If God wanted George Bush to be president then why is Bush's chief strategist, Karl Rove, an agnostic?

If God wants Bush to lead Armageddon then how come God chose someone who never served in combat, went AWOL for over a year and surrounded him with incompotent chickenhawks?

If the Republicans are so Godly then how come the current administration is the most corrupt in American history?

If the Republicans believe in getting tough on crime then why was Mark Foley their front man for dealing with internet predators?

If Republicans could have spent so many millions and so much time on Clinton having consensual sex with an adult woman, then why are they so passionately defending Foley?

If Republicans could have spent years investigating Clinton's Whitewater dealings, then why can't they find out why gas prices drop before election time?

If Republicans are against big spending, then how come they have spent us into the biggest debt ever?

If Republicans are against big government, then why is government bigger than ever?

If the Republicans are against gays, then how come their national director, Ken Mehlman, answered when asked if he is gay that "[You] have asked a question people shouldn't have to answer."

If Republicans are against wasteful government spending, then why hasn't there been any oversight on war profiteering in Iraq?

If Republicans believe big government hand outs make people dependent, then how come they spend more on pork than any other Congress?

If Republicans are so for personal responsibility, then why is everything Bill Clinton's and liberals' fault?


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