on, they tried to start a zillion little ones, and they succeeded.
 
Other countries think we are real jerks now.  At one time they liked us, but now they don't.  No silly party hats over their eyes, no sireee.  They see us, and they see us as big struttin' lyin' potential enemies.  It's not your fault that they see us this way, but that's the way we look to them now.  We look really bad, because in our name some really bad stuff has been done.  And that's what I want you to see!  No matter your Party or religion or origin, no matter what, this was all done in your name and you should be just so mad you feel like you're going to scream.  You should be maximumly ticked.  You should yank off that silly Party hat and realize that it's not about a Party, it's about our freakin' country.  While your Party hat was down over your eyes, somebody totally screwed our country and now that you can see clearly, don't you want to do something to make our country well again?  That will happen a hell of a sight faster and we can work a hell of a sight harder if you and I don't have to keep fussing with those damn silly hats.   Let's fix our country and when we're done, then we can put on our Party hats again.  Then we can have all kinds of Parties with all kinds of hats! 
 

  
 
 

(These are the words of an angry person.  So be forewarned!  I'm pissed, and when I'm really pissed I become unpleasant.  You might say that I have put on my witch/ bitch costume a day early)
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Trees are arsonists?
Trees are arsonists!
 
Well, at least that's what many in the Senate determined yesterday.  The trees will be sentenced to death by sawing, and their skeletons will be given to logging companies.  Logging companies will make the tree's skeletons into lumber products.  Those lumber products will be sold to builders.  Builders will use these products to build buildings and these buildings will stand as a harsh reminder to future trees to show them just what happens if they even think about starting or abetting a wildfire.
If these folks had been in charge when the Titanic sunk, they probably would have wanted to drain the ocean to prevent future drownings.
 
Here's the deal.  Some of  the most desirable places to live are places where nature has provided beautiful surroundings.  People pay big bucks to build  homes in the mountains and homes on the shore, or as we in Florida say, on the beach.  People want to live near nature's best, but they must realize that if you build where nature is in control, you must expect to live with the natural hazards that may accompany that beauty.  If you build your home on the beach you must be aware of beach erosion and storms accompanied by floods.  If you build your home in the mountains you must be aware of landslides and wildfires.  These places are beautiful, because they have been left to nature's own devices.  But, when people build there, they feel they must take control and make nature conform to their own desires.  They like the beach but they don't like the natural processes that constantly reshape it.  They like the mountains and the forest, but they don't like the natural processes that rejuvenate the forest and keep it healthy.   Nature moves too slow or too fast for them.  When humans take one step toward controlling nature, it's one step too many, because once we screw with something, it is no longer natural.  I'm not making this up!  Read "The Control of Nature" by John McPhee, and basically what you will learn is that man can try to take control of nature, but once he does, he has to fight forever to keep that control.  In other words, when it comes to nature, if you "fix" it....you've bought it.
 
Personally, I don't think that trees start fires.  I think that lightening and people start fires and that trees are the victims.  If this administration has it's way, I guess trees will be declared terrorists, and if you fertilize a tree, if you plant a tree, then you're as guilty as a tree.  Shame on you John Chapman, aka, Johnny Appleseed!  Shame on you people who celebrate Arbor Day!  Shame on you people who have ever had the joy of experiencing a tree swing!  Shame on all of you who have traveled to see the gorgeous colors of the trees in the fall!  Shame on you Alfred Joyce Kilmer!   Maybe only God can make a tree, but watch how damned fast man can destroy them.
 
The California wildfires are awful.  No one can dispute that.  Not so many years ago, we had similar fires here in Florida, one not far from my home.  I saw the black smoke rise like demons.  I smelled it and I felt it.  Homes were burned to the ground and it was a nightmare.  Lessons were there to be learned.  Don't let leaves and pine needles accumulate, don't this and don't that.  But, the bottom line on the fire near my house was please don't toss out burning cigarettes.  Don't do that!  Please don't do that because one man's butt is another man's disaster. 
 
Amazing wasn't it?  Coincidence to the max! The fires were raging in California, people were experiencing one of the most horrible nightmares, losing irreplaceable belongings, and some lost their lives.  All this is going on, and it gives California's futuristic gov-a-nator. a chance to do a photo/money op in Washington.  The fires were also fodder for the firestorm in the Senate to get rid of the damned trees.  Seems they, the Senators, also feel that the environmentalists are just real damned close to, just one peace sign short of, being declared the terrorists of the forest.  If it's green it's mean!  Okay except at Christmas, that's the season when owning a tree is okay, just as long as you killed it first.
Gimme a break!
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Okay let's move on.  Would you like to be on the NRA's blacklist with me?  Well you can be!  Just go to this site and sign right up!   They say that guns don't kill people, but I say they sure make killing people a lot quicker.  It's difficult to shoot someone without a gun.  Guns are weapons and weapons are made to kill.  I personally feel that guns are one of man's worst inventions.  I've seen the dangerous end of a loaded gun and it's not a pretty sight, especially when you know the person on the other end of that gun. 
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As long as we're traveling around cyberspace and signing up, let's make one more stop. 
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Hey thanks!  If you've stuck with me this far, I sincerely thank you.  I know I have been on a written rant and rave today, but sometimes things just get so damned bizarre that it's almost impossible to believe it's our real world.  The president is denying everything that has happened, the press is kissing up to him, our troops are getting picked off like tin cans on a split rail fence, people are gushing and gooing over a new school in Iraq while a child is being starved to death in the US.    Look around, look what's happened, we're  in a big handbasket!  Jeeezzz if you aren't mad, you sure as hell ought to be!
 

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

 
I listened to bush give his little press conference Tuesday.  He said, peace, terror, dangerous, terrorists, freedom, fear and a secure Iraq, each about a zillion times.  It was like working a word puzzle.  How many sentences can you make using all the aforementioned words?  His usual.  Listening to him was kind of like listening to a cheap AM radio when you're far from the signal.  Occasional words, occasionally no sound and most frequently no content.  Yeah, we sure do have an intelligence problem and it has nothing to do with the CIA or the FBI.
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By his own admission we know that bush doesn't read the newspapers.  The king has someone read them for him and screen out all the icky stuff.  Oh the royalty of the throne!  Well, there were a few more things he didn't do. 
A bunch of us watched the weapons inspectors reports in Feb. 14, 2003, but during a press briefing with our old buddy Ari on that same day, here's what took place.

"Q Did the President watch the Blix statement?

MR. FLEISCHER: No, he was meeting with Turkish officials at the time, or for a portion of when they spoke. He was briefed on it, however.

Q By?

MR. FLEISCHER: By -- I think Dr. Rice talked to him about it. I think there may well have been a few other people who talked to him about it, too."

later in the briefing.........

"Q Yes, two questions, Ari. The first one -- following Ivan's line of questions. The President didn't watch Hans Blix. Did he watch Colin Powell? What was the reaction?

MR. FLEISCHER: He was having lunch with the Vice President as Secretary Powell was speaking. So I don't know. "

 
What?  The President of the United States, who was screaming that the Iraqi sky was falling and it was going to fall on us, was not watching the weapons inspectors report?  He didn't watch Powell try to sell the rest of the world the fear he had sold most of the U.S.?  He didn't want to hear it first hand?  He couldn't arrange his schedule to hear the inspectors reports?  If he was lunching with the Veep, couldn't they eat and watch tv at the same time?  I can do that, and heck it's not all that difficult.
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the royal president, don't bother me with details, you know how they confuse me.  Just tell me what I want to hear.  If the inspectors say they have found no weapons, leave out the "no" part.  Parse it, shake it up, spin it till it gets sick, do whatever you have to do in order to make it fit the plan.
Oh boy, they say ignorance is bliss.
 
The administration keeps saying that the war on terror is not like any other war we've experienced.  No kidding!  But in the next breath, to justify the cost of this war in Iraq, which they say is grand central station of the war on terror, they compare the cost of rebuilding Iraq to that of  rebuilding of Germany and  Japan after WWII.  So let me get this straight, it's not like another war, but it is going to cost us like another war.  Brings to mind the little piece of wisdom that states, "If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got".  If we go to war, we get the big bill.  
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Until  bush admits to being fallible, the  gullible public who hungered for this war will not admit that they too screwed up.  If he would just for heavens sake say, "Hey America, I was asleep at the wheel, followed the directions of some blood thirsty goons and took our troops to a war that never should have been.  For this, I am sincerely sorry.  I should have allowed the inspectors to do their work, and I should have accepted their reports.  I shouldn't have rushed into this war.  I shouldn't have tried to justify my rush to battle by telling you that we had to hurry and go in because the summers in Iraq would be too hot for our troops to bare.  As it is, the troops have had to suffer through a miserable summer over there.   Because I rushed  into this war, the troops didn't even have enough water to drink or enough food to eat.  They didn't even have the weaponry and protection they needed to protect themselves.  God, I'm so sorry about that.  I thought there was a plan to enter and exit this war, but I was wrong.  I realize now that I have to take control of all departments of my administration.  I can no longer rely on second hand information.  I have learned a lesson that I will not forget.  From this day forward, I will put the safety and future of the United States before anything, before anyone, any big business, or any corporation.  I am going back to the UN, and this time I'm not going to lecture them about human sex slave trade.  This time I am going to tell the UN that they may take control of every damned thing in Iraq.  The oil belongs to the Iraqi people and Halliburton belongs to Dick.  If the UN will please send soldiers to Iraq who speak the language and know how to fight the enemy, I will be eternally grateful". 
If bush would say that, it just might help bring all our troops home before any more of them are critically injured or killed. 

Tuesday, October 28, 2003
 
 
There's just too much going on that doesn't make sense to me.  Perhaps I have a limited capacity to comprehend, or perhaps I have an unlimited desire for the truth.
 
Sometimes I put myself on trial.  I try my best to see the trees and not be blinded by the forest.  I ask myself if my distaste for bush as a person is clouding my ability to be sensible and fair regarding his decisions.  Just as I am trying to sort things out,  just as I am putting myself in the witness chair to answer some tough questions about my attitude, I hear the following statements coming from the courtroom.
 
 I hear bush saying that the multiple bomb attacks on Iraq are just proof that we're making progress. 
And I think to myself, progress at what?  What is the goal if you declare that deaths are a positive sign?
 
Bombs bursting in air and all around Iraq, but bush sees it as a sign of progress.
Bush bangs the drum for money to rebuild Iraq but threatens to veto the request if part of it is given as loans. 
How deep is his desire and how stubborn is he being?
 
A woman lies in a bed here in Florida, she is all but dead, and yet the religious right deny God's intent "to bring her home" to heaven.  This poor woman is only tethered to life, she isn't alive.
Soldiers sent to Iraq are fighting their hearts out to do something, but I'm not sure what.  It seems to me they are fighting their hearts out to stay alive.   I haven't heard the religious right, who defend life with all their might and fervor, asking to bring the soldiers back home alive.  Why aren't they as concerned about our soldiers as they are about fetuses and helpless humans who no longer have a life of dignity, such as this woman in Florida?
Is their compassion only for the unborn and the dying.  Why wouldn't a soldier's life be just as valuable?  Is it because a soldier's life just isn't on their heavenly agenda?
 
On tv a general asks American people to send toys and diapers and such to Iraq.  
He makes this request while the children of immigrant families here in the US would surely appreciate those same luxuries and necessities.  Why don't children in Iraq already have toys, did we bomb their toys too?  What did the Iraqi children play with before we invaded their country?  Are we sure the Iraqi people want their kids to play with Barbies and robotic toys?  Is it part of the propaganda to begin to mold Iraqi children into mini-Americans?  The general asked that no toy guns be donated.  Of course not, those little kids in Iraq already have enough unexploded ordinance to play with for years.  The last thing we want those kids to do is play with things that might suggest killing.  Gotta set the good examples you know. 
 
American soldiers are building schools in Iraq
Who built buildings in Iraq before we invaded that country?
 
The unemployment rate in Iraq is around 70%. 
Why can't the Iraqis rebuild their own schools?  Iraqi people are educated, they know how to build schools.  Who built their schools that we bombed to rubble?  It's their country, let them decide who builds what and when and how.  Let them work, let them employ themselves.
 
When Americans drive through Iraq, the people wave at them and smile
Yes, I imagine they do, especially if the Americans are headed out of their town.  Iraqi people are not stupid, they know the difference in war and peace.  They know that seeing their family and neighbors being blown to bits by strangers is more apt to occur if Americans are in the vicinity.   Perhaps the Iraqi people see red when a bomb explodes rather than the rosy hue that bush seems to see.
 
Your Honor, I ask you, how can  my attitude toward bush and his decisions get a fair trial when I am hearing and being so influenced by all this coercive evidence?  I object because  the statements coming from the courtroom just are not substantiated.  I object because  the facts have been manipulated to warp the truth.  Your Honor,  you can't hold a fair trial without the truth.  I can't weigh my attitude toward george bush if all I have to rely upon is simply propaganda.  I object because the facts are biased and the prosecutor is biased.  And your Honor my most sincere objection is based on common sense.  If I am convinced that the statements coming from the courtroom result in more questions than answers, how can I come to a reasonable decision.   As long as the courtroom refuses to answer my questions, I believe my case will have to be declared a mistrial.  If george bush takes the fifth to protect himself and doesn't answer my questions then I must rely on my own conclusions.  If your Honor will allow me, I would like to delay the verdict in this case for a few days.  Perhaps bush will be willing to tell the truth at that point.  Yes your Honor, I realize I have been delaying this case over and over for almost three years, but I want this case to be legal and fair, and until george bush agrees to be honest with me, how can I decide if I just dislike him intensely or if he truly  is the worst decision maker to ever reside in the oval office?
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On this day, October 28, 1886, the Statue of Liberty, a gift from the people of  France, or as Washington now calls that country "Freedom", was dedicated by President Cleveland.  Is she still dedicated to liberty, or is she too under investigation by Ashcroft?  She could be under investigation for coming from a foreign country and for being in possession of a torch.  Can't be too careful, can't be too American, can't be too out there.  Funny, she's French and she is our symbol of liberty.  Remember when to some people  that wasn't ironic?  Remember when we were all rational?
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Speaking of rational, let's move on to the upcoming movie about Ronald Reagan.  To all the folks who are all atwitter because the movie may not depict Reagan exactly as he may have been.  "Gone With the Wind" was not an actual depiction of the south during the Civil war, but it was a good movie.  So relax, calm down, fiction doesn't negate fact.  It's a movie folks, it's only a movie.  Mickey mouse isn't a real mouse either.
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"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
-Edward Abbey-


Monday, October 27, 2003
 
 
After 9-11 bush told us that the terrorists attacked the US because they hated our freedom.
So he developed  "The Patriot Act", which limits many freedoms that we have always enjoyed.
After 9-11 bush told us that the terrorists attacked the US because they hated our prosperity.
Bush blames 9-11 for a huge chunk or our economic problems, including our national debt and our high unemployment figures.
After 9-11 bush told us that the terrorists attacked the US because they hated peace.
Bush uses 9-11 as an excuse to declare two wars.
 
Seems to me that since 9-11 we have lost many freedoms, much money, many jobs, and many soldiers. Seems to me, based on bush's rationale, that the terrorists have accomplished their goals.  Or, did bush in his post 9-11 actions, contribute and accelerate their success?
Bush correctly states that 9-11 was a day that changed everything, but who made those changes, why and how?
You have to admit that if the terrorists'  goal was, as Bush says, to change our country and take America backward, that seems to be exactly what has happened.
Did those people who commandeered those airliners make these changes in our country or were they just a convenient excuse for bush to make some desired changes of his own? 
How would the terrorists benefit from our loss of peace and freedom and prosperity?
How would the administration benefit from our loss of peace and freedom and prosperity?
 
According to what bush is telling us, the terrorists declared war via their attacks, and his reaction has been to take away from the US, all the things he says the terrorists didn't want us to have.  If the terrorists didn't want us to have freedom, prosperity and peace, then I say, "mission accomplished"!
The terrorists didn't like these things about us, so in order to be safe, we had to give them up?  
Did the terrorists win?  Who lost?  It seems that the answers to those questions are terribly apparent. 
 
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"An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens."
-Thomas Jefferson-

Friday, October 24, 2003
 
Ut oh, we've got something else to look for.  Add *money to the list of "Lost and Found".  Well in our case it's just always "lost" isn't it?  We have lost money, lost jobs, lost terrorist honchos, lots of losses and no founds.
I wonder if bush ever found any eggs at the Easter egg hunts when he was a little kid?  He probably couldn't so his mom probably hired an egg aide for him.  Hey, maybe that was when Dick Cheney came into his life.  Maybe mom hired Dick to help little george hunt for Easter eggs and they've just been hunting for stuff ever since. 
I betcha, as a little kid,  "hide and seek" was not one of his strong suit games either.  Poor little dude would probably hide and be unable to even find himself.  
Funny he found religion, but that seems to be about it.    I guess he's just finding-ly challenged.
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*There is a story on the Christian Aid website that says four billion dollars of Iraqi  oil revenues and other Iraqi funds earmarked for reconstruction, is sorta missing.  You've got to go there and read the story. 
I sure hope they made a mistake with this, because it's kinda difficult to ask other countries for money when you can't account for a big chunk of what you already have.  In the vernacular of today, "What's up with that?". 
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Not only does the Senate have no problem giving our money away to build Iraq, they don't mind taking a little chunk for themselves.  They voted yesterday to add three thousand and four hundred dollars to their wallet.  There were some like Sen. Feingold, who tried to avoid giving raises, but of course he was voted down.  The vote just proved, not only are they generous, they're also leaning toward the greedy side.  I don't begrudge the Senators their raises.  Heck, look at all the good things they have worked so hard for this year.  Look and look and look!  That's going to be just about as difficult to find as the infamous wmd in Iraq. 
Don't you find it bizarre that we have money for so many things, but not nearly enough for the things our country truly needs.  It's the equivalent to donating all your money to charity and as a result, you kids are going hungry.  Sure you did a good deed, but your priorities were so screwed up that you caused a disaster.  It's the priorities, Stupid!
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This week on C-SPAN, Orrin Hatch (Sen. from Utah) cited the following sentence from the Sacramento Bee, regarding the consideration of Justice Brown for a seat on the federal bench.
"Their plans included bombarding the senators with 150,000 pieces of opposition mail from abortion rights backers and intensive lobbying of members of the Senate Judiciary Committee."
After Hatch read this sentence he commented, "I call that spam."
We all know the definition of spam is unwanted and unsolicited email.
So Orrin has told us that our opinions on national matters are nothing more to him than unwanted, unsolicited email.
How great is this?  There is at least one Senator in Washington who freely and publicly admits he doesn't give a damn about how we feel or what we think. 
I wonder if anyone is going to email him and congratulate him on his honesty?
 
On the heels of this little pronouncement by Sen. Hatch, we hear that the Senate is hot on the trail of a "No Spam List" which would follow the leader of the "Do Not Call List".  Okay, would that mean that the emails that we send through sites like Moveon.org would be considered, as Sen. Hatch stated, "spam"?  Because thousands of emails originate from one website, would they qualify as spam?  Is this the way to get us to shut up and stop complaining?  Are they slamming the cyber door on us? 
Perhaps we could get our messages to Washington this way.  Maybe we should write our opinions on little slips of paper and paperclip those slips of paper to our dollar bills, because we know for sure where our money is going.
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Have a great weekend!


Thursday, October 23, 2003
 
 
Oh shoot, no matter how I say this, it's going to sound like a whine.  Got crackers?  Got cheese?
 
Yesterday I received two very diverse emails with so much in common.
Both were from retired vets, but they came with such conflicting points of view.  One came from a gentleman who is very ill and he has been screwed big time by his government.   He encouraged me to speak out more and louder for the vets.  The other came from a gentleman who basically told me to lower my voice, I was too loud. 
 
I know that if you want someone to listen to you when you speak, it often works if you whisper.  But I'm not sure that works with the written word.  I find it difficult to whisper about something that I feel passionately about.  If I tell you that I think the veterans of this country are not being treated with the dignity they deserve and do not receive the benefits they were promised, does it have the same impact as if I say, "Damn it to hell, why are we turning our backs on some of the most wonderful people in our friggin country.  These people put their damned lives on the line for us and now we're tossing them out with the trash!"?  I don't know, but I do know that one vet would say "yes" and another would say "no".  I also know that, no matter what each of these two very special gentlemen say to me, I owe them both a great debt for what they did for this country and I hold them in the highest esteem.  To the gentleman who wanted me to speak out more, "Thanks, you are the damned best there is (I said that as loud as I could and with deep sincerity)  And, to the other gentleman, "Thanks, you are the best there is" (I said that quietly but with deep sincerity).
 
This is difficult to deal with, because I'm just not sure what to do.  Do I yell or do I whisper? 
 
As I told someone this morning, I'm having an emotional overflow. 
See, once you pop the cork on a bottled-up "whine",  emotions just spill out.  There are emotions all over my keyboard and all over the little plastic carpet protector below my chair.  I'm going to end this now, because I have a bunch of emotional stuff here that I need to deal with.  Emotions are such slippery devils, once they get loose, they not only run all over the gambit, they run all over the spectrum.   They're  just all over the place.  Sometimes it's hard to get a grip on the little rascals.
 
And, we all know that, if not taken care of immediately, whine stains are almost impossible to remove. 
 

Support Our Troops? 
 
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Okay, now we know where george gets his sincere caring and his masterful speaking ability.  He gets it from his mommy.  Here's what mommy said on March 18, two days before the US invasion of Iraq,  "Why should we hear about body bags and deaths and how many, what day it's going to happen, and how many this or what do you suppose? Oh, I mean, it's, not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?" 
One must wonder, would she have made this same statement if one of her grandchildren were going to Iraq?  By the way, none of them did. 
Ms. Barbara Bush, I wish you thought war and dead American soldiers  were relevant.  You really should!
 
See she's just as sensitive and compassionate as her silly son.   Recently mommy has called the Democratic candidates "a sorry group".   Nice going mommy!  Those are surely the words one might expect from the wife of an past president and the  mother of the selected president of the United States.  This woman is so diplomatic isn't she?  She, like her son, knows exactly what to say to just piss people off to the max.  You have to wonder if there is a true and feeling heart in the family. 
I'll tell you what Babs, I think you misunderstood the question, they were asking you what you thought of the Democratic candidates, not what we think of  your family
 
Really, you can just hear those same words coming from george's mouth can't you?  Both quotes are exactly what you would expect from him.  Off the cuff, thoughtless, heartless, brash remarks.  No concern for the consequences of the words, but totally concerned with the "I'm tough, I say what I please because no one can do anything about it" character portrayal.   Everyone knows someone like that.  Someone you stay as far away from as possible, because they embarrass you whenever they're around.  Someone who talks louder than everyone else because they think everyone is entitled to hear their bravado. 
I guess they fall somewhere between spoiled brats and idiots. 
Yuck!  None for me, thanks.
 
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
 

 

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

 
There's a whole lot of pissing and moaning about why you should or should not buy your prescription drugs from Canada.  First of all, why the hell can't we have affordable drugs in our very own country?  Second, I don't recall there being a rash of deaths in Canada due to impure medications.  Third, if someone can't afford to buy their prescription drugs in the US, I would bet that in life or death situations they would be willing to take a chance on Canadian drugs rather than die.  At least with the drugs from Canada they have hope.
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When it seems that we are all in the middle of a giant sea of do-do with no hope, up springs a tiny green leaf that has the potential to become a giant oak. 
 
Then take a look at the site and smile!!!
Explore the site, it'll make you feel good for a change!
Share the hope with your friends too!
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Someone wrote to me and suggested that we take the yellow ribbons and make them a symbol for bring our troops home now.  If you like the idea and want to correspond with this sweet person, email me and I will forward your message.  It would be nice if one of the Democratic candidates would endorse this idea.
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 Condi  Rice is now the chief honcho with our checkbook in Iraq.  As National Security Adviser to the President she is exempted from having to report or answer to Congress.   I think we can just stop wondering how our money is being spent.  Don't ask cause she probably won't tell.  But you gotta admit, as US citizens it sure would be nice to know, wouldn't it?  If we are going  to give the military sixty plus billion dollars, will that be enough to buy toilet tissue for the sick and injured soldiers who are being warehoused in Fort Stewart?  Yep, that's right, they have to purchase their own with the money out of their uniform pockets.  Do the patients in Iraqi hospitals have to do that?
~~~
I recently received a nasty email from someone who instructed me to stop talking about our troops and to basically suck it up.   I believe this person said that the military wasn't Boy Scout camp.  This person made a few more remarks that further confirmed my opinion that he or she had no clue.  I would be willing to bet that same person had not spent any time in the military, and had no one they cared about serving in Iraq now.
Here's the deal, I will not stop complaining and I sure as hell will not knuckle under and become one of the  "hey things are fine with our troops" sheep.  I believe since the men and women in the military have been ordered to go to Iraq and live in a suburb of hell, we owe them big time!  Don't we owe it to them to see that they have what they need to survive and be as comfortable as possible under those conditions?  Bush said he wanted them to have the best of everything and if you think he meant that, go back to sleep.  
If we don't standup for our soldiers, who will?  If we aren't going to bring them back home where they belong, let's at least give them the care and dignity they deserve while they're over there. 
 
Many of you wanted to have this war, you took bush's bait, you said it was a "must have" war.  Okay thanks to your gullibility, you got your war.  Our troops were snatched up and sent them over there.
The war was fought and declared over to some degree.   Now the troops are still there, things are dangerous as hell for them.  No one in Washington has a friggin clue when they'll be brought home.  Would it be too much trouble for you "must have" war people to show a little compassion and a hell of a lot of concern for the bravest people from the USA?  
 

Monday, October 20, 2003

 
Over a year later and most of it still applies! 
Go to this site and read what a Republican member of Congress asked in September of 2002.
Why wasn't someone listening and why didn't someone answer his questions?
Why?  Because it made too much sense and that wasn't what this war was about.
 

Friday, October 17, 2003

 
If you watched C-Span on Thursday, you probably spent your time cussing and crying, as you came to realize the truth.  It is so blatantly obvious that the "party" means more to the Republicans than the conditions for our troops and the conditions of our country.  They don't seem to give a damn about anything except defending their holier than thou president.
 
Lots of things could be learned about lots of bad things.  We learned that there is no accounting for the money from these supplementals.  Did you know that?  Well Senator Byrd knew it and he shared that information.  Senator Byrd and other Democratic Senators wanted to break the reconstruction money in half.  They wanted to allow 10 billion now, and see exactly where things stood in 6 months, before they dispensed anymore of our money.  Republicans said nope!  Every time the Democrats tried to do the right thing, the right wing said NOPE.  It was so damned frustrating to watch the Republicans use cute little tricks to tank the Democrats.
 
I couldn't believe what I heard from Sen. Ted Stevens mouth.  He was like a small watchdog for the president.  Each time a Democrat made any comment that was in anyway critical of the war, Stevens snarled and growled.  He was at the very least annoying, and at the most disgusting.  One could only hope he would get so angry he would just combust...............but that wasn't to be the case.
 
From where it stands now, as I write this on Thursday afternoon, I guess they are going to snatch the big $$$ from our present and out future.  We will apparently begin the world largest habitat for humanity program and it's going to happen in Iraq. 
 
Sorry, people who are living in poverty right here at home, we don't have any $$$ for you.   
Sorry, people without sufficient medical treatment, we don't have any $$$ for you.
Sorry, everyone who have needs that you cannot meet, we don't have any $$$ for you.
We're sorry you can't have what you need.  But you see, we decided to declare war on a country that posed no harm to us.  We went in and bombed the hell out of them.  It was shocking and it was awe-ing.  We said we only bombed special places and that we did not destroy their infrastructure.  Apparently someone else sneaked in and did that, because now it's all messed up.  So now we are going to build them a shiny new country.  They will have new schools and health care, and they will even get to legally elect their own leaders.  See, we're giving them everything we don't have here. 
~~~
We have the number of soldiers that have been killed in battle, we have the number of  injured troops, but where are the numbers for the soldiers who were injured in battle, and later died.  Does every soldier who is injured survive?  I doubt it.
~~~
Did you know that they fly the badly wounded soldiers home late at night so the press won't see them?
Did you know that there are some American soldiers coming home blind, some coming home as amputees and some coming home with mental damage which will ruin their lives?
Did you know that one soldier was wounded, eventually flown home to his family, but he had to wear the bloody, stained uniform that he was wearing when he was injured?  Do you know how that sight effected his little girls? 
Did you know they only have two uniforms?  Did you know that if they need a new uniform they have to buy it?  
 Did you know that it's illegal to show a soldier's casket being flown home? 
Did you know that not all of our troops will get the R&R time to come home, no matter how long they've been in Iraq?
 
Pro-war people told us we didn't support our troops.  Where the hell are those damned pro-war people now, and why aren't they screaming along with us?  Why aren't they demanding that the government treat our troops with the dignity and respect they deserve?  Why are they so placid now?  Why were they so eager to send our troops to hell and so unconcerned about when they can come home?
Maybe it's because they are just as ignorant about the results of this war as they were about it's beginning. 
Maybe it's not as much fun to wrap yourself in the flag if that flag has the blood of a soldier on it. 
~~~
 
"I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower-
 
 
Thursday, October 16, 2003
 
 
If you think that maybe you have gone a little mad as you've been pulling your hair out due to frustration with this administration, take heart - you're not insane.  Take a few minutes to view this short film.  It was made in 1946, and it shows you the signs to determine if your country is vulnerable to despotism.  The good news is that it confirms much of what you have been thinking about our country, and you are not going insane.  The bad news is that it confirms much of what you have been thinking about our country, and the whole country is going insane.
 
~~~
 
How shall the Senate handle this 87 billion dollar request for the troops and rebuilding Iraq and Afghanistan?  Shall we mortgage our future to build a grand Iraq, or shall we tell them that we will help them help themselves?  Shall we keep letting our troops be picked off one by one, by a group who seems to have an endless supply of volunteers with an endless supply of anger and weapons?  Our invasion and occupation of Iraq has resulted in the loss of American lives, the loss of innocent Iraqi lives and now it seems that Iraq has become something of a breeding ground for hatred and murderers.  We didn't find Saddam, we lost him.  We claim our bombs didn't destroy anything of value, yet we are going to donate 20 some billion dollars to rebuild things that we didn't destroy.  We are going to build enough to cover the years of sanctions.  We are generous to a fault.
 
First of all, I would like to have a detailed accounting of what happened to the last emergency supplemental of 79 billion dollars that the Congress approved in April, 2003.  According to Rep. Chet Edwards' (Texas) website, “This is the largest supplemental appropriations bill ever considered by Congress, and with thousands of our brave men and women at risk in Iraq, it was perhaps the most urgent piece of legislation in decades,”
 
Well, if Rep. Edwards was impressed by 79 billion, he must have been breathless when he saw the figures for the supplemental that is being requested by bush today.   If the 87 billion is approved and you add that to the 79 billion, you will come up with the total of our future financial disaster or 166 billion dollars.  That's a whole lot of money that the USA  just doesn't have.  That's a whole lot of money that the USA must borrow.  We could make the reconstruction money a loan to Iraq, but bush doesn't want to saddle that country with a huge, long-term debt.  He wants to saddle our country with a huge, long-term debt.
 
Our country was the one attacked on 9-11, not Iraq.  The attackers didn't come from Iraq.  Iraq had nothing to do with it.  So why, if we were the original victims, is Iraq getting all the expensive band-aids, and why are they being taken from our emergency kit?
I suggest that if bush is more sympathetic to Iraq than he is to the US, then he should run for a term as President of Iraq.  He might actually get legally elected there. 
~~~
 
 
"To know what you prefer
 
 instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer,
 
 is to have kept your soul alive."
-Robert Louis Stevenson-

Wednesday, October 15, 2003
 
The US won't make the reconstruction money  a loan to Iraq, because if they did the Iraqis would then own the money and they could spend it any way they wished.  This would perhaps impair Halliburton and the other US firms who have contracts for Iraq.  In other words, the Iraqis might not be willing to suck up to Cheney's pals.
~~~
Senator Thomas of Wyoming was on C-Span this morning.  He was carrying the bush banner and speaking of all the wonders we have created in Iraq.  He was quick to tell about the troops and their dedication, but when a caller asked about the ceramic body suits that one quarter of the troops do not have and won't have until December, he had no clue about the problem.  He said he hadn't heard anything about it.  The next caller asked him about why some of the troops are reporting  having only two meals a day.  Again he said he had not heard about that and it must have been just a delayed shipment or something.
This was a United States Senator and he knew less about the conditions for our troops than we do.  Does that give you a clue to just how much these guys really know about what in the hell our troops are dealing with over there?  And also, this was a man who had just returned from visiting Iraq.  Of course the troops aren't going to complain to these visiting politicians, because they are afraid that if they say anything negative it will get their butts in trouble.  Remember the soldier with his own deck of most wanted cards?
~~~
 
"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?"
-Mahatma Gandhi-

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Tuesday, October 14, 2003
 
Foie Gras?
Arrêter s'il vous plaît!
 
I'm beginning to feel like those poor geese must feel as they are being force fed to prepare them to become foie gras.  The poor things have a tube jammed down their throats and must endure such great pain as the food is literally stuffed into them. 
With the recent public relations campaign coming out of the bush administration stuffing us with sunshine and happiness stories about Iraq, it truly is enough to make you gag.  Stop please!
~~~
Another thought regarding this "things are rosy in Iraq" public relations campaign that the administration is ramming down our throats.  If things were going so swimmingly over there, why would bush decide to delete Rummy and insert Condi?  The administration is blaming the public's negative attitude on the Democrats and the media  but  seems to me the administration doth protest too much! 
 When the killing stops,  I'll start listening!
~~~
If, as we are now being told, our "smart bombs" didn't hit the power stations of Iraq or destroy the infrastructure of Iraq, and  if the damage to the infrastructure has been caused by Saddam's neglect, then why do we have to pay for and rebuild it?  Why do we have to pay for it if we didn't break it?  
~~~
Bush set a nice little trap for the Democratic candidates.  He gave his tax cuts and now if anyone wants to rescind them, it's considered a tax hike.  In actuality if the tax cut was rescinded, we wouldn't be paying anymore taxes percentage wise than we were three years ago.  Besides, our tax dollars are going to Iraq one way or the other.  It's truly a pay me now or pay me later situation, because no matter how it's done, it's you and me who will foot the bill.  We can pay higher taxes or we can lose services here in the US.  You decide.
~~~
Bush starts dropping a bit in popularity and sightings of Saddam rise exponentially.  What a coincidence!
~~~
Bush says the media is not showing the sunny side of Iraq so his administrations yanks the media's reins to the right.  The media obeys, the majority of the viewers take their prescribed medication, get dumbed down and life goes on.
~~~
Another soldier dies in Iraq but an Iraqi school gets a new coat of paint, so it all evens out?
~~~
Even though you thought they might do it, you didn't deep down in your heart, believe they would.  Would they?  Well, it's not like it hasn't been discussed.
"WHILE NO evidence exists that “planting” WMD in Iraq has been discussed officially inside the Bush administration, intelligence sources confirm what just about anybody could deduce: The idea has come up in casual conversation."
~~~
 
       "It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. "
                                                                     -Ansel Adams-


And finally, if you have a heart, if you appreciate the beauty and the intrinsic value of nature, please read this article regarding the bush administration's latest antics.  Seems they want to destroy the Endangered Species Act.  Like this administration needs something else to hunt for, right?  They now want to make it legal to hunt down and kill endangered species all around the world.  I have always been afraid they would go after the Endangered Species Act, but I had hoped they would be too busy destroying other things to notice it hiding in the shadows.  Apparently I was wrong because there are people out there who want to wear the remnants of dead creatures and people who want to hang the carcasses of dead creatures on their walls.  These same people have lots of $$$.  This administration will do anything for $$$.  By gutting the Endangered Species Act, the administration is once again trading lives for cash.  This administration just loves money to death!  They don't care how much blood is dripping from a dollar as long as it's their dollar. 
The target this time can't fight back and it can't call for help.   A war in Iraq wasn't enough bloodshed for them,  now they want to go after rare creatures.  Is there a caring heart in this administration?  Is there wisdom in this administration?    Hell NO!
 
"Saving Endangered Wildlife by Killing It?"
 

Monday, October 13, 2003


There seems to be a bit of a problem here. 
I think we have all heard, at one time or another, the president say, "If you feed a terrorist, you're just as guilty as the terrorists". 
 
Well, if you watched the hearings last week in the House of Representatives regarding the sales of surplus Department of Defense Biological Lab Equipment via the internet, you discovered that the DOD has made available a virtual buffet of chemical and biological (CB) equipment available to just about anyone who is hungry for the production of chemical and biological weapons.  They will even sell protective clothing to go along with the equipment.  However, by their own admission, some of the protective clothing may be defective, even the protective clothing that they sold to first responders around the country. 
 
"According to GAO, due to poor controls, there is little assurance excess CB equipment has not already fallen into the wrong hands.   "Shays said, “The cheap, virtually unregulated availability of low cost biological laboratory equipment poses a risk to national security. The Department of Defense should not be a discount shopping outlet for would-be bio-terrorists.” 
(Washington, Oct 7 - Congressman Christopher Shays (CT-4), Chairman of the Subcommittee on National Security, Emerging Threats and International Relations)
 (link #1 below)
 
"At the subcommittee’s request, GAO bought surplus items though a shell corporation, acquiring operating lab equipment and other items at less than one-tenth of the original cost to the Pentagon, the report says.

The GAO also was able to buy protective suits and other items, despite a department policy that prohibits public sale of the items.

Some protective suits bought by the GAO had previously been determined defective, yet they were still circulating in the surplus supply chain, with some issued to state and local law enforcement units."
 (link #2 below)
 

"The Pentagon's sale of the surplus equipment was uncovered by Congress's general accounting office (GAO) which conducted a sting operation, setting up a dummy company to buy laboratory equipment online on a Pentagon website.

The GAO found that the defence department did not check the background of its customers. Most of the equipment being sold was available commercially but the Pentagon was selling it at bargain prices. The GAO bought $46,000 (£27,500) worth of equipment for just over $4,000 (£2,400). 

 Defence  officials were called in to answer questions before a congressional inquiry about the sale of the army surplus, which included centrifuges, evaporators, bacteriological incubators, and protective suits to unknown customers in other countries, including Egypt and the Philippines, where terrorist groups have been known to operate.

The news is particularly embarrassing, coming only days after the CIA-led Iraq Survey Group claimed the discovery of similar equipment in Iraq was evidence that the Saddam Hussein regime had a covert weapons programme. "

(link #3 below)

 

I'll let you draw your own conclusions, based upon that last quote. 

 

Link #1    http://reform.house.gov/NSETIR/News/DocumentSingle.aspx?DocumentID=1598

~~~
 
As I searched for the above information, I discovered to the best of my knowledge, there was very little material to be taken from US sources.  This I found very interesting!
 

Friday, October 10, 2003
 
If you were fortunate enough to see the PBS program last night, "Truth, War and Consequences", you had to have learned a little more about what is going on in Iraq.  After viewing that program, I came away believing that one of the most dangerous weapons in Iraq right now is Ahmed Chalabi.   
 You've just got to see this program! 
~~~
Yesterday bush was cruising around the US telling captive audiences that things are much better in Iraq than we have been told they are.  He seems to think that we have a misconception of reality based upon a vast left wing, press conspiracy.  He seems to believe that if our military applies a coat of whitewash to a school, that should be reported with violins playing in the background and when a US soldier is murdered on the street, well that's not a news story, that's just one of those pesky little realities of war. 
I don't give a damn if they build a hundred new schools and every damned light bulb in Iraq is glowing,  as long as we continue to lose members of our American family over there, then the news is not screwin' good!
Bush says that things in Iraq are better than they were.  Better than what?  Better than the day we dropped all those bombs on these same people we're now building schools for?  Well hell yes, as soon as death stops raining down, it sure as hell would be better. 
      Bush and all his little cheerleaders can repeat this new "happy mantra" until they are blue in the face and most of us will know full well that it's excrement from a male member of the bovine family.  But there's that other bunch.  The one's who believe we found wmd on every corner in Iraq and that Suddam flew the plane that hit the first tower on 9-11 and that all our soldiers in Iraq have been sprayed down with all sorts of toxic chemical weapons.   That goofy bunch will believe anything they hear from bush's mouth and what they don't hear, they just make the hell up. 
     So bush can march out all his folks, and they tell all their stories and you can listen if you want to.  But as far as I'm concerned, if things are so rosy in Iraq, why would they have to try so hard to make us believe it? 
It's just difficult to watch bush try to get all emotional and use his "sweet" voice when he talks about kids in Iraq getting school books, when I know that here in the US, way too many of our teachers have to open up their own wallets to be sure that their classes have all the equipment they need!
Let's visit some of the kids in Appalachia and see what kind of shape their schools are in.  Let's visit some of the big cities here in the US and see what kind of shape their schools are in.  When we get all the schools in the US in good shape, then we'll see what we can do to improve the schools in Iraq. 
Charity begins at home but our tax money seems to be on holiday in Iraq! 
 
~~~
Hey, I've got a question for you.  Did anyone hear anything about the DNA report confirming that, the two dead guys that we showed all over tv, were Saddam's sons?  Wasn't that supposed to be available in just a few days after their deaths on July 22 of this year?  Hummm it's been a pretty long time since that date.  Remember how the soldier shot one of them in the mouth and messed up the guy's face big time?  Remember how the embalmers sort of fixed the two dead guys up with the wax and they looked more like they wanted them to?    Remember how we said that we had a sample of their DNA to compare with that of the two corpses?
I'm just asking because perhaps that DNA report was made public and I just missed it. 
~~~
 
"When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice,
I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart. "
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-

Thursday, October 9, 2003

Tonight at 9pm est. there will be a "Frontline" program on PBS titled "Truth, War, and Consequences". 
 
"Truth, War, and Consequences"
A special intelligence operation began looking for evidence to justify a war with Iraq in the days after September 11, 2001"


Thursday, October 9, 9:00pm
Truth, War, and Consequences

 
So we're gonna do a little public relations campaign to promote the war in Iraq.  Well, that should be one hell of an undertaking.  How do you sell a war that already happened and already looks like nothing more than a shooting gallery?   The last PR stunt, on May Day when george hopped aboard the big boat and said, "whew, it's pretty much over", didn't work out all that well, so hopefully they will get a new PR firm to handle this new, and nifty idea of theirs.  I mean what do you do to make it look like no lies were told, no thousands of Iraqi civilians were killed, no soldiers were killed, everything is going fine in Iraq, lots of wmd everywhere and that there is no oil in the spOILs of this war? 
 
Get ready for the "Red, White and I'm not Blue just because I haven't Seen My Daddy Since Last Christmas" war coloring book", the "I Love My President and God and Stuff Like That" t-shirts, the "No One Died in the Iraqi War" lapel pins and maybe even the "Honk if You Love Jesus and Believe that We Found WMD in Iraq" bumper stickers.  Another catchy idea might be a "So What If People Died, If It Makes It Cheaper for Me to Drive My Sweet Humvee Then Damn It, I'm For It".  t-shirt, which of course would come in large sizes only.  If things get even worse in Iraq they could always make a sticker that just said, "Iraq?  Never heard of it".
 
 I suppose they will muzzle all the families who have lost someone in this god awful war.  Can't take a chance on someone telling the truth right now, when the public is asking questions. 
 
Tsk Tsk, Mr. and Ms. America, don't start trying to act like this is a democracy.  Don't start acting like you have freedom of speech and all that other crap you think you're entitled to, just because a bunch of guys, bunches of years ago, thought they could write that, sorta French sounding, Constitution.  That was then and this is now.  Those guys probably would have a problem with telling lies to the American people and sending their soldiers to invade and occupy a country, that just happened to have the second largest oil puddles in the world.  What the hell did those guys know?  Hell, they might have been gay!  Just think about that Mr. and Ms. America..............but don't think about anything else.  A true Patriot never thinks, thinking is akin to terrorism, it will not be tolerated.  To show your support for our president, his war, and his great leadership, you must stop thinking!!  Just believe what we tell you and no one gets hurt!  And remember, you can be designated an enemy combatant at the drop of a wire tap. 
 
The problem with the USA, according to this administration, is that the we won't just shut the hell up, believe any and every word the administration says, close our eyes when the bad stuff happens and apparently they would like us all to get a real good, serious case of amnesia.
 
Bottom line, what they're selling, we aren't buying.............no matter how they package it.  No matter what spin they use, we won't get sucked in.  No matter if they try to sell this damned war in happy meals, we won't buy it. 
Until someone tells us how the hell we get out of this mess, when our troops are coming home, and how the hell we are gonna pay for all this, we aren't buying anything.  There is not a PR firm in the world that can bring dead soldiers back to life.
 

 

Wednesday October 8, 2003
 
There is no better quote to describe what happened in California yesterday than this one!
 
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?" 
-George Price-
 
 
 
Ladies listen up!  The next scum who gropes you could be your state's next Governor.
~~~
Okay, it's all but official, Arnold in the new governor of California.
Congratulations Californians, you have just hired a man who has no experience, no credentials, no resume, not a clue about what the hell he's doing and, best of all, you hired him to run your state.  Hell you didn't even call him in for an interview, so you don't really know a thing about him except that he made funky, he-man, macho movies, likes to pose for photos in his birthday suit and he seems to have a track record of leaving his tracks on the ladies. 
What a novel approach to hiring someone to lead the largest state in the United States and also the state with a very large financial problem. 
Did you guys just say "hasta la vista" to common sense?
I understand that you were very unhappy with Davis, but did you have to shoot yourself in the foot to prove it? 
With Iraq, we have been referring to the UN telling us, in so many words, "You broke it, You pay for it".  Well Californians, by electing Arnold, I think You bought it broken and now You gotta keep it. 
Good Luck folks cause I think you're gonna need it.
~~~
 
 
"Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living.
 
After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four."
-Katharine Hepburn-
 

 

Tuesday, October 7, 2003

 
 
 
If there is a god of elections, pray that he or she allows this California vote today to come off without a hitch so that we don't have to be tortured with recounts and more speeches from the robotic looking Arnold.  Is it just me or does the dude look like a monster to you too? 
Hey Arnold, lay off the teeth whiteners for a bit, you look funky enough dude, then you open your mouth and you look like you swallowed a used-car lot, too much glow!
~~~
 
Please think about this a minute or two.  How will the War on Terror ever end?  When will we be able to say that every single person or group who wants to harm someone else in some other country is no longer a threat? 
Because bush says that the war on terror began here in the United States on September 11, 2001, our country is considered a theater of war.  Don't you see that with this designation, the rules of war can be implemented here until the war on terror is over.  And again, how and when can it end?  Hey folks we're in a forever war and that's not good!
~~~
Am I the only person who has no idea who J Lo and Ben are?  I know they are movie stars but why do I hear so much about them?  I wouldn't recognize either of them.  Am I missing something?  Why should I give a tinker's damn about them?
~~~
Does anyone really truly believe that finding the whitehouse "leaker" is a priority for george bush?  It's just one more thing for this administration to look for.  And god knows they have a hunting list a mile long.
~~~
Note to Iraqi people, watch out for a Wal-Mart to move into your neighborhood real soon.
Another note to Iraqi people, don't let them change the name of your country to "America's Mini Me".
~~~
Note to Republicans, when may we expect you to get real?
~~~
Senator Ted Stevens from Alaska is in desperate need of an emergency burr-ectomy.  
He seriously needs to have that burr removed from his ass and hopefully that will calm him down a bit.   
~~~
And finally a note to all Californians.  If you do elect Arnold as your next governor today,  thanks from all of us in Florida, because you will be replacing us as the  "Goof Ball State".  Congratulations, with Arnold as your governor, you will certainly deserve the title. 
What the hell were you people thinking?????
 

Monday, October 6,2003

 
Wow, Arnold is going to fit in with the bush administration like rush at a clan meeting.
Arnold gropes women and then denies it and everyone says, "Hey that's okay".
Arnold says he kinda thought Hitler was cool and then denies it and everyone says, "Hey, that's okay".
Arnold lies and everyone says, "Hey you're guy we want to lead our state, we'll elect you!"
Bush lies about the reasons for war and then denies it and everyone says, "Hey, that's okay".
Bush lies about everything in the world and then denies it and everyone says, "Hey you're a great Prez.  We'll re-elect you for four more years".
 
Come on Democrats, get with the Republican times!
Stop whining just because President Clinton lied and got his ass kicked by some big elephants.
This is a new time, a new way of doing things.  In this Republican time, you can lie your ass off, deny it or give a surface apology and you get to become one of the big elephants.
Hey times have changed! 
It's different now! 
In these Republican times, lying is  not a call for an ass kicking,  lying  is rewarded with assets!
Try to get it straight!
Jeeezzz, why can't you Democrats keep up?

 

Saturday, October 4, 2003

 
I'm still reeling from this experience.

Friday, October 3, 2003

 
 
Hunting Season is Officially Open
It is legal to hunt for Osama.
It is legal to hunt for the anthrax killer.
It is legal to hunt for Saddam.
It is legal to hunt for wmd.
The date for the official opening of Finding Season has yet to be announced .
~~~
 
David Kay made his report yesterday regarding his search for wmd in Iraq.
Mr. Kay outlined what he had found to date.  He reported that he and his crew had found the word "bomb" in many Iraqi dictionaries. He said the word had been cleverly hidden between pages 55 and 57.  Mr. Kay stated they had  also found several hundred kits for making small 6 inch balsa glider airplanes.  These kits were located near a large supply of airplane glue.  Mr. Kay reminded those in attendance that this very same glue, when inhaled, could result in hallucinatory sensations.
Mr. Kay continued to point out that, although he had found no chemical weapons, he did find a large supply of spit balls stashed in, of all places, a child's backpack.  When analyzed, the spit balls were shown to contain large amounts of human spit.  Mr. Kay reminded the Congressional members that when human spit from one person is applied to the human body of another, it may induce gagging and retching on the part of the receiver.  There was an audible gasp from the audience.
Mr. Kay  reported finding many unexploded munitions scattered over the entire country of Iraq.  He said someone had stenciled the words "made in the USA" on the munitions.  Mr.Kay pointed out that this was just another example of Saddam's cunning, deceptive plan. 
Mr. Kay brought his report to a close by asking for another 8 million dollars to continue his work.  He told the Congress that he believed if he were granted this money he was quite sure that he could find even more weapons.  He said that he had it on very good authority that within just a few weeks, a large shipment of weapons would be found at the Iraqi airport about 8pm if all incoming flights were not cancelled due to bad weather. 
Mr. Kay summed up his report with this clear and precise statement,  "We have not found yet, and I'm sure you know this, otherwise you would know it earlier, we have not found at this point, actual weapons. It does not mean we've concluded there are no actual weapons, it means at this point in time, and it's a huge country with a lot to do, that we have not yet found weapons.". http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2003/s959159.htm
After the members of congress took a moment to digest Mr. Kay's final remark, they shouted in unison, "Say What?"
Later it was reported that Mr. Kay was spotted at the local Wal-Mart purchasing several chemistry sets and a copy of "Finding wmd for Dummies".  However this last report could not be confirmed.
 
 
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It is rumored that, after the apology yesterday by Arnold regarding his incessant groping of women, one staunch Republican Senator said  that any man who does these sorts of things should always be excused if he just says the two little magic words, " I'm sorry".  He also said he is considering offering up a bill that would make it legally mandatory to forgive and forget about any  sexual indiscretions committed by any Republican man.  This bill would require the accused to say,"I'm sorry", and all charges would be dropped.  
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It is said that yesterday, President Clinton publicly apologized for his past sexual indiscretions.   The response from the Republicans was, No you aren't.  Rumor now has it that the Republicans are going to look into impeaching Mr. Clinton again, based upon the arrogant gall of  his thinking that just by simply saying , "I'm sorry", that could make up for all the pain and embarrassment he had caused the women.
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Rush Limbaugh, after being accused of buying illegal pain killers, not only denied the purchases, he also denied feeling pain.  He said his job was to inflict pain, not to kill it. 
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President bush's economic plans appears to be successful, as far as creating new jobs.  The unemployment office announced today that they will be required to hire a record number of new employees in order to process the record number of unemployment applications they are receiving. 
Also, the major newspapers report they too will be hiring more employees to work in the Classified Department of their papers due to the increase in the number of "employment wanted" ads they are receiving. 
When notified of this information, President Bush responded, "I told you so, I told you so, Na Na Na Na Na-na". 
 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Oct 2, 2003

The Face of the Enemy, The Face of my Friend by Patricia Ernest "I knew that recently CBS had been accompanying some of our Florida National Guard who are serving in Iraq as they taped this segment and I also knew there was a slim possibility that I might get to see, within the program, my friend who has been away and serving in Iraq since January". 

 

 
 
 
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Bush isn't having the greatest week of his life.  First he has to watch his egotistical enemy kiss Laura's hand while she's far away in the dreamy, romantic, sweet ambiance of France.  If a Frenchman kisses your hand, does that mean you have been French kissed?  I bet old george wasn't smirking after seeing that.
 
Then he has to deal with the fact that there's someone in the Whitehouse or the Administration or somewhere who has given out information that could be dangerous to a CIA employee.  Bush was Johnny on the Spot with this wasn't he?  The article by Novak came out in mid July and the last day of September, when the feces finally hit the fan, bush jumps right on it and asks for someone to volunteer to take responsibility for the commission of a felony.  We all know how we can rely on  felons to do the honest thing and just step up and admit to their crimes.  Bush tried his best not to smirk when he talked with reporters about this, but eventually that smirk appeared just as it always does when he appears to be amused.   But don't fret, they'll figure out some way to erase this disaster just like all the rest.  Think back to when the news came out that the landing on the USS Abraham Lincoln was nothing more than a photo op fraud.  They just dismissed the facts and continued with the fallacy.  Why get all involved with the truth when lies are so much more convenient and enabling to your cause?
 
Also now,  over two months after the Novak article came out, the whitehouse has instructed everyone to save all emails, phone records etc. for the investigation.  Don't you think that the persons who did this would have already destroyed anything that would be damaging and that would connect them to the deed?  And don't you think these people who made the phone calls would have known that all whitehouse phone calls leave a trail?   Hey, maybe they just called from a phone booth.  Duh!
 
It'll be interesting to see how they try to blame this on the Clinton administration, and you know they will.
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Okay Californians I gotta say this.  What in the hell are you guys thinking?  According to the news you're about to elect a weight lifting, mediocre actor to run your state when, according to the news again, you guys are in a deep pile of financial do-do.  Remember, HE'S AN ACTOR!  Just because he plays parts in movies and gets the girl or wins the fight doesn't mean he actually has super powers.  That's just pretend. The running of a state is real, it requires actual big time intelligence to do it right.  Again, HE'S AN ACTOR!  he can't actually terminate problems with some sort of cinematic super power, not in the real world.  He plays parts and reads scripts.  Being a good governor requires dealing with real world, real life situations that come with real world, real life consequences.  Arnold is acting the part of a candidate and right now he has someone to write the script, but what will happen when your state faces a crisis and  the script writers have all gone home?
 
Are you guys actually going to brag that your governor is a guy who ends almost every sentence with, "and all that stuff"?  Yep, to Arnold it's all just stuff. 
 
And just one last word, when a chameleon sits on a green leaf he can turn green, but that doesn't mean that he can become a green leaf, it just means that he can camouflage himself to look like one so that he may hide and protect his true self.
Good Luck Californians, and all that stuff!
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Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Tuesday: Sept 30, 2003 Rabbits and Resolutions

Monday, September 29, 2003

 
Okay, let's talk about Joe Wilson and, as Arnold would say, "all that stuff".
Do you think that if, during the Clinton days, this matter about treason had reared it's ugly head it would have been referred to as only a matter for the Justice Dept.?  Don't you think that Bill Clinton would already be swinging from the old oak tree?  Christ, the bush boys are acting as though no one in the administration could or would ever out a CIA agent, so for the most part, case closed.  They're gonna let Ashcroft, the man from hell, tinker around with this.  Yeah, whew, I feel better, because if anyone in this screwin' administration is going to be fair, it sure as hell will be the man who is whittling away our Constitutional rights just as fast as his pocket knife will allow.  Investigate?  How about filing this in his round file and getting back to his routine of trying to figure out how he can jail all of us who open our mouths and demand some semblance of the truth.
And where are the true American Patriotic Republicans and why aren't they demanding an investigation into this just as some of the Democrats are?  Why aren't they eager to protect the identity of our CIA agents.  Why are they mewing in the corner and not out there raising hell too?  It's time for a couple of those guys to get into the swing of things.  Is this a democracy or not?  It's time for everyone, war lovers and war haters, Democrats and Republicans, Christians and sinners, the left and the right, to get our acts together and stop the damned fighting amongst ourselves and start getting this damned country back to something we all can take pride in once again.  It's time to write and call and call some more.  Tell Washington that it's pretty damned important that we don't and we won't stand for treason in this country.  Tell them to have the guts to speak up and speak out, no matter what party they represent.  Tell them it's high time for them to be real men and real women and do their damned job.
This is not just a Democrat rant, this is an American demand.  Remind them that oral sex truly does not have the same effect on national security as out-ing a CIA agent.  You might also remind them that we are the one's who hire them and, during the next election, we will be the one's who just might fire them.  Just as a kicker, you also might mention that treason is a freakin' felony.
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Isn't it funny how oral sex in the whitehouse causes a storm, but treason is just blown off!
I guess it depends on what tense of the word "blow" you use. 
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Bob Novak, the reporter who wrote the story that out-ed the CIA agent, was on Crossfire on CNN.  When asked about the story about Joe Wilson's wife, he spun the story like a child's top and then with a dreadful little smirky face he said, "I know who the they are.", referring to whomever in the Whitehouse out-ed Joe's wife.  God, what does this administration do to people to make them so smirky?  I, one hundred percent, believe that a reporter should never have to reveal his sources but I also, one hundred percent, believe a reporter should have an actual brain and should use it when it comes to writing stories that might place someone in danger.  Hey call me old fashioned!
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I wonder what would happen if, in Iraq, someone out-ed one of the new Iraqi police people and put that person's life in jeopardy?  I'm guessing the bush administration would go ballistic and make a giant damned deal of it and call the outers terrorists and treat it very seriously.  Too bad they won't treat the USA as well as they do their new adopted country.
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Why doesn't anyone call for the laundry list of how the money is being spent that is supposed to be going to support our military?  Are the troops actually getting what they need?  What are they getting and why does my neighbor have to send things to her husband in Iraq, things like deodorant and lip balm and food?  Where's the list and how much of the 50 plus billion is being spent on true needs?  How much of that money is going to supply the new Iraqi military? 
 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Mon-Sun, September 22-28, 2003
 
Below are a few of the items and ideas that cruised around in my head this past week or so.
 
Sunday on Meet the Press, Tim Russert was speaking with Condi Rice.  They were discussing  bush's State of the Union Speech and the reference to the yellow cake uranium fable.  Seems that Condi and pals have a very bad problem with their memories.
 
DR. RICE: First of all, the CIA did clear the speech in its entirety and George Tenet has said that. He’s also said that he believes that it should not have been cleared. And we apparently, with the—in October for the Cincinnati speech, not for the State of the Union, but the Cincinnati speech, George Tenet asked that this be taken out of the Cincinnati speech, the reference to yellow cake. It was taken out of the Cincinnati speech because whenever the director of Central Intelligence wants something out, it’s gone.
       MR. RUSSERT: How’d it get back in?
       DR. RICE: It’s not a matter of getting back in. It’s a matter, Tim, that three-plus months later, people didn’t remember that George Tenet had asked that it be taken out of the Cincinnati speech and then it was cleared by the agency. I didn’t remember. Steve Hadley didn’t remember. We are trying to put now in place methods so you don’t have to be dependent on people’s memories for something like that.
  MR. RUSSERT: Did you ever read the memo that I referenced?
       DR. RICE: I don’t remember the memo. It came after it had been taken out of the speech, and so it’s quite possible that I didn’t. But let me be very clear: This shouldn’t happen to the president of the United States, and we will do everything that we can to make sure that it doesn’t happen again.


 http://www.msnbc.com/news/973028.asp?cp1=1
 
SHE FORGOT?  THEY FORGOT?????
Well that was a pretty important thing to "forget" don't ya think Condi?  Especially since it was the big arrow that you guys used to point to war.  Holy smokes, we got a memory problem here, big time! 
If what she said is true, I would suggest that they seek medical attention or resign because her remarks made me wonder what the hell else did they forget?  Like maybe they forgot that Saddam had truly destroyed his weapons.  Maybe they forgot that the UN was an organization that was kinda relevant?      Maybe they forgot the weapons inspectors reported that they had found no nasty stuff during their inspections earlier this year?  Hey, maybe they forgot that Saddam was not responsible for 9-11?  Maybe they forgot to tell the truth?
 
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Hey, next time you feel you should be punished for something that you've done, just turn on C-Span and listen to anything that Sen. Pete Domenici has to say.  If his yelling and screaming doesn't get you, his extreme tirades will.  If you think that you still need to suffer a bit more, wait for Sen. Ted Stevens to pop up.  These have to be two of the most obnoxious speakers ever to echo through the Senate chambers.
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Anyone who was fortunate enough to hear Sen. Bill Nelson, who I am very proud to say is from Fla., as he spoke to the Senate regarding deployment times for the Guard and Reservists, was able to hear a speech that came from his heart.  He has spent much time talking to families in Fla. and also talking to the men and women in Iraq and he's been listening too!  He wasn't speaking with the attitude of a typical politician, he was speaking to and from the hearts of a lot of Florida citizens. 
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So bush feels that if Saddam had a wmd instruction sheet, then he could make wmd.
Well I have a gourmet cookbook, but my friends can attest to the fact that I cannot make a gourmet meal.
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Bush is having the last laugh.  He says the wmd never stood for weapons of mass destruction. 
He says wmd has always stood for Wells of Mass Dollars.  And  we sure found that, he said gleefully, as he wiped an oil smudge off his wallet.
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It seems this rebuilding Iraq is equivalent to you being sick and then someone brings a sick stranger  into your house and you have to mortgage your home to cover the stranger's medical bills.  Suddenly  you realize, by the time this stranger gets well, you'll still be sick but you can no longer afford to go to the doctor.
 
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Bush invited Vladimir Putin for a sleepover and he asked Putin to help him pay for a war that Putin was against from the get go.  How's that for goofiness? 
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By now, everyone has read the grocery list for Iraq.  We've heard about the costly garbage trucks, area codes etc.  But what about spas and golf courses?  Won't the Halliburton fellows want some rest and relaxation after a hard day at the "front lines"?
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Okay, everyone is all excited because bush said that Saddam and 9-11 share no common genes.  I mean really think about it, he said that was one of his major causes for the war and now he says it wasn't and everyone says........Gee, look how honest he is!
Give me a break!
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Sen. Ted Kennedy calls bush's war a "fraud" and  the republicans say that his comment is an example of democrats being soft on defense.  So are they saying that even a fraudulent war is worth fighting and dying for?
Give me another break!
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Bush and his buddies tell us we have this grand military.   Well  obviously we don't have enough full time military personal, because if we did,  why would  so many of our Reservists and National Guard have been called to go to  Iraq.  Please think about that for a while.  Why would bush create a war knowing full well that he did not have enough full time military to do the job?  Support the troops indeed, he's not supporting the troops, he's exhausting and extinguishing the troops.  I hope he has nightmares every night and I hope the ghosts ruin his rest and never give him a break.
 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Friday, Sept. 18, 2003

Soft on Defense My Ass!
 
 
Someone said that Sen. Ted Kennedy's comment about the war in Iraq being a "fraud" was just another example of democrats being soft on defense.  What does that mean?  Does it mean that Democrats aren't willing to fight for their country, or does it mean that democrats aren't willing to fight for their big companies?
 
Hell no, democrats are not soft on defense.  Democrats are intelligent on defense.  Democrats don't use the shotgun approach to defense.  Democrats determine if there is a clear and present danger and then they weigh their options.  Democrats don't make up shit, they deal with shit.  Democrats will wage war, they just won't wage war for the sake of war.  Democrats realize that there is more to war than bragging about victory.  Democrats realize that war is an expensive endeavor in both lives and money.  Democrats know that war is not the first answer but the last.  Democrats are aware that war is an admission of failure in every other attempt to bring about peace.
 
No, democrats do not have blood covered fangs nor do they enjoy the pleasure of blood money.  Most democrats are peaceful people and they aren't fools. 
 
In a land of, I got a gun, you got a gun, all god's children got guns,  it's not surprising that war is popular.  Guns are, in this country, a sort of "hey, don't you friggin mess with me cause I gotta gun and I can blow your brains out!" symbol.  And with that comes the "let's do war and show the bastards how screwin tough we are"  mentality.  That attitude is nothing more than an admission of weakness cloaked in bravado.  Weakness personified!  It says, I don't have to know anything, I don't have to do anything, cause I have a gun and you don't want to die so that makes me tough.  Anyone who thinks that a gun and a war makes you a tough  American patriot is just plain pathetically stupid.  The only thing a gun and a war makes you is dangerous.   Any idiot can pull the trigger of a gun, but it takes a wise man to convince that idiot not to do it.  Who was the last American hero to shoot first and ask questions later?  Maybe in the old west that was the motto, but this isn't the old west.  This is the new democracy. 
 
In the old west, everyone had a gun, so everyone had to be on defense all the time.  Shoot or be shot.  That's what equal gun ownership does.  It causes paranoia, and paranoia breeds a defensive attitude.  Paranoia can cause people to take irrational actions due to their obsession with fear.  The same holds true with war.  Now that the US declares war at the drop of a hat, not the drop of a bomb, all other countries have become paranoid and as a result they feel they must play defense.  They don't trust the US to be logical any more.  If someone goes around brandishing their six shooter, that doesn't result in admiration, it results in alienation. and fear.  Well, the US is not only brandishing their six shooter, they're firing indiscriminately into the crowd and that has caused a major problem.  This indiscriminate firing makes us look like dangerous lunatics with a dangerous weapon.  We look like the crazed gunman who loses it and, because of some strange illusion  or some deep paranoia, believes that all strangers are out to get him so he just shoots everyone he sees.   Anyone  with even two brain cells is going to run like hell when this guy is on the street.  This is not a person you want to befriend and support, this is a guy who scares the hell out of you and someone who should be contained for the good of society.    Due to our paranoia after 9-11, we have become that crazed gunman.   We have become the country who believes that everyone is out to get us, the county that scares the hell out of other countries as we fire indiscriminately into the crowd, and if we aren't careful, we may become the country that other countries feel should be contained for the good of society.   Anyone or any political party who favors placing the United States in a position like this should not be described as being firm on defense, they should more aptly be described as being dangerous to peace.
 
pissed off patricia

 

Thursday, September 17, 2003
A Predictable Press Conference with the President
 
Press question (PQ)
President answer (PA)
      
 
PQ  Mr. President, we understand that you want to chop down the national forests to prevent forest       fires.   Is that true?
PA  Well, as you know 9-11 changed everything.  Yes indeed, we're hunting these trees down and killing them one by one.  This administration has determined that trees are evil doers because they feed forest fires.   As I have said before, if you even feed an evil doer, then you are an evil doer.  The logging companies have put a bounty on the leafy heads of these evil  trees and we'll pursue them wherever they live. 
 
PQ  Mr. President, we also understand that you are waiving some restrictions which in turn will allow our rivers and streams to become polluted with industrial waste.  Is that true?
PA  Well, as you know 9-11 changed everything.  Yes indeed, we're polluting the waters with deadly chemicals before the terrorists get a chance to do it themselves.  You see if we do it first, it will allow us not to worry about the terrorists doing this evil deed in the future.  We're sort of beating them to the punch, if you know what I mean.  (audible chuckle)
 
PQ Mr.  President, we have heard that you have eased restrictions on power plants and factories and now these industries may spew all sorts of pollutants into the air we breathe.  Is that true?
PA  Well, as you know 9-11 changed everything.  Yes indeed we are easing those restrictions.  We feel that it is every patriotic American's duty to sacrifice for the cause of the war on terrorism and we don't believe that asking Americans to breathe in a few particles of cancer causing agents is too much to ask.
 
PQ  Mr. President, we have heard that you may be considering doing away with the endangered  species act.  Is that true?
PA  Well, as you know 9-11 changed everything.  Yes indeed, we are seriously considering doing away with the endangered species act because we have good reason to believe that those plants on that list have harbored terrorists in their evil bushes and that those animals on that list have been the food for terrorists.  If you harbor or feed a terrorist then you are a terrorist and we will get you one by one.
 
PQ  Mr. President, we have heard from the American people that they are concerned about the very large financial deficit this country is facing.  What can you say to them?
PA  Well, as you know 9-11 changed everything.  If the American people are concerned about the deficit they should remember that terrorist need money to do their evil deeds.  By giving all the American money to other countries and to big business we are protecting the American people and preventing them from becoming the victims of terrorists robberies.
 
PQ  Mr. President we have heard that, as a result of your spending and tax cuts, our educational system is in a decline.  Is that true?
PA  Well, as you know 9-11 changed everything.  Terrorists want to learn how we work and what makes us tick, so if our schools are substandard we know for sure they won't be able to sneak in and learn anything there.
 
PQ  Mr. President thank you for your time.  Is there anything else you would like to say to the American people?
PA  Well as you know 9-11 changed everything.  I would just like the American people to know that I have good reason to believe that smart children, healthy elderly people, employed people and financially comfortable retirees are a threat to our country.  My administration is doing everything possible to do away with this danger and to see to it that we never have to worry about their existence in the future.  If you know one of these people, if you harbor one of these people, if you even feed one of these people then you are aiding the enemy and we will hunt you down.  See, that's what this administration does, we hunt.  We like to hunt for things.  We hunt for Osama, we hunt for WMD, we hunt for Anthrax killers, we hunt for Saddam, we hunt for evil doers, we just hunt, hunt, hunt.  I guess that would be my message to the American people.  You may rest assured that your government is hunting for you. 
 May God bless me and may God bless America.
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Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

 

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

 
Who better to try to convince Israel and Palestine to stop seeking revenge for the killing they have done to one another than the dandy duo of Bush and Blair.  Just look at the example that the dandy duo set when they invaded a country that had not presented a clear and present danger to either of them.
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When you Need War
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Do you want to invade another country but you have no justifiable reason?   No problem, we will show you how to concoct evidence that will  fool some of the wisest and convince most of the skeptical that preemption is the only way to go.
 
Do you owe some old business buddies a few favors?  Hey, what better way to pay them back than to plan a war and give them an open ended, no financial limit contract for the reconstruction of your targeted country?  Just imagine the dollar signs in their eyes  when they see that your bombs have really done a number on that country.  Your old pals will be eternally grateful.   You might even find a little something extra in your re-election fund stocking this Christmas. 
 
Do you know of a  leader of a country, with whom you once did business , but now you don't need him anymore?  Does his country have a large supply of oil?  Let us  put him on our list and before you know it, we can show you how to change facts to justify invasion and regime change to suit your cause.  And hey, even if you don't actually win the peace, you get to keep all the oil.  Plus as an extra bonus you may claim the invasion was for the good of the people of that country.  See, we always have you covered because we have experience in cover-ups.
 
Maybe you're already involved in one war but things aren't going so good and you want to deflect attention away from your failure?  Are you just plain tired of dealing with the criticism?  Hey that's no problem.  We'll not only start another war for you but we'll convince your critics that you have actually been successful with your first war.  It's our job to make your war look good and therefore make you look good!
 
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Yes Mr. and Ms World, when you need the financial and egotistical benefits of war but you just can't find a good reason for a declaration of war, don't sweat the details.  Instead call PEACE BUSTERS for all your bloody war time needs.
 
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Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

 
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
 
Pretty ironic huh?  The republicans in California may lose their right to a speedy recall election based on the  Bush v. Gore Supreme Court decision.  This is the same decision that caused the democrats to lose their rightfully elected President in 2000 .  How's that for a bit of yen and yang?
 
But now the republicans think that Supreme Court decision is just plain wrong.  They think the courts are political and that all courts should stay out of politics.  Finally, the left and the right have something they may agree on!
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Monday, September 15, 2003

 
Hey great news, the plane carrying the American Media has finally landed.  After circling the airport for about two years they are now back on the ground.  No one seems to know why they have been unable to land for all this time.  But we do know that their absence has resulted in a whale of a void of impartial news.  There was some mention that perhaps their plane's "guts to tell it as it truly is" device may have not been functioning properly due to a problem with the right wing. 
Now that they are back down to earth, it seems their first order of business is to begin to give the public details on the horrendous job George Bush has done during his time of trying to impersonate a President of the United States.  They are talking about the US deficit that has grown into a money sucking monster while they were away and they are talking about the lies that were told to convince the American people to back a US military invasion of Iraq.  There is even some coverage of the "after war" sordid conditions  that our military personal, who remain in Iraq, must contend with everyday.  This comes months after bush declared the mission accomplished.   Some even went so far as to say that there will be a Presidential election next year and that a democrat might actually have a chance to win.
I'm sure you will all join me when I say welcome back American media, Welcome back to reality.  We have sorely missed your coverage.  While you were away the only news we received were the press releases from the Whitehouse and they tended to be a tad biased.
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Saturday, September 13, 2003

 
Since it seems that this administration is much more concerned with the welfare of the Iraqi people than with that of the US citizens, perhaps they, the administration, could just relocate to Iraq.  Bush could be the "selected" president of that country just as he was here.  Meanwhile, we could call up Al Gore and tell him to show up at the Whitehouse and take the position he was elected to take in 2000.
Bush could run Iraq farther into the ground and President Gore could begin fixing the mess bush has made here.  I mean come on, is this not the best solution yet?
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Powell is at the UN begging for cash but unwilling to bend.  What exactly is it in Iraq that we are unwilling to bend about?  Why is bush holding on so tight to that disaster over there?  Which part of the aforementioned disaster does he find so dear that he can't let go?  Is it the daily deaths of our troops, the bombings of the buildings, the lack of electricity, the lack of water, or the general chaos?  I guess that  it could be the forever, giant bazillion dollar contract for Halliburton and the oil.  Nah, it wouldn't be that would it? 
After god told bush to slay Saddam and Osama,  did god tell bush to hang on tight to Iraq for contracts and oil?  If indeed god talks to bush, he better tell him to straighten his ass out, stop lying and get right if he wants to visit the pearly gates someday.  From what I remember about the lessons in Sunday School, lying and cheating are frowned upon by the god that my church was promoting.  But hey, maybe things have changed, hell everything else has changed hasn't it?  Maybe the bush administration rewrote the Bible too.  Maybe for national security reasons they felt a little revamping was necessary.  Maybe after 9-11 they decided to make a couple of biblical deletions of biblical proportions.  With Ashcroft and his mighty sword in Washington, hell who needs the bible anyway?  I'm sure they find it good to use occasionally as a  reference, but some of what it says can surely get in the way of big business and especially big dirty monkey business. 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Friday, September 12, 2003

 
With all the memories of sadness these past days, I can't help but think about my good friend as he labors through a year of his life over in Iraq.  If you've read some of my writing you may recall that I frequently mention him, because he's always on my mind.
 
He was my inspiration for the first letter I ever emailed to a site on the internet.  I wrote that letter the morning after my friend told me he had to go to Iraq.  I cried most of that night and the entire time I wrote the letter.  You see, I had never said goodbye to anyone as they went off to war.  I had protested vigorously the war in Viet Nam, but I didn't know anyone who was involved in that war, I just knew it was a war that no one should die for. 
 
That night, I hugged my friend and I tried to take a mental picture of him, which by the way I did.  I can still see the sad expression on his face and I can still remember the sound of his voice and what we didn't say.  What I feared, I could not say to him, and what he was dreading, he could not say to me.  I just remember that it all seemed so unreal and so unnecessary.  I knew that he and I felt the same way about this war but it was out of our control.  He was going to leave.
 
I have to tell you something about him, I'm so sure you would like him too.  He's a fifty year old National Guardsman and a grandfather of two.  He is the most gentle man I've ever met.  He has a little green pickup truck that he drove to work, and he lives almost directly across the street from me.  Many many afternoons I would be out walking my dog when he would come home from work.  He would drive into his driveway and his three cats would come to greet him.  The two younger cats came running from the yard, but the third, the old cat, would take a little longer, as his days of running had passed.  Each day they would all come to greet my friend as he returned home at the end of the day.  He would always put down his lunch cooler and bend down to give each of the cats a welcomed scratch on their backs and heads and speak and coo to each of them.  He never stopped until the old cat finally arrived and received it's equal share of the love and attention.  He always waited for the slow old cat to amble to his side.  Then he would get  the rest of his stuff from the truck and walk up to his front door with his group of feline fans following so close behind. 
 
That one old cat of his is really very old and mostly just lays under a palm tree in his front yard all day.  This old cat kind of has a tough time walking because he has arthritis in his legs.  Due to age and perhaps experiences, his fur is no longer a shiny ebony but more a dusty black.  He's an old cat and perhaps a tired old cat but he hasn't given up.  He was forced to began his vigil of waiting about the middle of January, and he's still waiting.  I imagine he's wondering when that little green truck will pull into the driveway again.  Maybe he even wonders why things have changed.  Maybe he wonders why time drags by so slowly and so sadly.
 
Don't feel alone old cat, I wonder the same things that you do, and I wait just like you do.  I miss our friend with his wonderful smile and his always cheerful greeting.  It's been much much too  long a time since we've seen that little green truck drive up in the driveway hasn't it old cat.  I know you don't feel well old cat but please please don't give up.  Just try to hang on until we see him again.  We need each other right now, maybe we need each other more than we both realize.  When I see you there, napping under your tree, you remind me that we have to believe and never give up.  Perhaps when you see me, you sense that I'm thinking about you and admiring your patient devotion.  Just hang in there and keep in mind old cat, he's just as eager to see you as you are to see him, so you have to hang on.  If it becomes difficult and you feel just too tired to keep going,  please remember, he always had time to wait for you.

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Thursday, September 11, 2003

 
Well, it's been two years.  Two years since we thought a pilot had misjudged his flight path or something.  Then we heard it had happened again.  Then we heard something had happened at the Pentagon.  Then we heard a plane had crashed in Pennsylvania.  We sort of knew what was happening but our minds just couldn't connect it all based on our experiences in life.  We had heard the word terrorist and terrorism but we always associated it with some other country far far away.  This wasn't something that could or would happen here in the US.  We had heard of bombers and we had heard of bombs but we had never heard of a group of people taking over airplanes and just flying them head first into buildings.  No wonder we were all stunned.  No wonder we were all frightened.  The world had changed big time and we were in a state of shock.  Then the towers started to fall in a giant dust and glass storm.  We couldn't think as fast as things were happening.  We thought that the people should have been out of the towers by the time they collapsed.  That's the way it should have been we thought.  Then we began to wonder, what next?  Our minds spun in disbelief.  We wanted someone to tell us this just wasn't real and someone could fix it and fix it fast.  We cried because we knew it was real.  We just stared in disbelief at our television sets and everything else paled and disappeared.  We called one another and spoke of the all the events and then hung up the phone because whomever we had spoken with couldn't make it all okay again.  We hugged our kids and lots of us prayed.  But with all the hugs and all the prayers, it was still there and the events had really happened.  People were dying in New York, in Washington and in Pennsylvania and we knew how but the why was just beyond our understanding.  Our minds continued to try to make something rational out of irrational events.  We were more confused and perhaps more afraid than we had ever been.  This day wasn't like any other any of us had ever experienced in our lifetime. 
That day was two years ago today and we still can't grasp what happened.  We still ask why.  We still have trouble believing it all.  We still morn for the dead of that day.  It is still one of the worst days of our lives and one of the worst days of our deaths.
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Wednesday, September 10, 2003
 
Seems, according to spooky old bush, that Colin Powell will be going out trick or treating a bit early this year.  I suppose Colin will be wearing a costume that makes him look like a peaceful man who has Iraq's future at heart.   He will be trick or treating at the door of countries around the world with his out stretched hand asking for money and troops to go to Iraq and help the US get the hell out of the mess bush has gotten that country and ours into this year.  Colin will be trying to trick these countries into believing they are in some eerie way responsible for the disaster this war has become.  He will be trying to crave out a solution to this scary problem.
Good luck Colin, you'll need it when a door opens and  you here someone say "bonsoir".
 
 Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

 
Tuesday, September 9, 2003
 
Bush is like the drunk brother-in-law who drops in to visit you unexpectedly.  He then proceeds to call up all his mean spirited, wild drinking buddies, invites them to your house and then they party and destroy your place.  The next morning, when they all sober up enough, everyone leaves and you are left with the stench, the mess and the all the expenses of the repairs.  Your drunk brother-in-law leaves you with all the bad stuff and he moves on with no remorse.
This is how bush has handled everything he's touched.  He fooled around with our economy and left it a mess.  He fooled around with our education system and left it a mess.  He fooled around with a war in Afghanistan and left it a mess.  He fooled some into going to war with Iraq and when things became a mess he turned to someone else to clean it up and pay for the repairs.  Seems everything this drunken brother-in-law gets into, he makes a mess and we will be left to clean it up for years and years to come.
And  just like with a drunk brother-in -law, we are saddled with him even though we had no say in the union that brought him into our lives.
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"The awarding of the contract in March prompted some lawmakers, including Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., to question whether the administration's deep ties with Halliburton helped secure the contract -- charges the White House has adamantly denied. Vice President Dick Cheney formerly ran the company. "

"Waxman had written Flowers seeking answers as to why the contract has "no set time limit and no dollar limit and is apparently structured in such a way as to encourage the contractor to increase its costs and, consequently, the costs to the taxpayer." Waxman has said the contract to Kellogg Brown & Root (KBR) could be worth up to $7 billion over two years. "
 
In regards to this contract that was given to Halliburton for the reconstruction of the oil wells in Iraq and a bunch of other stuff.  When does that contract expire or is it open ended?  Is it automatically renewed or will it have to eventually go out for bids?  Will that contract run forever or is there a requirement to be met?  When the troops all come home will the execs of Halliburton follow?  When and if Iraq takes over the running of their country, does that end Halliburton's involvement?  Does anyone have a copy of this contract that the public may see?  After all, it's our money that's paying the bill, shouldn't we see what we signed up for?
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Just in case sometimes you feel as though you're "losing it", because you doubt every fun-king thing you hear from the bush administration, don't worry, you aren't "losing it", they stole your confidence in them from you.  You haven't gone bananas, you've just recognized monkey business when you've seen it.
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Seems we keep getting these tapes and such from al Qaeda telling us what they are planning to do.  I wonder, was there such a warning tape before 9-11?  Is this a new thing they do now?  Seems funny to me that if they are going to do something awful to us, they would give us a heads up so we could be prepared.
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Friday, while no one was watching the administration quietly announced that all the National Guard and Reservists would serve in Iraq for a year from the time they arrived there.  Well that means my friend will be over there until sometime next year.  And don't even attempt to try to tell me that my friend knew what he was getting into when he signed up for the National Guard.  That's just more bullshit than can be tolerated.  He signed up to be available for emergencies, he did not sign up to be a target in bush's war of lies.  If my friend had wanted to be in the army and do army combat he would have done that.  If any of you men who are reading this are 50 years old, have seen and heard about the conditions in Iraq, have a family and grandchildren and are not in the best of health and feel it would be swell and your patriotic duty  to be stationed in Iraq for a year..............then go down and volunteer your ass to go there!
~~~
Bush better try his damnedest to stay in the oval office for four more years because once he gets out and has to fly on commercial planes, I don't think his background is going to pass muster to qualify as a "no risk passenger".   When they look at his background and all the American deaths he has been responsible for, the lies he has told, his military record and his association with Saudis he may be blacklisted from flying on airplanes in America. 
~~~
If you haven't been mad or cussed a blue streak or just plain cried about what has happened to our sweet country since bush walked into the Whitehouse, you are brain dead and really need to wake the hell up!  The true patriots of this country love their country more than they love george bush.  If you support bush simply because he is the selected president, then you're just a presidential fan, not an American Patriot!
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 

Monday, September 8, 2003

 
Hey, I'm back!
I had a wonderful week with nothing to do but enjoy life in a sort of fantasy world.  I kept up with the news but I guess I was trying to pretend, for just a bit, that it wasn't my sweet country that was responsible for making all the bad news.
I thought I could keep up the fantasy until bedtime last night but I was wrong.  There was bush's damned face looking at me from my tv as he lied some more.  He said he wants you and me to be a financial slave to Iraq's freedom.  He said the UN should be involved.  He said stuff and I fumed.  I hate that look he has on his face when he's telling us bullshit.  It's that look that my dad used to get when he was laying down the law to me.  It's that, "it's my way and don't you damned question a word of it", look.  It's that look that's supposed to make you feel subservient.  It's the look of a man who has the authority but not the intellect to back up what he says.  It's the look of a bully!
Bush is trying to handle the UN the same way as he is handling the 70% of Americans who still believe that Saddam was somehow responsible for the attacks of 9-11.  He thinks if he says it, it makes it so.  Well, the people of the UN aren't zombies.  Unlike the 70% of Americans who just follow, arms stretched out in front of them, eyes blinded, brains dead, the folks at the UN have mental intelligence and they aren't afraid to use it.  They see what the hell is going on here and most of them want no part of it.  They know bullshit when they hear it.  Bush may be the selected president of the US but he's not god to the folks at the UN.  Bush says it's the responsibility of the members of the UN to help him clean up the blood and guts that he's spilled in Iraq.  He says they owe him.  He ignores the fact that those same folks told him this war was a damned bad idea and refused to hop on his killing bandwagon.  He ignores the fact that the weapons inspectors were just inspecting away and finding nothing.  He ignores the fact that he and Powell lied to UN before the war.  Now he is sending Powell back to the UN with a new message.   Well why the hell would he expect them to believe him this time?  
Bush simply  ignores anything that doesn't fit his cause.   According to bush, the bush cause should trump reality every time.  The facts should be ignored when they don't fit the cause. 
If you agree with him on that, then you may now officially consider yourself a certifiable zombie.  Walk on zombies, just follow the trail of the bullshit!
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Saturday, August 30, 2003
 
Friday morning,  just after the news broke about the mosque bombing in Iraq, the Fox Holes on Fox news were showing the tape of the destruction and the crowds of angry men shaking their fists to the heavens.  One of the Fox Holes said, "They see a camera and they just play to the camera".  As usual the Holes didn't have a damn clue what the hell they were talking about.  These  Iraqi men had just lost their most sacred leader along with at least 74 more people.  They had just witnessed people being literally blown apart.  How the hell would you expect them to feel?  What else would you expect them to feel but pain and anger?  I doubt they were concentrating on the screwin' tv cameras.  They were probably wondering what the hell was going on in their lives and in their world since the US arrived .
 
Later in the morning I clicked over to C-span to see who the guest of the morning might be.  Zowie, I got lucky.  The guest was a semi moron from the EPA.   Obviously not their wisest representative. because he answered about 80% of the call-in questions with, " I'm not familiar with that".  These weren't rocket science questions either.  One person,  for example, asked about the Whitehouse dictating the EPA report regarding the air pollutants at the twin towers after 9-11.  To which the guest answered,  " I'm not familiar with that".   Excuse me, he was not familiar with that?..........Well he sure as hell should be!
~~~
Remember,  Bush and Blair were nominated for the 2002 Nobel Peace Prize.  It would have been such a big mistake if they had won.  How embarrassing would that have been?  I doubt they'll be on the short list this year.  Maybe they can come up with a new prize, The Not so Nobel War Prize.  They'd be a shoo-in for that one, don't cha think?
~~~
Sooooo Arnold did a little partying back in his younger days did he?  Arnold says he wasn't living his life, back in the good old days, to become Governor of California.  Well Arnold, when did you start living your life to become Governor of California?  Was it about one day after you knew that the recall was going on the ballot?  You had your wild child days and now they have come baaaaack to haunt you.
~~~ 
 
Seems this has been a trying week for religion. 
First we had the Judge in Alabama who was trying to make a religious statement.  He had, what to me appeared to be an unhealthy if not abnormal, relationship with an en-graven-ed  image  on a giant chunk of granite.  I don't know if the Judge thinks he discovered the original 10 commandments or what?  He was behaving as though his might be the only copy.  The Judge is a funky fellow.
Then we had the religious group in Milwaukee.  These folks, with what to me seemed a  somewhat unique approach to healing,  wrapped up a sick little boy in cloth and a church elder sat on the little boy's chest until the child "inexplicably stopped breathing".  Another way to describe this might be, the child died because a grown man  was sitting on his chest and the kid probably couldn't breathe. 
 I wonder if this, apply large man to chest of small boy, remedy has been  successful in the past? 
This may call for a new medical alert bracelet, "In case of illness do not allow large person to sit on chest of small person as this excessive weight may prevent some pretty damned vital organs from functioning properly"
Neither of the aforementioned events is much of an endorsement for religion is it? 
Emergency! emergency!  Deity damage control needed PDQ!  In the meantime a little common sense and rational should be applied liberally.
~~~ 
You had to wince yesterday when Bremmer released his statement regarding the mosque bombing.   He placed such emphasis on the fact that innocent Iraqi civilians had been killed.  I still find it strange that when US bombs killed innocent Iraqis, that was liberation but when the bombs belong to any other group it's murder.  I guess it all depends on who the bomber or bomb dropper is.... huh?  I wonder if it makes any difference to the victims? 
~~~
 
I won't be ranting and raving for the next  few days because my husband is taking his WMD ( Woman of Mass Dissatisfaction) on a little get-away.  I will be lazing on the beach, doing a little shopping, dining and cocktailing.  It's not because I want to do this you understand, but because as a good American, I feel it is my duty to contribute to this failing economy....lol    Yeah right!
So until I return, please take care of yourselves, be sweet, smile often and I will see you on or about September 8.
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 
 Pissed Off Patricia's Blog
 
Friday, August 29, 2003

"The Little White Rooster"

http://www.opednews.com/Patricia_little_white_rooster.htm

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Just a quick note to John Ashcroft. 
Dear John,
I have examined the Constitution of the United States. and no where can I find the amendment that states that during tough times all freedoms may be revoked to suit the extreme beliefs of the presiding Attorney General.  Now I do not claim to be a scholar of the Constitution but I'm not an idiot either.  Please let me know where it says that all rights are guaranteed as long as things are going swimmingly in the US but they are totally at the discretion of the Federal government when the leaders of the country become paranoid as hell and decide they may use any excuse to curtail all freedoms and rights previously granted.
Thanks for your attention to this matter John,
A United States Citizen
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It is surely understandable that the US administration wouldn't want to give up any of it's control over the occupation and reconstruction of Iraq, heck their plan has worked so well so far, it would be a shame to mess it up!
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Wouldn't it cut out a lot of hassle if we, next April, just made our income tax checks directly payable to Halliburton?
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Are electrical blackouts coincidental or a contagion among the coalition?
 
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Smoke may get in the eyes of the folks in Oregon, but they still seem to see things clearly: 
 
"Can it be pure coincidence, locals are asking, that two wildfires sprang up in view of the spot where President Bush planned to promote his plan to thin forests for wildfire prevention?   And that they both appeared just as his plans emerged? "
 
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 

Thursday, August 27. 2003

 
Maybe this is the deal, maybe bush just hates us.  What other possible reason could he have for treating us so bad?   Maybe he's mad because we didn't re-elect his dad or something.    Maybe he hates President Clinton so much that he's going to just destroy our country.  I mean it has to be something like that.  He's just done so many terrible things to us that he must just hate us.  If anyone else had done the horrible things to this country that he's done, the whole country would be fuming.
He made no effort to prevent the events of 9-11 even though his administration had hints that something very similar to what happened, was going to happen.  He just seems to do everything that would ruin us.  He has wrecked everything here, the economy, our educational system, , our jobs, our wilderness and as of yesterday, he has made a mucky mess of the air we breathe.  He has put us in debt way up to and much higher than our grandchildren's  eyeballs and he's sent our military into a war based on nothing but lies. 
Oh, he's made promises for funding, but name one good thing he has actually followed up on. 
Just try to name one positive thing he has done for our country since he took the oath of office.  Name just one!  Take as long as you like.  I'll wait.   I'm a patient person.
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 
Wednesday, August 27, 2003
 
Where the hell does bush get off?  He said in his speech today that we will fight terrorists before they come to fight here in the US.  Well, I wonder what the Iraqi people would have to say about that,  He made the damn "bring em' on" comment and invited all the screwin' terrorist to fight our troops in the Iraqi people's front yard.  Okay, maybe a few hundred or thousand innocent Iraqis will die and maybe a few more hundred of our troops will die............but hell, we kept our front yard nice and tidy.
Is he basically saying we went to Iraq so that we could invite all the terrorists to come there too for a friggin fight?  Nice compassion bush!  Real damn nice plan coming from a real damn nice Christian.
 
I also noticed as bush spoke, he is sounding more like a preacher than a president.  I don't mean the words that he uses, but more the body language and the tenor of his voice.  He gets louder as he gets to his points he wants to make.  I was just waiting for him to bang his fist or a bible on the podium.   The faces he makes as he speaks are not only strange, they're disturbing.  Sometimes he smirks and sometimes he curls his upper lip and sometimes he just sort of does funky things with his mouth.  The rhythm of his speech was very much like an old fashion preacher with the "amen" being replaced by applause.
I tell you, that guy is just getting creepier and creepier and the more he gets boxed in by this nightmare war, the more ridiculous he looks and sounds as he stands before the hand picked audience and keeps saying the same things over and over.  It's unsettling to see the President of the United States stand before an audience and smile as he speaks of death..........very unsettling indeed.
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 
Tuesday, August 26,  2003
 
Hey Hey Hey, who's running the show?
Powell is at the UN asking for countries to donate troops to the war that we started but can't seem to figure out how to end.
Rumsfeld and crew are saying we don't need more troops.
Bush and Co. are saying bring on all the terrorists in the world and we'll fight them in Iraq.
Powell is asking for countries to send their own troops so our guys can come home, and this just after our invitation to all terrorists to attend a free-for-all in Iraq.
Bush is on the golf course or in the gym or taking a nap or at the money/barbeque trough or at the local diner swilling with some good old boys.  Meanwhile, seems the rest of the gang must have let their cell phone batteries run down because there doesn't seem to be any communication.
So again, who's running the damn show?
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I would say, judging from the results, that the "roadmap to peace" in the middle east must have been drawn up by the same cartographer who drew up the roadmap to peace in Iraq. That guy better be looking for a new job cause he isn't very good at what he does now.
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Does anyone really truly think that bush would have preformed that touch of drama onboard the USS Abraham Lincoln if there were really and truly still some wmd to be found in Iraq?  I mean, come on, if the US had good intelligence on wmd in Iraq, it wouldn't have made sense for bush to declare major operations over before they had found the hot stuff!
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If you've screwed something up and you need to cast blame somewhere else,  just do what bush does.  Blame it on President Clinton, or you can blame it on the "terrorists" or you can blame it on "9-11". 
If you've really really screwed something up, blame it on all three.
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The militant group Ansar al-Islam denies attacking the UN offices last week in Iraq.   When was the last time a group like that, made a successful attack and didn't want to take credit for it?  So if not Ansar al-Islam, then who?
~~~
 
Under the heading of "Please tell me I did not hear that", comes the following:
If things don't get better, the US might consider sending troops into the Israeli/Palestinian battle.   
The military may be covertly recruiting ex-Saddam intelligence agents to help them identify the enemy. 
There are full frontal nudity pictures of Arnold on the internet. 
One half of our (Florida's) National Guard is in Iraq, thanks to Jeb Bush's generosity to his brother's pre-emptive war and we are about two weeks away from the height of hurricane season down here in the land of mostly sunshine.  Hopefully the hurricane gods will spare our state this year because if we should have another horrible storm like Andrew, back in 1992,  we'll be in the big state of trouble!
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 
Monday, August 25,  2003
 
I hope you held on to that money you received from bush's tax cut, because today your local gas station would like to have it back.
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Bush says that the terrorists hate freedom and peace.  Would someone please tell me what the hell that means.  Do the terrorists, at their weekly terrorist meeting,  just sit around and talk about who is free and who is at peace and how they hate the concept or what?  Do they chat and say, "Let's see, the US is free, god I hate that."  It just doesn't make sense to me.
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The Fox Holes said this morning on Fox News said that just because bush is at his ranch for a whole month, that doesn't mean that he's not working.  Give me a break, we all saw him at the golf course last week, we've all seen him at the local diner in his cowboy suit with the macho belt buckle and we've all seen him at the money grabbing barbeques.  Didn't look much like work to me.
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The next time one of your conservative, war supporting, republican friends starts telling you how wonderful this damn war in Iraq has been, please tell them to go down and enlist and volunteer to go to Iraq because our troops could sure as hell use some help over there. 
~~~ 
 
I'm betting that if bush is elected in 2004, there will be a call to reinstate the draft.  You sure won't hear a word about it now, but once he is safely in office again it will happen.  You have to know that they would love to do it right now but it would obviously be political suicide. 
~~~
 
If we are spending a billion dollars a week on the war, why can't we give our troops enough food and water?  Seems to me that we could afford it on a budget like that.  In fact, I want to see a detailed list of just what the hell we are spending and where it's going and to whom.  It's our money that's being spent so why don't we demand to see where it's going? 
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 
Friday, August 23, 2003
 

"50 Ways to Blow your Cover"

http://www.opednews.com/patricia_50_ways_to_blow_your_cover.htm

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Things that are difficult to deal with and maybe harder to understand.

During an intro to the news story about thousands of deaths in France as a result of the heat wave, Fox News used the sentence:  "Thousands of French Fry".

George bush gives $2000 dollar a plate fund raising barbeques, but he won't go back to the UN and eat a little crow in order to get troop help from other nations.

When the US dropped tons of bombs on Iraq, if a few thousand civilians were killed, it was for the purpose of regime change so it was okay,  but when planes flew into buildings here in the US and thousands of civilians were killed, that was a terrorist attack.

When Saddam killed thousands of his people he was a tyrant but when we killed thousands of his people we were liberators.

When the Iraqi people are without electricity that is just part of reconstruction but when the US is without electricity that is a disaster.

Everyone with knowledge knows that the troops need some help in Iraq, but Rumsfeld says things are just fine.

After the last two events, the blackout in the northeast and the bombing of the UN offices in Iraq, bush spoke to the nation via video tape.  Why?

Why do some people spend so very much time thumping the bible and so little time extending a helping hand to one another?

Why it's so important for Judge Moore to keep the "10 commandments" in the giant granite slab, when he could just keep them in his bible and in his heart.  Usually if you sincerely live by the dictates of your religion, you don't need to have a giant copy of them at hand to remind you of  what they say.

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Bush stands in front of a forest and he thinks that makes him an environmentalist,

so if I stand in front of a firehouse, does that make me a fireman?

I don't think so. 

  Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Thursday, August 20, 2003

Regarding Judge Moore in Alabama and his 10 commandments:
 
"Moore first drew national attention after posting a wooden, hand-carved plaque of the Ten Commandments in his courtroom while a state court judge in Gadsden, Ala."
 
and

"Judge Roy Moore is a man of his word. He promised that if elected chief justice to the Alabama Supreme Court, he would take the Ten Commandments with him to Montgomery. Last month, he kept that promise big time. A one ton, granite replica of the traditional "stone tablets" now sits prominently in the rotunda of the Alabama Supreme Court building."

http://www.interfaithalliance.org/Issues/Issues.cfm?ID=4639&c=43

The second commandment states:  "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image....
The American Heritage Dictionary defines "graven" as follows:
graven image
n.
An idol or fetish carved in wood or stone.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

 
So what's up with this Judge Moore?  In his determination to forever unite church and state, is he breaking the second commandment?  Can I get an Amen?
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 Wednesday, August 20, 2003

"The care of human life and happiness,

and not their destruction,

 is the first and only object of good government."


-Thomas Jefferson-

 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Tuesday, August 19, 2003
 
Does the word environmentalist equal eco-terrorist?
No, of course it doesn't but watch and wait and see, the two words will become one if the bush administration has it's way.  And it always seems to doesn't it?
Soon you will hear that the environmentalists are a terrorist threat to the new energy policy.  You'll hear that they are the cause of the blackout because they wanted to preserve the Artic for wildlife and wild lands.  You'll hear that they are standing in the way of all future energy progress.
This will probably be the time when bush declares all environmentalists as evil-doers and enemies of freedom or some such.  Will we environmentalist have to wear a green leaf on our shirt just as Hester  Prynne  had to wear her scarlet "A"?  
  ******
 
Get up in the morning.  Get the coffee going.  Find the color wheel of terrorists threats.  Find the road map to peace.  Find the deck of most wanted cards.  Find the g. bush action figure.  Put on blinders.  
Begin the your day
the Republican conservative way! 
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Did george bush have an up to date pilot's license when he took the stick of the jet as he flew to be aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln that merry day in May?   And if bush did indeed truly fly the jet, as the pilot said, but bush didn't have a pilot's license, wouldn't he have been doing something illegal?  I'm just curious, that's all.  Seems a bit odd to me to let unlicensed guys fly our jets..........that usually only  happens during hijacking and stuff like that doesn't it?
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Do you realize that, according to what we were hearing from bush in December of last year, if Saddam had had lots of wmd and if he had spread them all out for bush to see and to take away , there would have been no war and the Iraqis would still be living under the rule of Saddam?  Think about it, note the quote below and the reference to the "path to peace".   Where was the part about helping the Iraqi people have democracy and freedom and all the rest?  Sure, I know bush was going to have his  war no matter what Saddam did or said but it just strikes me as very telling, that bush now says the war was all about the good of the Iraqi people.  That's not what he said last December.

(2002-12-03) WASHINGTON/BAGHDAD (Reuters) - As a U.N. deadline approaches for Iraq to come clean on whether it has weapons of mass destruction, President Bush warned Saddam Hussein against trying to deceive U.N. arms inspectors and said he was not encouraged by Baghdad's attitude.

"Any act of delay, deception or defiance will prove that (Iraqi President) Saddam Hussein has not adopted the path of compliance and has rejected the path of peace," Bush told military leaders on Monday at the Pentagon."

http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/wbur/news.newsmain?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=425624 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 
Monday, August 18, 2003
Listen.  Listen closely and you can still hear the soft echo of those voices.  They're the voices of the people who opposed the invasion of  Iraq.  They're the voices of the people who were ridiculed and declared un-American because they yelled and they pleaded,"No War".  They're the voices of the  people who were told that if they did not support the war, then they did not support the troops. 
 
As of May 1, when the war was supposed to be over, we began to hear those same voices again but this time their message is different.
 Now the voices are angry and they're shouting because our troops are still being killed in Iraq.  They're angry because our troops are not receiving sufficient food and water.   They're angry  because our troops aren't getting enough help from other countries.  They're angry because no one is listening and no one is caring about our troops.
The voices today are screaming and pleading, "Bring them home!". 
 
Listen.  Listen closely, have you  heard the voices of the pro-war people lately?
Where are the pro-war people now?  Where are the people who told us that we didn't support our troops?  Where are the people who professed themselves to be the only Americans who cared about our troops?    Why aren't they concerned about what's going on in that god forsaken country and why aren't they mad? 
Where the hell are they and why aren't they supporting our troops now?
Listen.  Why don't we hear them too? 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 

Sunday, August 17, 2003

 
 
This administration is a sham and what it's doing is a shame! 
 
 
Watch out!!  Duck!!  You don't want to get smacked in the face by the giant fingers of blame that are being  pointed in every direction since minute one of the great blackout in the northeast.   I'm betting President Clinton is looking over to the right and also pointing a finger at the bush administration but I bet it isn't his index finger.  He's probably just smiling and saying, "See, you bunch of jerks, you wouldn't listen to a single thing we warned you nazi-isk bozos about and as a result things are not going so well are they you Halliburton loving cowboys?"
 
Wait and see, bush and company are going to shamelessly use this blackout to shove, what precious few environmental regulations are left, into the closet so that they can build a zillion shiny new power plants and drill the earth until it looks like Swiss cheese, all in the name of homeland security, evil doers. freedom lovers and peace and all the other bs he says when he wants to scare us into doing something  his way.
 
The prince of darkness and secrecy is gonna light up the world for freedom lovers everywhere!  It's gonna be so damn bright that hopefully you won't notice that the atmosphere is poison, the water is poison and wild woodlands are no longer wooded and no longer wild.  Bush will tame the darkness and unleash a murderous pile of  garbage right into your life and into your world.
 
If your kids somehow miss seeing the scenic wilderness, if they can't swim in the gravy of polluted water, if they have perpetual trouble breathing in the air that's heavy with grime, don't complain,  just keep in mind that we may have to sacrifice a bit here and there in order to fight the evil doers and to cast a heavenly, holy nuclear glow all over george bush's America.
 
Bush has never met a disaster that he couldn't use to his advantage, as an excuse, to screw up just a little more of our beautiful America and our precious lives.  If bush had been in charge when the Titanic sank, he would have insisted upon melting all existing icebergs and then would have given Halliburton the contract to build a giant air conditioner for the entire Artic region.......all in the name of homeland security, patriotism, freedom, peace lovers and the fight against evil doers in general because george bush just loves "A-meer-i-ka"
What a sham!  
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Saturday, August 16, 2003
 
How absolutely, purely, oh my godly, coincidental that the bush administration decided to announce the capture of a "major al Qaeda leader" just as Bush is dandily decked out in one of his military costumes and just happens to be in the state of the most controversial Democratic governor recall.  He just has the damnedest luck doesn't he?  He just goes to California to raise a few million dollars for his " first election" and lo and behold, out of nowhere, purely dumb luck, this capture announcement is finally made public.  Let's don't talk about the fact that the capture actually occurred earlier this week.   Let's not talk about any facts or details, let's just listen and obey and believe and don't even damned think about asking any questions.  At all cost, you must not notice words and phrases like could, might, may have, etc.
 
Just when things weren't looking all that good in Iraq, and the things weren't looking all that pretty in California, and things weren't looking all that pretty on the economic front or the unemployment front, the administration says, " hey, don't look at all that stuff, look at what we captured!".   So the media and the people, with their short little spans of attention, turn, look and follow their instructions.
This administration says, "don't cry over spilled milk, don't even bother to clean it up,  just step over it, forget about it and look over here"!
Doesn't anyone ask questions anymore?
 

"One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes;

one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever."

-Chinese Proverb-

 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Friday, August 15, 2003
 
You go Dan Rather!
Last night on the CBS News, Dan Rather was conversing with a correspondent about the blackout.  Rather asked the correspondent if there was any word from the Whitehouse regarding the blackout and he was told that as yet there was no word from the president but that Andrew Card was the designated spokesperson.  Rather replied that Card wasn't even an elected official.   Dan asked if the president was going to interrupt his fund raising events in California to address the fact that millions of people were in the dark in the northeast.  The correspondent said that at that time there were no plans for such an address.  Then Rather asked, "Where is the Vice President?".  The correspondent answered that Cheney was on vacation in Wyoming.  Rather made it very clear that he thought that, in a situation like the huge blackout, it would be unacceptable for the country to have to depend on a  non-elected, designated hitter to step up as the point man for Whitehouse.
Hey Dan, someone was listening because, within about an hour or so after the news broadcast, there was an announcement that bush would address the nation via video tape regarding the blackout.
I guess bush's handlers couldn't trust bush to just step in front of a live camera and speak honestly, intelligently and from the heart, they had to prepare his speech and then video tape it so they could edit out all the goof ball comments that he would undoubtedly make.
Too damn bad that it took a pissed off newsman to get bush to stop grabbing fistfuls of corporate campaign money and pay the hell attention to what was happening in the country. 
Last night, during a very confusing time, with a major blackout in New York and surrounding states,  we were dealt  just one  losing Card, where were the other 51? 
 
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I thought it was interesting, yesterday afternoon when Mayor Bloomberg was on TV telling the people of the New York area to turn off their air conditioners to prevent overloads when the power returned.  Then he had a message for the throngs of folks walking home in New York, he told them to drink lots of water and to stop and rest when they became tired.  This was all interesting because, well duh, the people he was addressing had no electric to power their TV's, they couldn't hear or see him.  So Mayor Bloomberg was talking but New Yorkers were walking.
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Thursday, August 14, 2003

So you thought the bush administration would do anything and everything to help our troops come home did you?

Well, you're just as wrong as can be and if you have any doubts,  just check out this article (link and intro below).  It's more important to this administration to be the "big boss" of everything in Iraq than to receive troops and help from other United Nations countries.  I don't think bush cares when the hell your father, mother, daughter, son, sister or brother comes home, he's more concerned about running the show than he is about ruining your life. 

Please remember this greed and stubbornness when you see him campaigning and bragging and strutting.  Just remember he's not all about you and your family, he's all about big business and oil companies.  If he really gave a tinker's damn about our troops, don't you think he would do anything reasonable to get relief for them as they live day to day in the hellish weather and conditions of Iraq.  Don't you think if he was really concerned for our troops he would let go of the oily purse strings and do the right thing so that they might come home?
Pride and control is more important to this administration than your loved ones in Iraq!
Compassionate?  You tell me!

U.S. Abandons Idea of Bigger U.N. Role in Iraq Occupation

By STEVEN R. WEISMAN with FELICITY BARRINGER

WASHINGTON, Aug. 13 — The Bush administration has abandoned the idea of giving the United Nations more of a role in the occupation of Iraq as sought by France, India and other countries as a condition for their participation in peacekeeping there, administration officials said today.

 http://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/14/international/worldspecial/14DIPL.html?th 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Wednesday, August 13,2003
 
re: Karl Rove says Florida will be 'ground zero' in 2004 election
 
As a Floridian, all I can say is YIKES! 
Rove should have said, Florida will we "ground zero" once more shouldn't he?
Well stay tuned ladies and gentlemen and hang onto your chads because here we go again!
 
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Everyone should check out and hopefully support the site:  http://www.bringthemhomenow.com/
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Tuesday, August 12, 2003

It Depends on What the Meaning of Peace Is
 
Many of us differ with the idiologies of the bush administration.  Perhaps one of our most  fundamental differences is what the meaning of  "peace" is.
To the bush administration it appears that the meaning of peace is when and where everyone agrees with their point of view.  To their way of thinking, this doesn't come about through cooperation, concession or compromise.  To this administration "peace" is the result of heavy fisted domination and  peace can only come about as a result of war or intimidation.  Is true peace simply a result of being victorious in war?  To this administration it appears that the only meaning of peace is victory by death.
 
Over and over we hear bush speak of "peace lovers" and "people who hate peace", but he never acknowledges that true peace must be the result of two factions coming together, talking out their differences and compromising some of their ideals for the betterment of all involved.  Bush has declared a war on terror and with this declaration of war he has completely denied any other means to accomplish his goals.  Is a war on terror a war with anyone who does not agree with his goals or a war with anyone he does not agree with?  It would appear to me that a war on terror will be a never ending war, a war with no specified theater of battle and no measure for conclusion.  He has simply stated that the only way to achieve his definition of peace  is to kill the opposition.  No middle road,  just his "peace" at any cost.  But what is peace for george bush?  Doesn't he realize that war will always leave a residue of resentment and that resentment is a permanent enemy of any complete peace?
 
Peace on earth doesn't mean that one side has won, it means that both sides have realized and understood each others values and weaknesses and they have come to the conclusion that together they have much to gain.  They have relinquished some of their desires in order to preserve tranquility and to endure and prosper.
I think to most sane Americans, peace is worth the concession of a victory  in order to survive in an environment that offers mutual hope for the future.  Some competition is acceptable as long as the victor and the conquered are able to equally coexist and mutually benefit after the game.
 
War is not a game, war is a means to an end where no one actually wins, the only victor is death.  To resort to killing to achieve one's peace seems to be the most primitive of actions.  Kill or be killed requires nothing more than taking or losing a life.  The greater challenge is to find some common ground of mutual existence.  Finding and defining the differences and working toward a compromise that will allow each side to benefit from the other is the greatest  victory and the greatest reward.
Peace is the result of all factions being intelligent enough to realize that it is more valuable to share thoughts and ideas and work through differences than to destroy one another.  Peace is knowing that there is deep and sincere understanding between all involved.  Peace is realizing that everyone is working to benefit one another in some devoted way and knowing that all will share in the rewards of tranquility.
When war is considered the only tool to achieve peace,, the only peace will be for those who die. 
Peace is being able to strike a balance of desires, it is a goal of the heart and the dedicated mind, perhaps difficult but always rewarding. 
War is a primitive resolve of simplistic minds with success being measured by the number of human deaths tipping the scale toward victory .  Declaring war is a declaration of brutality and a challenge to the death. 
Achieving peace is the realization of individual worth,  a dedication of cooperation and a promise to one another for the present and the future.
True peace is the realization and sincere resolution  that war is not the first answer to all  problems!
Peace may not be dictated, it must be the result of desire, patient diligence and  heartfelt dedication.
War maybe a temporary panacea for anger but peace is the permanent goal and solution for the betterment of  all mankind. 
 
patricia
 

 

Monday, August 11, 2003

 
The major 24 hour tv news channels didn't have enough time to cover Al Gore's speech last week but they had plenty of time for Arnold to say nothing today.   Arnold is not a statesman, he's not much of anything except a third rate actor who makes all appearances of liking little kids.
 
Bush's idea of preventing forest fires is to chop down all the trees.  Would he also suggest that the best way to prevent house fires is to level all the houses?
 
According to past history, the only way we can boot bush out of office is for him to have oral sex and lie about it.  Basing a pre-emptive war on lies and lots of people being killed  just doesn't cut it I guess.
 
To locate all the bad guys, the administration feels it necessary to check out our private lives.  Well who is checking out the bad guys lives?  Do terrorists really truly get library cards and if they do, do they use their true names and addresses?
  
If someone can find one damn thing that makes sense in this world please let me know because I just can't.
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Friday, August 8, 2003
 
 
 
"Our safety, our liberty, depends upon preserving the Constitution of the United States as our fathers made it inviolate.
The people of the United States are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts,
 not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution."
 
 Abraham Lincoln
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


I wish I didn't feel this way but I can't help it.  It's one of those gut feelings that one gets when things just do not seem to be right.   Seems to me that there is something about Howard Dean that I question.  He seems to have to apologize a bit too frequently and he also makes "misstatements"that weaken his credibility.  I'm not relying on the media for this information, I have noticed it myself. 

 
I like Dean's, in your face, delivery but I fear that he is tending to say more of what we want to hear than what he is really capable of and prepared to do.   I believe his intentions are good but I suppose I doubt his ability.  At a time like this, I don't want the Democratic candidate for President of the United States to be caught up in repeatedly correcting himself because he has misspoken or given flawed information.   That sort of business will not fly when you're up against Carl Rove and that gang.  I also see Dean as being a grand and easy target for the right wingers.  We know they are going to leap on this apology business.  They're going to say, Type the words, Howard Dean Apology  on your Google search page and see how many entries you find.  (as of today, there are about 13,500) of course many of those are references to the same event, but the GOP isn't going to mention that.  Especially damaging for Dean was the Meet the Press interview, (June 22, 2003) which was dismal for Dean because he appeared somewhat uninformed and skittish on details.  You can just hear the right wingers, "If we are attacked again, are you going to rely on a President who has fought terrorism or are you want to call a doctor who doesn't even know how many troops we have on active duty?
 
"Russert: Let’s talk about the military budget. How many men and women would you have on active duty?
       Dean: I can’t answer that question. And I don’t know what the answer is. I can tell you one thing, though......"
 
Hopefully Dean will be able to calm down and be more careful if he is indeed the Democratic nominee.
Please don't get me wrong, I will vote for the democrat who wins the nomination, no matter who he or she may be.  Humm, I don't usually say that, I'm usually open-minded enough to say I will vote for the candidate I feel is most capable.  This administration has done a great job as far as souring me on the Republican party.  Maybe it's their turn to do a little apologizing.
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Wednesday, August 6, 2003

 

 
 
George bush has inappropriately touched my life without my consent.
First he tore away my faith in democracy.  Next he forced me to lay aside my hopes for peace.  Then he slipped his economic plan into my purse and ripped away my financial future.  And then he began to thrust his war into my daily life, all the while he kept telling me that if I complained he would slap me with the title of traitor.  Even as all this was occurring, he kept telling me that he wasn't hurting me. 
After he had his way with my life, he just walked away with no apparent remorse.  
He has left my life torn and scarred and bleeding with anger, pain and frustration.
My life has been the victim of bush's desire for dominance and control.
I demand that bush be held accountable for his actions.  I demand justice!
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Tuesday, August 5, 2003

 
I want my friend to come home from Iraq and I want it to happen today!
Yes I know you'll talk about how unstable it would be in Iraq if all the troops came home today.
I know you'll say that would be bad for the Middle East and so on and so on.
I know you'll say that we have started a war and we have to finish it.......and so on and so on.
I know you'll say Saddam is evil and he must be disposed of, only you usually say "he must be killed".
I know you'll say that we have to find all these damned wmd so the world will be a safer place.
I know you'll say that in some kind of warped way Iraq was involved in 9-11.
I know you'll say that stuff and all the other stuff you always say.
Here's the deal, right now I don't give a damn about any of that stuff. 
I'm tired of the intimidation.  I'm tired of the frustration.  I'm tired of the arguments.  I'm tired of being patient.  I'm tired of being rational.  I'm tired of worrying.  I'm tired of trying to figure all of this out.  I'm tired of dreading.  I'm tired of crying.  I'm tired of trying to reason.  I'm tired of trying to make sense of this war.  I'm tired of this whole stinking mess.  I'm tired of the lies.  I'm tired of this administration.  I'm tired of hearing about war, I'm  real damn tired of that.
I want to hear about peace and diplomacy and honesty and respect. 
I just want my friend to come home from Iraq and I want it to happen today!

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 

Monday, August 4, 2003

 
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, we learn today that Colin Powell will step down after the next election and either Wolfowitz or Rice will step up.  It's like the Freddy Kruger movies, it gets scarier and scarier.  Obviously, the idea of 4 more years with bush "acting" as president would be a sequel to this nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue, and it is tortuous to think of, or even try to imagine, Wolfie or Condi as Secretary of State.  That would  definitely earn  an "R rating" due to graphic scary stuff.  
Powell says that he promised his wife that he would resign after this term.  Too bad bush didn't promise Laura the same thing.
If we don't work just as hard as we can to wake up Americans and to get a Democrat into the Whitehouse, we will have to dread the next installment in this series of real nightmares.
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 

Friday, August 1, 2003

 

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot
Nothing's going to get better. It's not."
Dr. Seuss

 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Thursday, July 31, 2003

 
Bush spoke to us yesterday about sinners and  specks and logs in eyes.  Probably you and I were thinking the same thing, "What?".  Then he goes on to casually mention he was conferring with his lawyers regarding gay marriages.  Now it dawns on us what he's truly saying, he's saying that he wants to change the Constitution and make it forever, totally, permanently ILLEGAL for two gay people to marry.  Can he do that?  Are we going to let him do that?  What are the odds we can change his mind?  Probably somewhere between zip and zero.
 
Marriage may be holy and sacred to some, but it is legally nothing more than a binding contract.  If you don't believe that,  just try getting a divorce using only a bible.   So bush wants to make it illegal for gay adults to get married/enter into a legal binding contract, because it apparently says something about that in the bible.   Well, it says lots of things in the bible.  It also says stuff about not killing (bush unnecessarily sends men and women to war) and not lying (bush's famous 16 words) and not cheating (bush goes AWOL).  I'm also pretty sure that somewhere in the bible it says, "blessed are the peacemakers". 
Seems to me that bush should spend a bit more of his time practicing what he preaches and a little less time dictating which American adults may enter into the legally binding contract of marriage, a contract that is based solely upon their love and devotion to one another.  I believe the sanctity of marriage relates to the sincere pledge that two people make to one another.  It's that promise of love and respect and the willingness to share their lives, their successes and their failures with one another.  If two adults, regardless of their sex, are willing to legally make that pledge and commitment to one another, who the hell has the righteous audacity to deny them?  Certainly not george bush! 
Bush may have been appointed President, but even the Supreme Court can't make him God.  His job is to run this country, not to interpret the bible.  And based upon his job performance so far, I kinda doubt that God would want him messing with the bible.
There's an old adage that says " love is blind".  Perhaps george bush has a log in both his eyes and just cannot see that.
 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Wednesday, July 30, 2003

 
 
This morning I feel like someone has taken over the media and that same someone is a master of sadistic wit.
First I hear on tv that there just might be another plan to hijack jets and crash them into things.  Next I hear that the US is reducing, or totally removing, the armed sky marshals because it costs too much for them to stay at hotels between flights.  You're kidding right? 
I also heard a talking head on FOX news say that the attacks of 9-11 couldn't happen again because the planes would be shot down before they could be crashed into anything.  Well, okay that would prevent the exact  same thing as 9-11, but what about the passengers on the plane that is shot down and what about the people on the ground where the "shot down" plane is going to fall?  Still sounds pretty damn tragic to me!
Then I read that the market was down yesterday, consumer confidence is still low, the war, in Iraq and everywhere else except where it should be, is still going strong.  Next I read that bush is going to take the month of August off and spend it at his dude ranch in Texas.  About one day in five he will be raising money for his zillion dollar campaign.  Yes, he's going to be out of Washington, out of the spin and out on the range.  That cowpoke will be schmoozing wealthy corporation bigwigs and rustling up some of their big bucks. 
What?  Why does he need a month off?  Was he tired?  Tired of what? 
Perhaps he's a bit fatigued from the daily grind of totally and completely screwing up our country.
While bush is having a good rest in his cozy place, I hope to hell he thinks about all the deployed US soldiers who are sweating and miserable and trying 24 hours a day to avoid being murdered. 
I bet they too would also like at least a month's vacation at their homes right about now.
 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Tuesday, July 29, 2003
Today Saddam released an audio tape.  He stated that he is mourning the death of his sons and grandson.  Wouldn't that convince the Iraqi people, more than the grizzly photos that we cheerily put all over the tv last week, that his sons are indeed dead?   If there were any Iraqis who did not believe the photos, they certainly will believe what Saddam has said.  Since there could be no better proof to the Iraqi people than to hear the words from Suddam's own mouth, one might wonder who's side is Saddam on?  Why would he put out this tape to confirm what the US has been saying?  In doing so, he makes the claims of the US a reality and also makes their case for them that the boys are no longer a threat.  It seems to me that it would have been more to his advantage to leave his people wondering. 
Perhaps I just don't understand this war at all.
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


 

 

 

Monday, July, 28, 2003

 
Bob Hope has died. 
When I was a little girl I had a crush on Bob Hope.  It was a little girl's, "I wish he was my daddy", crush.  Bob Hope was funny and to my little girl eyes he was handsome too. 
So today, I'm not ranting and I'm not raving, I'm just mourning.
Mr. Hope, you had a very long and successful life and in my memories I'll always remember your smile and how it made me smile too. 
Thanks for the memories Mr. Hope. 
I will miss you!
 
 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Sunday, July 27, 2003

 
Am I the only one who finds it ironic that one of the first big time things we have done in Iraq, other than killing thousands of innocent civilians and hundreds of American military people, is to totally disrespect the Muslim customs regarding handling the dead?
 Apparently the Muslim religion dictates that a deceased must be buried within two days and no cosmetic treatment is to be performed on the corpse.  As everyone knows by now, we have completely disregarded those wishes as they relate to the Hussein boys.
Wasn't the freedom to practice one's own religion one of the reasons we split from England?  Hey, I'm no American history scholar but I'm pretty sure I remember something about that. 
So we go to Iraq to give the Iraqi people freedom and a democratic government and then we tell them:  "We aren't going to honor your religious wishes, we may not even acknowledge your religion.  We have our own plans and your wishes are not a factor.  We will take your dead and put them in a tent with a fan blowing on them and we will totally change their appearances and put makeup on them and we will just leave them there as long as we damn well feel like it.  And one more thing, we will cut out their internal organs and test them to see if they show signs of ever being around chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction!"
Internal  organs were removed weighed  and are being tested for any exposure in any way, at any time, to chemical or biological agents.  We are actually going that far.  I guess if one of the boy's liver tests positive to having, at some time in the last 10 or 20 years, been in someway exposed to deadly stuff, other than the very recently received, over 20 gun shots, then I guess that trace of chemicals will sure as hell justify this war.  If george bush and his administration were so sure that Iraq had wmd and they knew where they were and what they were, why are we stooping so low as to look into the guts of  Saddam's dead sons for clues?
Jesus, no wonder we're having trouble making them love us! 
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*


Sat, July 26

Okay, let's just get it all out there.  Here's my soul and my life, deal with it.  
My daddy, for the folks from everywhere else, other than the south, this is my father that I'm talking about,  was an alcoholic of the worst degree, but he was also a mortician.  A mortician is an embalmer, a person who takes a dead human being and makes them into something that the public feels is acceptable to be viewed and mourned after death has stripped them of their choices and their dignity.
If you are a person "of the bible", my daddy  was a man who made the "vessel" worthy of public admiration after death. 
As a little kid, I used to sit on a wooden stool in the "prep room" and have a "daddy/daughter time as my daddy prepared dead human beings for public appearances.  My daddy might have been a lot of things, and he was, but he was never ever a man to disrespect a dead human body.  In my  short years of being a little girl, I never ever saw a dead man or a dead woman that was not worthy of my daddy's respect.  Daddy understood that a dead person, no matter their past, deserved his respect.
Having told you all of this, I must tell you that my daddy was an artist in reconstructive  appearances of the dead.  He might not have been a daddy of admiration, but if your loved one was one of his canvases, he did the best for you that anyone could ever do.
I remember one night when I was in the first grade, a man had been killed and his ear had been completely removed by whatever means, I don't remember.  My daddy was in such stress,( I doubt they knew that word then, but it fits now), that my mom could not even rationally communicate with him.   Daddy was sitting in the living room with me and I, like a typical little kid of the time, was playing with my clay.  I had, through my little kid mentality,  mixed all the colors of my clay together.   Daddy took my wad of clay from me and proceeded to form a perfect human ear.  I remember, being amazed at his artistry.  The next morning, my wad of clay was permanently attached to the head of the deceased and to the amazement of the family of the deceased, my daddy was a magician!  My clay was buried with that gentleman and it made him presentable, through my daddy.
Now having given you this background of my life and my daddy, I can, without a doubt, tell you that daddy would have gone totally bat-shit to see what the American morticians did to the bodies of the Hussein brothers.  I am positive that Daddy would have said, "What the hell did they do?  The corpses looked as though their facial features  had been molded with plaster of Paris."  Daddy would have not worried about who he was as a father but he sure as hell would have been offended as an embalmer. 
Whomever the embalmers were of the Hussein brothers, they should cringe in embarrassment because they did not prepare these bodies with respect, they prepared them as propaganda. 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

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Thurs July 24

There was a tragic event  yesterday inside the city hall in New York City. This event occurred about two o'clock in the afternoon.  An armed assailant and his victim, who was also armed, but did not use his weapon,  were both shot and killed.  After the assailant shot his victim, he was immediately shot by a police officer who was assigned to city hall.  As a result of the ensuing panic and confusion, no doubt the result of lingering fears and memories of September 11, 2001, two main bridges in the city were shut down, subways stops were bypassed and the city basically just had to be lock it's doors until everyone could be assured that things were under control again. 

This entire series of events should have been prevented and it could have been.
After 9-11 security was a major concern, not only in Washington and New York City, but all over the country.  It was needed and it was required that we be just a bit more careful.  I agreed with some of the changes that were made, such as the installation of metal detectors.   I don't know if it was before or after September 11, 2001, that a metal detector was installed in New York City's city hall.  But, as of yesterday, we know that passing through that detector was never mandatory for everyone.  The assailant didn't pass through it yesterday and neither did his victim.  They didn't have to.
Mayor Bloomberg, during his time in office, has backed a law that prohibited smoking in public places and another that prohibited alcohol consumption in some areas.  He supported these new laws in the name of "health and safety" concerns.  But it wasn't  until around three or four o'clock in the afternoon,  
July 23, 2003, that Mayor Bloomberg decided to require that absolutely everyone who enters city hall must pass through the metal detector.  If only he had made that decision a few hours earlier...............
 

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

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Wed. July 23

Perhaps if I share these feelings with you, someone might be able to help me untangle my emotions. 

I suppose one could say that I'm holding internal investigations into why I have the feelings that I do.  I'm conflicted about why I can't feel like cheering when even the bad guys are killed.  Why, if everyone else is feeling euphoric over the deaths of Saddam's sons, am I not feeling that as well?  I sort of feel embarrassed and guilty when I hear about so many in our country celebrating the event.  Why is it that, when I hear people on tv say that when we "kill" Saddam "we should put his head on a stick for all the world to see",  do I cringe and have to turn away and try to avoid the whole notion of that idea?  Why, even though Saddam is an equally bad man, am I feeling sorry for him as he hears of his son's deaths?  Why am I saying to myself that he must just hurt so much  right now?  He may be a bad man but he is also a father.

If these men committed all the torture and murders as is claimed, and I have to believe that they did, why don't I feel as though justice was done with their deaths.  Why isn't revenge a reward to me?  Am I so wrapped up in my distaste for this administration that I have lost some "human instinct" for deadly retribution?  Do I have such distaste for killing that I can't see it's necessity? 

Why the hell am I not happy about these two deaths?  I can't figure it out!

I hear about the mass graves in Iraq and I wonder what kind of fate each of those people suffered and I feel so sorry for them.  I heard about all the Iraqi civilians who were killed as we invaded, and I feel sorry for them.  I hear, much much too frequently, about our soldiers being killed and I feel so sorry for them.  Try as I might I can't feel happy when someone, anyone is killed, no matter the reason.  Does this mean I have lost my focus on things or does it just mean that I'm not on par with everyone else when it comes to death?  Why can't I equate death with justice? 

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Yesterday we learned that two of Saddam's sons were killed in Iraq and we also learned that two  United States sons were killed in Iraq. 
George bush, please wipe that smirk off of your face.  Please stop repeating the phrase, "we're getting them one by one".  Because they could say the same thing.
This isn't a game.  This is war, and these aren't chess pieces.  They are human lives. 
Just for the family and friends of each and every military person involved in this mess, would it be so difficult to take this damn matter seriously?  Please don't grin and  please don't look bored when you speak to us.  This is serious and this is sad.  Please try to at least  give us the impression that you are concerned and that you care.  
And lastly George Bush, please don't start your victory celebrations until all of our funerals are over.  
 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

 
Okay, I'm absolutely fed up with talking heads saying that the Democrats who are running in the 2004 Presidential election have the, "difficult task of convincing the American people that they will be able to make the US safe from terrorists attacks".
Hey, how about this?  The attacks of 9-11 came during the watch of a Republican president.  The terrorists did not use WMD, they used United States Airplanes.  The terrorists were not Iraqi.  Ossama took credit for the attacks.  We can't find him.  Saddam did not take credit for the attacks.  Most countries in the world said don't go to war with Iraq.  We went.  We can't find Saddam.  We said Saddam had wmd.  We can't find them.  Someone mailed anthrax in the US and people died.  We don't know who did that.  We haven't found that person.  Korea is just about to road test a nuke.  We won't discuss that with them.  Iran  just may do some crafty nuke stuff.  We're just going to wait and see.   We are losing about one solider in Iraq per day.  Bush and his administration say that's to be expected.  No it's not.
After each of the preceding sentences there is a dot, connect them!  Does that create a safe and sound picture for you ?
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

Monday, July 21, 2003

 
According to what has been revealed so far, the report on the investigation of 9-11 will make the FBI look a bit more than incompetent.  Before  totally accepting this theory, please review this interview with Greg Palast in June of 2001.
 
 
When did it become the norm to refuse to take full responsibility for one's own actions and decisions?  Is that no longer a requirement  in our country?  Seems this administration has someone else to blame for everything that goes wrong.  If all these other people and other departments are as incompetent as bush is trying to lead us to believe, doesn't that bring into question bush's ability to make wise decisions in his choice of advisors, dept. heads etc.? 
 
The killing of soldiers continues in Iraq.  The frustration continues to grow in the US.  The lies continue to flow from Washington.  Fox news continues to warp the reality of the facts.  Just another difficult day and days like this have become so sadly and tragically routine. 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*
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Sunday, July 20, 2003

In reference to Rob Kall's article, http://www.opednews.com/kall_its_in_the_air.htm"We're going to have a new vice president first. Any guesses on who it will be? Drop me a line with your guess and your reason you think he or she will be the one."
 
I almost hurt my brain trying to guess who could be the new vice president, so to prevent  inflicting further harm to my myself, I'm going to skip over the vice president and  suggest a couple of ideas for replacing the President. 
Since just about everything that has occurred during bush's reign has been a surreal abomination orchestrated by the neocons from hell, I would suggest that the Republicans just take one of the automated figures from Disney's Hall of Presidents,  prop it up behind the podium and operate it by remote control.  They could dress it up in different costumes for different occasions, like landing on aircraft carriers etc.  They could  send it to Crawford Texas every weekend.  They could make lies come out of it's mouth and  shoot, I don't think many Americans would even notice the change.  Things would just go on as they have been for the past couple of years.
My other suggestion falls under the category of,  "it just isn't going to happen". Yes I know this is a novel idea, possibly even an antiquated idea, but perhaps they could give the position of President of The United States to the gentleman who won the Presidential  election in 2000.  See I told you it was a novel idea!   If however, he should be unavailable at this time, why not give it to his predecessor.  This guy might lie to us about his sexual activities if he gets caught but name one man who wouldn't!!!! 
 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*
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Saturday, July 19, 2003

 
Poor Dr. David Kelly
Either his life was snuffed out by someone, he took his own life, or he died of natural causes.  No matter what,  the cause of death is murder.   His death was the result of murder by pressure, murder by guilt, or murder by choice.  Dr Kelly should be listed as  another victim of the US/UK Invasion of Iraq.
 
So Rummy is considering sending the National Guard over to Iraq to replace the troops.  Well I'll be damned if I understand how this is going to work.  You see, my friend has been over in that hell hole since January and he is a member of the National Guard.  Our just, god almighty wonderful, governor down here in sunny, yet shady on voting day Florida, decided that he would send his/our National Guard to Iraq  just as soon as his bro in the Washington hood was ready to do a whole lotta shocking  and a whole lotta awing and a tragic, amazing amount of killing.  Jeez Jeb, that sure wasn't a swell idea!
 
Just in case you missed it, yesterday we had a pretty good rumble between the Dems and the Repubs in the House of Representatives.  Seems the Repubs of the Ways and Means Committee tried a little hanky panky.  The Dems got jazzed.  One Dem. Representative called a Repub. a "fruitcake".  Apparently this Dem. was unaware of the recent, Bush-proposed law banning any sort of reference to "cake", yellow or otherwise, within the confines of the United States,  with the exception of the Christmas holidays when "fruitcake" may be consumed but not discussed.  So Representative Thomas of California,  a just damn wonderful sort I guess, being a good American Repub., a mature man, a man of laws, called the Capitol Police and had the Dems thrown out of their chairs in the library.  Yes indeed, the Capitol Police were called to the House of Representatives by the Republicans to evict a few Democrats from their chairs in the library!  You want democracy baby, well you better just truck on over somewhere else cause we started jettisoning that ideal about two years ago. 
 
Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

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Friday, July 18, 2003

Oh for God's sake just stop lying to me!
I was glued to the television yesterday, waiting for Tony Blair to tell me something, anything that I could believe and of course he didn't. But I must admit it's more pleasant to listen to Tony lie, there's just nothing like an English accent to take the edge off a lie. Not once during his speech did I threaten to lob a weapon of mass tv destruction at my set.
Then we moved on to the joint lying/no you're the best leader, no you are/speeches of Tony and George. What a fiasco!!! George was asked if he took responsibility for the lie about Niger uranium purchase deal and he refused to acknowledge the content of the question, instead he bragged that he took responsibility for committing the troops to war. I mean his demeanor was such that he sounded like he was actually proud of this damn war and all the souls who have entered heaven as a result of it. This guy has gall up the ying yang.
They can spin this thing any way they want, but they just cannot spin it into the truth.
Tony now says that the Brits have definite proof that Iraq tried to buy uranium but it's sort of secret proof so they can't share it. Well damn Tony, how can we argue with that? You got us with that one! Okay, we'll just shut the hell up, we didn't know about the secret proof stuff. But hey, can you just give us a hint. Does it involve anything that is, how shall I say this, factual and legitimate? Does it involve an ounce of truth?
Of course it doesn't, because if it did, you and George would be trotting that baby out for the world to see. Do you actually expect us to believe that you have some "secret stuff" that could bail yours and your pal George's ass out of this mess and you won't use it? If I told you I believed that, I'd be lying.

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*
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Thursday, July 17, 2003

Bush's agenda seems to be, don't waste time trying to deal with a problem or anything that is, or even hints of, becoming a problem, just eliminate it! This became painfully apparent with his declaration of preemptive war and has carried right on through his administrative agenda. Based on this rationale, bush would handle cattle rustlers something like this: If he had lost some of his herd to rustlers, rather than search for the rustlers, he would simply shoot every single one of his cows, thus no more cattle, no more problem! Elimination of the cattle results in no more cattle being eliminated. Not the most rational way to handle a problem but it certainly resolves the problem once and for all. Resources were foolishly wasted, but if those resources held no value for him, and if just ending the problem was all that mattered, then he achieved his desired results. A person's values dictate their goals and their actions. Bush's actions are those of a selfish, shallow man. A man who has, all his life, had so many resources at his disposal that he has never learned the value of preservation because he has never needed to. He sees no need to preserve the past or the present, because he has always demanded and been handed his future. This trend has continued through everything bush has dealt with since he was selected president. If bush deems something to be a hindrance to him and of no value to him, well to hell with it! He panders to the people who agree with him and anything or anyone who disagrees with him or gets in his way, well to hell with them!
To hell with the environment! To hell with people on Medicare! To hell with social security! To hell with schools! To hell with the budget! To hell with unemployment figures! To hell with foreign relations!
One hell of a way to run a country, huh?

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*
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Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Today is the day they take the George Tenet piñata before the Senate Intelligence Committee. Each member of the committee will take a few whacks at the piñata while wearing Lady Liberty's blindfold. The object of the game is for each Senator to hit the piñata hard enough to crack it wide open and reveal it's contents of facts and truths and explanations for the lies. If all goes well one of these whack jobs will break open the piñata, but most probably this is only a decoy dummy piñata and contains no goodies at all.
I would suggest that the committee would have a much more rewarding task if they would bring in the George Bush or the Dick Cheney piñata. All evidence points to these being filled with the source of all our problems!
Lets talk now about crass commercialism and product placement on the Senate floor. On Tuesday of this week, Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, stood before the senate and rambled on about something he felt was important while sporting a necktie that bore the word, "HULK". Judging by the physical appearance of Senator Stevens, I must assume that the word on his tie could only be in reference to the current movie, "Hulk, the Movie" put out by Universal Pictures. Does anyone know of any ties between Senator Stevens and Universal Pictures?
Quote of the day: Matt Lauer, on the Today Show, while speaking of Pat Robertson's prayer vigil, calling for at a holy roll over at the Supreme Court, asked, "Is this a proper use of prayer?".
My answer is: If it is Matt, may we use it in the same way regarding a holy roll over of the occupants in the Whitehouse?

Chill down my martini glass honey, I'm coming home*

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Patricia Ernest,  nesters@bellsouth.net gives us this bio:

I live in the wonderful state of Florida.
I am a mom to Murphy (my precious pup) and Fred (my occasionally precious cat).
I share my life, my laughter, my world and all of my love with my husband and have for 16 years.
I would describe myself as a very sentimental and sensitive person who is forever willing to share my point of view whether or not it has been requested of me.  This article is copyright by Patricia Ernest,  originally published by opednews.com Permission is granted to forward this or to place it on a website as long as the article is included intact, including this statement.


* This little message is to my husband, who is definitely my honey and who makes the best and the coldest damn Sapphire martini ever to sport an olive. I believe that olives live to die in one of his creations. I collect funky and unusual martini glasses and each evening, I choose the one that matches my day or my mood. So when dinner is cooking, my honey will turn to me and say "which glass shall I chill?". That question is a symbol that the day has ended, obligations have been met, and now it's time for us!