WHERE ARE OBAMA AND BIDEN -- PLAYING BRIDGE???

Yes, yes, yes, there's the corporate press, and we all know that's not jive, there's really IS a corporate press, and of course they are sitting on Obama and Biden.       

But, come on, we know that's maybe 50, 60% -- the point is, the Obama/Biden, what (?) trip to Mars is mostly an Obama/Biden CHOICE.

HEY OBAMA AND BIDEN!!!  You still there?  Are you bloody doing ANYTHING? You know, you could even talk about the weather or your sports of choice and at least people would know you're still alive.

Boy, if this is some kind of strategy that if you "go underground" until November, people will "admire" your disappearance act, get real!  You are betraying EVERYTHING with your cowardly passivity.

God in heaven, what are you doing?  Are you fishing?  Are you watching late nite movies?  WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?  Do you think you're going to even "compete” in this election with this "Barack who?" and "Joe who?" game?

What is this, some kind of coma strategy?  Are both of you on life support?  Do you both still even exist? 

Hey Dudes, you know you might as well be dead for all the good you're doing for Democrats and Progressives.

Oh, oh, I used the "progressive" word. Is that what this is; some kind of scam to make sure progressives cease to exist in America.  You know Joe, we haven't forgotten that the very first day you were VP you talked with such contempt about liberals and progressives -- and oh yes, that was the same day you praised Republicans and astronomically rich people (the elites) for their patriotism. Duh, these are the people you're running against Joe.  Maybe McCain isn't the only one fighting Alzheimer’s!

But, the main thing for now is a kind of existential question.  Do these two guys still EXIST any more? 

Hey Barack!  Yeah, this is America calling -- at least one of the people who got you through the primaries, before you metamorphosed into an anti progressive!

I don't know.  Did we just "imagine" you?  Electronic technology is beyond awesome these days, so are both of you really holograms?  Yeah, I bet that's it.  We got suckered into busting our butts for holograms.

Look, Western Civilization in on the line.  Our very PLANET is being rapidly destroyed by people like Palin (the former bare boob queen).  Wake up!  Wake up!  Look at John McCain.  He's practically drooling on his shirt and he can't keep his eyes off of his VP beauty queen's derriere.  Man, this guy is OBSESSED WITH SEX.  You could take him and his bimbo religious fanatic down a hundred different ways. This is sleaze city to the max, so why are you off blubbering your lips?

Oh no!  Is that what you're both doing, blubbering your lips?  Well maybe not, but you know what, you sure as hell aren't getting off your butts for America. 

I don't get it.  What could be so much more important that "standing up and being counted" for your county?  Even if you spit on liberals like Joe Biden, AT LEAST you could be doing something, ANYTHING, to defend even "centrist" values.  Now you can't get any more candy ass than that, but at least you would have to come out of your political coma.

Let's face it, about all you can do now is to show Americans that you still exist!  We know you're not going to EVER fight any good fight for America, so Barack just keep smiling and smiling and smiling.  Psst, our ship of state is sinking, but not to worry, just keep smiling and smiling and smiling. Who knows, maybe you'll be able to smile you way to the Presidency without ever taking a passionate, patriotic stand about anything.

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