Representative Chip Pickering, a five-term Republican from Mississippi got his little feelings hurt when Rep. Charles Rangel asked rhetorically (of course) "Who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?"
After crying and prancing angrily around in circles like a child trying to shake the water off his hands, Pickering mused with tears clouding his eyes, "''I hope his remarks are not the kind of insults, slander and defamation that Mississippians will come to expect from the Democrat leadership in Washington, D.C."
Slander? A question is slander?
Boohoo. Perhaps Pickering hasn't been in politics for the last decade or so--from a quick glance at his track record that certainly appears to be the case. I'd like to take this moment to teach Pickering a little lesson about slander, defamation and insults.
His party, the party of Halliburton, has invested hundreds of millions in company spokespeople who make a living slandering those of us who live in the North, those of us who live on the West Coast and those of us who live on the East Cost.
The corporate party that Pickering faithfully obeys has libeled and slandered my friends and my family and my people and my part of the country for 10 years now. They've attacked us and they've attacked our way of life and we have stood patiently by hoping that Pickering and his people would eventually grow up.
They've slammed us because we embrace freedom; they've slammed us because we tolerate all of God's children who obey the laws we've ordained through democracy rather than through the INTERPRETATION of one minister who can't even practice what he preaches against. They've slammed us and they've slammed us and they've slammed us.
They've drawn parallels between us and the French, us and the terrorists; us and the communists; and us and Mark Foley. They've attacked and attacked and attacked. They've suggested that our love for democracy and our contempt of government handouts to Halliburton amounts to a mental disorder.
So Charley Rangel merely asked, "Who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?" That's not even a statement about Mississippi. That's not "Mississippi breeds only demons and terrorists who want to overrun our country." That's a question that Pickering must have given some thought to, and he must have come up with an answer that disappointed him. Had Pickering immediately thought, "Shucks...lot's of people want to live in Mississippi, Charley," it would have signaled that Pickering was an optimist, proud of his state and ready with an answer.
"Who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?" Is that what passes for slander in the Republican Party? The f-in Republican Party? Perhaps Charley was getting ready to drive a bus down to the Magnolia State to deliver any would-be transplants from the Big Apple. "Hey, you guys, who the hell wants to live in Mississippi!?!? Right? Yeah! Let's go!" He was implying that they made a lot of money.
Slander? Hmmm. Sounds more like Pickering is trying to score political points. If Pickering has a problem with slander he ought to disavow George Bush, Dick "Go F**k Yourself" Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ken Mehlman, and every other Republican who has made a career attacking and trying to destroy the lifestyles of Northerners and people in costal states.
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Mr.Powers,
As one of God's children I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for allowing me to live in your country. I was born in Florida, but I guess that would be part of the South,so thanks again for tolerating me and my kind.You liberal folks truly are the salt of the earth.By the way,Halliburton worked for Bill Clinton too.I hope that observation doesn't make you less tolerant of me.
I can't help but see that you are a little tense.When I was young my mother would give me castor oil and an enema.You might want to try that.
Thanks again,
A Friend
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larry booth (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 303 comments) on Saturday, Nov 11, 2006 at 4:53:07 PM
Hey, Joree thanks for commenting here. I'm still trying to understand exactly what you're trying to say.
Halliburton may have worked for Clinton, but it was Bush and Cheney who opened up Iraq for Halliburton to fake a building campaign. We paid billions for this fake campaign when Iraqis would have done the job on the cheep.
You want a mental image? Picture a thug (Halliburton) sticking a gun (the government) at a defenseless woman (America) as she fetches money (tax dollars) out from her pocket.
Almost half of those billions of dollars we spent in Iraq underwrote overhead costs (paper work, food). I know for Republicans everything is Clinton's fault, but that distraction trick is loosing its efficacy.
Look if you favor war profiteers, keep voting Republican. If you're a conservative who hates the North, then keep hating the North.
I'm standing up for my family, my friends and my people. If you take insult at my defense of my people then it's likely you hold the same disparaging and belittling views of the North that Chippy Bickering's Washington allies do.
But the comment about the enema...hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad that despite an otherwise drifting and disgruntled comment, you found room to have some fun at your expense.
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Dean Powers (138 articles, 8 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 70 comments [2 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 12, 2006 at 12:19:33 PM
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