“Representative government”: That’s government which represents what the people want. Two thirds of this country doesn’t have one. And that’s only the half of the two-thirds who vote. “Leadership”? That’d be taking a position which may be unpopular, and actually moving the country in that direction. As an opposition party, you’ve failed miserably at leadership too. Now for the easy part: Don’t try that now. We don’t need you to lead. In fact, your every attempt at leadership has clearly demonstrated that you don’t have enough brain-power between you, to make any choice but the wrong choice every time.
But where we are today, we got no thanks to you: America is finally collectively sick of Bush, and sick of the GOP. We are in fact, ready to vomit as a nation. Time, failure after failure, and crime after crime took the place of any leadership you might have attempted (none) to turn the country away from the retarded cowboy. So forget it. America has turned without you.
So here’s what Esbe wants you to do: LOOK AT A POLL. You see the one which says “60 percent of us think Iraq was a mistake”? Take that, and promise get us the hell out of Iraq right now.
LOOK AT ANOTHER POLL: You see the one which says that 90 percent of the American people want the Mexican border secured, and illegal crossings to end? Take that, and promise to secure the Mexican border and end the crossings. You see the poll which says most Americans do not want amnesty for illegals? SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT. Are you stupid, or are you actually insane?
Do you see the poll which says that a clear MAJORITY of the American people want Bush impeached “if he lied about WMD to get us into Iraq”? He lied. I know it, and you know it. DO NOT OPEN YOUR STUPID MOUTHS AND SAY YOU WILL NOT SEEK THE IMPEACHMENT OF THE PRESIDENT. Repeat after me: “NO COMMENT” if you’re asked this question. Idiots.
You see all those polls telling you Hillary Clinton can not win a general election? Do you hear all those DEMOCRATS booing her? You see Fox News calling her “formidable”, “inevitable” and “the clear front runner”? ARE YOU THIS STUPID? Yes you are. DO THIS: GET A CLUE AND GET SOMEONE ELSE. Someone not endorsed by Fox News. Someone who didn’t vote for this national nightmare.
You see, you can still get elected. You just needed to read the polls, and whatever your so-called “instincts” are telling you, YOU IGNORE THEM. You don’t have any that work. None. Learn from Forest Gump. If you knew you were stupid, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. I’m telling you, we’re all telling you: You’re stupid.
I want you to stick your cowering little fingers into the wind, see which way it’s blowing, and DO THAT. FOLLOW US. Stop being “You”. You’ve proven again and again that if it’s not broken, you can and will break it.
John Kerry? Shut the hell up. You lost a battle of wits against the STUPIDIST, most verbally impaired, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, criminal imbecile ever appointed to the Presidency. The man is an international JOKE. Have you no shame? FIND THE SHAME and just SHUT UP Mr. Kerry. Bush’ second occupation of the White House says far more about you, than it does about the American people. If you were remotely sensate, you’d never show your face in public again after losing to that ridicules, pathetic, dissembling worm. When you lost, Mr. Bush became America’s SECOND biggest national joke. You got first place Mr. Kerry. “Embrace the disgrace”; you are it’s rightful owner.
So dems, show us a sign, a glimmer of hope, that you’re not collectively as dumb as dirt for once. The 2006 elections are sitting there on a silver platter as you wander about aimlessly breaking things and apologizing when one of your own accidentally tells the truth and “offends” the GOP. It’s not a pretty picture. Show us that you can recognize and follow the will of the American people. Ask Mr. Zogby to read his polls to you if that’s what it takes. We’ve given up on your leadership. We don’t want it or need it anymore. There’s a consensus out there that even a two year old can grasp; Bush SUCKS, his war sucks, his open borders suck, his deficits suck. In 2004 the American people told you that you suck. You did. Will you suck again in 2006? So it seems.
So here’s the Esbe bottom line: It’s time for you so-called “élites” to recognize that you’re NOT élites. Understand this: You are actually the children in this relationship. We’ve had enough of your misbehavior; so shut up and do what you’re told and it will be O.K. Screw up one more time, and you’re grounded FOREVER. I promise.
Jay Esbe is a writer with a background in cultural anthropology and comparative religion and lives in Seattle Washington.
