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"I told him that would make lot of my rich friends pretty angry. And he said again, it was for their own good, something about a camel trying to get through an eye of a needle, I didn't really understand that part."

"I said even the Waltons and he said well for some people it was just too late and he planned on turning them, Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Reilly, Anne Coulter and Rush Limbaugh into pigs and driving them into the sea. I thought that was kind of scary."

Laura laughed, "Oh George, Helen Walton isn't going to like that"

"I asked him, with all of those people gone what will I do for advice and direction? He told me to seek my own direction, but reading the Sermon on the Mount would be good idea. He said it was easier then My Pet Goat, but just in case I should appoint Bernie Sanders as the new Vice President and listen to him."

"Sure, sure George, and what do you think your mother is going to say to all of this?"

"I asked him how to deal with her because I know she's going to be upset. He said to tell her she is forgiven and go and sin no more."

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