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50 Ways to Blow your Cover

Pissed Off Patricia

OpEdNews.Com

So, just what exactly is g. bush going to say about his first term as he is campaigning for his second term? Here are 50 topics that could blow his cover.
1. Is he going to talk about the attacks of 9-11 and how he hasn't nabbed Osama yet?
2. Is he going to talk about the first tax cuts and how it hasn't done squat for the economy?
3. Is he going to talk about the national debt and how it is the highest in history?
4. Is he going to talk about unemployment and how it's sky high?
5. Is he going to talk about why he left lots of children "behind"?
6. Is he going to talk about the invasion of Iraq and how that is a total disaster and getting worse each day?
7. Is he going to talk about terrorism and how the threat to the US is higher now than it's ever been?
8. Is he going to talk about the second tax cut and how it hasn't squat to the second power for the economy?
9. Is he going to talk about all the secret stuff that goes on in his administration?
10. Is he going to talk about lying to us in order for this neo-con buddies to get to have a war?
11. Is he going to talk about all our soldiers who have died in a war that should not have been?
12. Is he going to talk about how he has raped the environmental laws of this country?
13. Is he going to talk about the way this administration has lost long time allies due to his arrogance?
14. Is he going to talk about the countries who did not want to send their troops to a war for oil and control?
15. Is he going to talk about his landing on the USS Abraham Lincoln and how we were lied to about why he had to get there via jet and how that cost a tidy sum?
16. Is he going to talk about how he told us the war was pretty much over on May 1, 2003 and why soldiers are still dying in Iraq?
17. Is he going to talk about Jessica Lynch and how her "rescue" was sexed up to make it bigger than big?
18. Is he going to talk about that funky bulge in his pilot costume and how it was sexed up to make it look bigger than big?
19. Is he going to talk about the pages in the 9-11 report that he's hiding to protect his Saudi buddies?
20. Is he going to talk about Rumsfeld's Office of Special Plans and their part in the lies for war?
21. Is he going to talk about the prisoners who are being held with no charges and no attorneys all in the name of the Patriot Act?
22. Is he going to talk about his Attorney General and how he shows signs of being obsessed with destroying the Constitution?
23. Is he going to talk about his time spent in the service to this country and what happened when he went AWOL?
24. Is he going to talk about why Halliburton received contracts to rebuild Iraq without going through the bidding process?
25. Is he going to talk about why the oil fields in Iraq were protected during the war, but the locations which were supposed to house nuclear programs were not?
26. Is he going to talk about where he was just after the attacks of 9-11 and why?
27. Is he going to talk about why he said that God told him to kill people in Afghanistan and Iraq?
28. Is he going to talk about why he is homophobic?
29. Is he going to talk about why he just can't seem to find Saddam and the Anthrax killer?
30. Is he going to talk about why he was afraid of Iraq's non-existent wmd, but not of the Korean nukes?
31. Is he going to talk about why he lies to us whenever he feels he wants to, and with no apparent remorse?
32. Is he going to talk about why he feels he can call himself a Christian and then cause death for no reason other than greed?
33, Is he going to talk about all his pals in big business and how they are bank rolling his campaign?
34. Is he going to talk about the definition of a "compassionate conservative" and why he isn't one after all?
35. Is he going to talk about what his definition of "nation building " might be?
36. Is he going to talk about why he said the Clinton administration was bad and how in the hell his has been good?
37. Is he going to talk about why he actually believes that he was truly "elected" President of United States?
38. Is he going to talk about why Poindexter was going to set up casino games about terrorism?
39. Is he going to talk about why it was announced that the sky marshals would be cut back on the same day new terrorist threats were to be announced?
40. Is he going to talk about the color codes for terror threats and why we should feel safer when the we are in code yellow than code orange, and what was that deal about duct tape and plastic all about?
41. Is he going to talk about his road map to peace in the Middle East and why it leads to nowhere?
42.Is he going to talk about how everything he gets involved in just becomes worse due to his incompetent involvement?
43. Is he going to talk about why he spends so more time relaxing and so little time getting this country on the road to economic recovery?
44. Is he going to talk about what he plans for our country for the future and if it's anything like these last couple of years how the hell can we stand it?
45. Is he going to talk about why the Whitehouse outed a CIA agent, just because they were ticked about the outing of the truth about the uranium purchase lie?
46. Is he going to talk about why he can't eat pretzels safely?
47. Is he going to talk about what happened to Senator Wellstone's plane that day?
48. Is he going to talk about why he thinks that cutting down the National Forrest is a swell idea?
49. Is he going to talk about why he actually thinks Arnold the Barbarian would be a good anything?
and finally,
50. Is he going to talk about even one decent thing he had done for this country since he was selected President?
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And if he should talk about any of this stuff, will we be able to understand what the hell he's saying?
What's he gonna say?
pissed off patricia

Patricia Ernest,  nesters@bellsouth.net gives us this bio:

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I am a mom to Murphy (my precious pup) and Fred (my occasionally precious cat).
I share my life, my laughter, my world and all of my love with my husband and have for 16 years.
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