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November 30, 2008 at 09:04:16
Promoted to Headline (H3) on 11/30/08: by Rob Kall Page 1 of 1 page(s) |
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An article in today's Washington Post, Acorn Watchers Wonder What Happened to Crop reports that in many parts of America, the acorns are gone and squirrells are acting as though they are starving. The article starts, "The idea seemed too crazy to Rod Simmons, a measured, careful field botanist. Naturalists in Arlington County couldn't find any acorns. None. No hickory nuts, either. Then he went out to look for himself. He came up with nothing. Nothing crunched underfoot. Nothing hit him on the head. Then calls started coming in about crazy squirrels. Starving, skinny squirrels eating garbage, inhaling bird feed, greedily demolishing pumpkins. Squirrels boldly scampering into the road. And a lot more calls about squirrel roadkill. But Simmons really got spooked when he was teaching a class on identifying oak and hickory trees late last month. For 2 1/2 miles, Simmons and other naturalists hiked through Northern Virginia oak and hickory forests. They sifted through leaves on the ground, dug in the dirt and peered into the tree canopies. Nothing. "I'm used to seeing so many acorns around and out in the field, it's something I just didn't believe," he said. "But this is not just not a good year for oaks. It's a zero year. There's zero production. I've never seen anything like this before.""
Now, during the recent presidential election, the GOP, with the help of FOX news and related right wing echo chamber facilitators, attempted to eradicate the organization A.C.O.R.N., which was working hard at Get Out The Vote (GOTV) activities all around the nation. If those ACORNs had disappeared, we would have had a reasonable explanation.
Fortunately, oak trees live hundreds of years and a year without acorns is not necessarily a disaster. Apparently, in southern parts of the country, the oaks ARE dropping acorns, as one hunting article published in Georgia reports, advising that locations where healthy acorns are on the ground make for good deer hunting. Also, in Florida, one paper reports, "Large acorn and nut crop due to dry weather."
And sure enough, in the WaPo article, one expert speculates that the reason for the absence of acorns in the area this year may be due to the fact that when the oaks released their pollen, there was six times the normal level of rain. Hopefully, next year, the acorns will return, the squirrells will no longer be hungry.
Of course, a conservative blogger at the National Review observes that, of course, in the WaPo article, there is speculation that global warming is involved.
Note that this article has done no such thing, though we could also theorize that the oak trees, sturdy things of great integrity, both metaphoric and biologic, that they are, may have just decided they'd had enough of the excess of right wing neanderthals in the area and finally just decided to refuse to produce more acorns. Hopefully, if this far-fetched theory is the case, the Oaks will judge Obama and his people more kindly and start to feed the squirrels again next year. We won't deal with the potential to treat acorns and squirrels as benchmark and congressional "pork" metaphors. We'll leave that to the National Review.
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The Acorn Diaspora
No mystery: The acorns have fled DC in the face of much larger nuts. by Rafe Pilgrim (63 articles, 0 quicklinks, 19 diaries, 84 comments [12 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 10:25:24 AM
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Nah
There are plenty of acorns in DC. It's funny but me and my daughters were walking to the store just yesterday and perched atop a parked motorcycle was a squirrel eating an acorn. It would have been a cute picture. They certainly are in DC, many places you have to be careful where you walk because they are falling out of the trees most people think that the squirrels are throwing them on peoples heads. by Sharon Roach (15 articles, 0 quicklinks, 7 diaries, 184 comments [2 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 10:28:02 AM
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Reply: no, there's none here in greenbelt, md
my backyard is usually covered with acorns. you scoop up the leaves, and the squirels will tear open the bags to get to the acorns you put inside. they dig up holes everywhere putting them in the ground. this year, my yard is intact, but i'm concerned about the animals. the birds have not been doing well for years, they say migration is actually ending, because of global warming. i think it's true--west nile killed off a lot of the crow and bird population, and the wood thursh we used to have migrates all the way from south america, and i haven't seen them in two years. there were no acorns this year. we have nothing but oaks in our backyard. it seems about the same in many places around dc. can't specualte too much cuz i'm no expert, but our trees have not been doing well for a while. disease hit the oaks a few years back, and last year's drought killed a lot of trees. it could be a disease we can't yet see, or that the drought from the year before hurt this year's crop. by kenshin (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 35 comments) on Monday, Dec 1, 2008 at 3:54:17 PM
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Bees, butterflies, frogs and now acorns ...
.. is it Nature reacting to what we've done, or just a natural process? There is no doubt man has an effect on his environment, only the totally disconnected would not admit that, but one has to wonder just how much of this is caused by man's unintended consequence of his folly and how much is intentional? With programs such as HAARP, with it's weather modification, Chem-trails, with their God knows what the hell they're doing, and continued Eugenics laboratories, and contamination of food supplies by Monsanto and CODEX, to name but a few, that are placing GMO into our Eco-system without testing their effect on other plant and animal life, one has to have some concern that beyond unintended consequences, that perhaps some of these anomalies aren't by design. Of course this is all just speculation born of a great mistrust and cynicism, but one that is grounded in the fact that our government does indeed experiment indiscrimately with peoples lives and Nature. So much so that we may have, intentionally or not, turned this planet into one big Dr. Monroe's Island, and planted the seeds, intentionally or not, for our own extinction. It is indeed something that could be more dangerous to our survival than any other of our insane practices we employ. As fragile as life and our Eco-system is, we don't need to knock-out many of the pegs that hold it all together to have it all fall down. And at the rate we're knocking them out we may be closer than we would like to believe of having it all fall down. by Mr M (8 articles, 0 quicklinks, 66 diaries, 2845 comments [654 recommended, 27 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 10:34:43 AM
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Putting the stories about ACORN into perspective
Just a short comment to put the stories about ACORN into perspective: by Freddie Venezia (8 articles, 0 quicklinks, 3 diaries, 46 comments [9 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 11:03:58 AM
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Re: Bees, butterflies, frogs and now acorns
by Munich (1 articles, 86 quicklinks, 14 diaries, 1125 comments [86 recommended, 1 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 12:58:19 PM
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reports coming in
As a biology student I know to keep an open mind about reports coming in. Sharon R. reorted firsthand that there is not a collapse in her neighborhood within the general area where collapse was noted. And the report of humid conditions during flowering seems logical to me having observed the same thing with mango flowering in Hawaii. Sometimes plants give up alot of stored sugars in producing fruit and take a rest the next year, for example, lychee. Drought impacts sugar availability because photosynthesis or sugar production relies on water, CO2, and sun. That said, I am a very strong advocate of what Mr. M and Munich are saying. What I personally look at is the changes in biology of complex systems, man being the most complex. We could also study changes in the largest and smallest life structures (trees and bacteria) for clues, but studying the epidemiology of man as the most complex lifeform might shed the most light on collapse, which tends to manifest dramatically as complex systems are weakened through mutation at the level of mitochondria or endocrinal systems. The single most powerful mutagen known to science is ionizing radiation. If you take the oldest cancer registries in the world, say Japan or Wales, it is clear that cancer has risen manyfold in an era of declining infectious diseases. Statistical work by Jay Gould and Manzano indicates the cause is not organic chemicals primarily, although that effect can considerable as well. The rising curve of cancer directly overlays the atomic age. I would expect less complex systems to be more resilient than complex ones, looking back at the formation of life in single celled organisms in a period of geohistory when ionizing radiation was greater than now as background environment. For this to be relevent to the discussion about acorns, I would need to know how oaks are pollinated and whether bees are flagging in their efforts in this area and others. Naturally I know about Varroa mite, as the island of Hawaii was until recently the last place uninvaded by Varroa, and was exporting queens worldwide to replace decimated colonies. But as of a few months ago the Varroa have invaded Hawaii as well, and there is a last ditch effort going on to eradicate them in wild hives at the dispersal area. Anything which could mutate the bees' resistance to attack might be a culprit but so far it is all speculation. I try to discourage overt speculation, but as I said, I do tend to take the views of Mr. M et al that we as an industrial culture have introduced a genie into the world that may have alot more impact on complex systems than was previously thought. And yes, I do know of Haarp and chemtrails and the ozone hole. So far my own data collection on my island shows the background levels of radiation coming off thousands of miles of ocean are not much elevated but downwind of military bases where DU has been fired we definitely are seeing spikes of radiation in aerosols (dustdevils resuspending contaminated soil) of five times natural background radiation. And the cancer cluster downwind of the range on my island, which they only admitted is contaminated with DU last year, is the highest in the state. I am sure it is just a coincidence, of course, nothing to see here folks, keep moving right along into the blue light specials. by io (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 100 comments [11 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 4:35:00 PM
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Reply: Sweating in the middle of the night
I appreciate Mr. M, Munich and you for focusing on the direness of the situation we face with this (essentially) military-industrial-globalist-Haarp-chemtrail-codex-Monsanto/GM-et.al., crap. Critics may quibble with bits and pieces of the the Big Contamination Picture ... but enough is substantiated or strongly implicated that often enough when I wake in the middle of the night, it's not an unfinished report that panics me but the realization of just how really awful and 'scary' all this stuff is. And just how pissed I am that these folks muck the world to further their nightmare fantasies of control and domination. by richard (0 articles, 5 quicklinks, 2 diaries, 1359 comments [400 recommended, 8 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 5:30:03 PM
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Thank You~
DEAR Mr.M & Munich! by G Achin (1 articles, 0 quicklinks, 3 diaries, 110 comments [9 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 6:33:08 PM
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Particles in the night sky Chemtrail Contrail Related?
We're breathing it in, how F'n sad. by Munich (1 articles, 86 quicklinks, 14 diaries, 1125 comments [86 recommended, 1 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 7:39:19 PM
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clobbering us here in
Montana. Just today, I went outside to see the oddest but lovely cluster &*^k of clouds I have ever seen. It was remarkable, but frightening at the same time. First thought that came to me, was how can't ppl notice this crap? We have 25-50 flights a day, every day. Sometimes they start early and then they repeat later. Lately we have had such strong winds, that it blows their "atmospheric manipulations" (chemtrails) passed the city. Ppl that do agree that the Big Sky country's skies are peculiar for sure, say their memories are failing and even young ppl seem to forget more than usual. It is DAMN scary. Never forget when Rumsfeld said that "'they' soon could control the weather". "They" didn't do it, they used the Grays to teach them (see John Lear interviews). But I do love Pilgrim's reasoning for the disappearance of Acorns! by shirley reese (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 592 comments [98 recommended, 1 rejected]) on Sunday, Nov 30, 2008 at 9:19:37 PM
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Reply: John Lear
Hey Shirley! I've been a fan of both John and Norman Lear for ages. Did you ever read the "Krill Report"? Norman had this vision of being able to walk into a phone booth, insert your token, and get teletransported from LA to NY and walk out of another phone booth. John is a true blue space cadet and advocate of interstellar communication. What the heck, it's all about starseed anyway! Meanwhile I just bought a compound bow and getting ready to hunt wild turkeys and pigs. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The rest are going to be left rootin' up the cabbage patch. It's back to basics. Better hone up on your survival skills while you still gotta chance. by Cinderfella (1 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 248 comments [95 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Monday, Dec 1, 2008 at 2:06:57 AM
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