It seems that nobody is listening to George Bush anymore including his own military leaders. Even they have now realized that the Holy American Emperor is suffering from the ravages of alcohol and syphillis caused dementia. How does the chain of command work? If King George gives the order today to “Nuke Iran”, does the military have to obey his commandment? 

George Bush invaded Iraq for several reasons. He told two BBC reporters that Jesus Christ told him to. George Bush publicly declared a Christian Crusade against Islam. He invaded Iraq to free the Iraqi people of the tyranny of Saddam Hussein. George Bush invaded Iraq to stop Saddam Hussein from once again conquering Kuwait and then Saudi Arabia and choking off the American supply of oil and crippling the American economy. He invaded Iraq as revenge against the Muslim people for attacking the United States on 9/11. The American people are calling for King George’s head now like Monday morning quarterbacks all the while forgetting that in 2003 when Natalie Maines mildly criticised George Bush to cheering crowds in London the American people collectively burned Natalie Maines at the stake. Isn’t that always the way with prophets? 

Oh what a tangled web we weave. History always repeats itself. A cliché in the hand is worth two in the bush. Is it impossible for the American people to elect a President not named after a part of the female genitalia? In the paranoid schizophrenic United States it is hard to tell the good guys from the terrorists without a progrom. 

As a result of invading Iraq George Bush has now handed Iraq to Iran. In his attempt to step out from the shadow of his father and prove him wrong for not continuing into Iraq Junior has now handed control of Iraq to his arch enemy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who is laughing all the way to the bank.  

The far left is screaming for the impeachment of George Bush but the people with the real power, the defense contractors, the C.I.A. and the Joint Chiefs of Staff have already moved to shut this maniac down in an invisible military coup. King George was running around the world saying, “If you want to stop nuclear world war III then we better stop Iran from getting nukes by nuking Iran.” It was at this point that despite the best efforts of Adolf Cheney the NIE released a report stating that Iran had no nucular weapons program, cutting the legs out from under King George.  

Do you honestly believe that the brass does not know who caused 9/11? Do they not have architects and engineers and the most brilliant minds in the world? When King George wanted to surge and his top Generals refused, saying that we needed a political solution in Iraq, and a surge would break the back of the U.S. military and cripple the economy, King George fired his top military officials and replaced them with a nugget from his colon, David Petraeus. Admiral Mike Mulligan called David Petraeus a “politically ambitious sycophant and boot licker.”  How many mulligans does King George get? He is standing on the tee box with Kelly Tilghman having hit 5 straight balls into the trees telling Kelly Tilghman that he lies zero and that he was just warming up. Kelly says to him, “George put a tiger in your tank.”

Last week George Bush went to the Middle East to make peace. You heard me. For the occasion General Petraeus put together a little You Tube video of Iranian speedboats racing towards the Port Royal with some Iranian screaming, “You lie 10 A Hole.” As King George flew around the Middle East making peace he used this incident to call for the nuking of Iran. At this point the Joint Chiefs put out their own video proving that David Petraeus had superimposed audio over the video and the person trash talking the Port Royal was some comedian on shore named the Filipino Monkey. Once again the Joint Chiefs stopped King George’s march into Iran. What we are witnessing is an invisible coup against the President and the Congress which have already voted to invade Iran. 

The country is being diverted right now by the two year long Presidential election. It seems now that the job of politicans is to continually run for office while others more capable run the country. The burning question troubling even the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Michael Mullen is who is actually running the United States of America? In a perfect world Admiral Mike Mullen would be the President of the United States and not Saudi King Abdullah. 

Money talks and baloney walks. The United States, the Bush/Clinton Royal Family for the past 20 years, propped up the Islamic House of Saud, 200 Saudis, for the privilege of buying Saudi Arabian oil. As these 200 Dick Taters got so wealthy that their children have toys worth more than Bill Gates, and the rest of the Saudis starved to death, 15 Muslim Saudis flew into the World Trade Center in anger. As Rudy Giuliani raced to the scene from Judith Nathan’s condo in the Hamptons, and the United States grounded all air traffic, George Bush sent planes around picking up all the members of the bin Laden family and flew them back to Saudi Arabia. Do you think that Admiral Michael Mullen didn’t notice this treason? 

According to Jesus Christ, “No one can obey two masters for a slave will either hate the one and love the other or be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot obey both God and Money.” A lawyer cannot represent two people fighting each other if both are his clients paying him money because he will have a conflict of interest. How would you like to learn after losing your case that your lawyer was representing your enemy?  

Is the Muslim Saudi King Abdullah the one calling the shots in the oval office? We know that the bin Laden family financed the George Bush oil company, that they held the mortgage on George Bush. George H.W. Bush sits on the board of the House of Saud. Did the House of Saud, bin Laden and Bush business partnership decide to attack the World Trade Center to give the U.S. a reason to invade Iraq to capture the Middle East oil for America and Saudi Arabia? Now that that plan has failed, Muslim Saudi King Abdullah and Muslim President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have decided to live in peace as best friends, leaving the United States as the odd man out. Rather than fight among themselves, Saudi King Abdullah and his Gulf friends have decided to create a new Persian Empire by buying the United States’ banks and corporations at fire sale prices as the U.S. spirals into depression. Tom Cruise says, “Take two prozac and call me in the mourning.”

Admiral Mike Mullen refuses to attack Iran because he knows that Iran and its allies Saudi Arabia, Russia and China will beat America’s head in. Today Fox News reported that Saudi Arabia also owns Bill and Hillary Clinton. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323887,00.html  You didn’t really think that the only Superpower in the world was brought to its knees by 15 Saudis did you? Actually it was 201. How does it feel when with one day’s oil production the House of Saud can buy the American President? Maybe Al Gore is right and we shouldn’t be driving gas guzzlers. My bank is now giving out Korans to its new customers. Where was Fox News when George Bush was selling us all down the Swanee River, by Judy Garland, in “A Star is Born”, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKjKVvV4W44