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A Message From John Cleese

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To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

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Note by Kevin Gosztola on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 10:12:53 AM
Maybe not, Kevin by ardee D. on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 10:49:42 AM
I like satire by Kevin Gosztola on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 12:06:55 PM
John Cleese did write this..... by Mystic Wizard on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 11:01:15 PM
Also... by Mystic Wizard on Sunday, Mar 30, 2008 at 9:14:55 AM
What is begun in certainty by ardee D. on Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 7:00:16 AM
Okay.... by Mystic Wizard on Monday, Mar 31, 2008 at 11:47:32 AM
Once again you are mistaken by ardee D. on Tuesday, Apr 1, 2008 at 7:27:51 PM
I guess "ego"... by Mystic Wizard on Tuesday, Apr 1, 2008 at 9:59:29 PM
For me to be mistaken this time.. by Mystic Wizard on Tuesday, Apr 1, 2008 at 11:05:27 PM
My last word to an ignoramus by ardee D. on Wednesday, Apr 2, 2008 at 8:17:53 PM
Well, about time to grow up then... by Mystic Wizard on Wednesday, Apr 2, 2008 at 8:20:32 PM
And now for something completely different by Munich on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 11:46:37 AM
By Jove! by Hayesml47 on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 12:37:45 PM
Is any editor aware... by Sandy Sand on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 3:06:31 PM
Jolly Good! by Sandy Sand on Saturday, Mar 29, 2008 at 3:10:30 PM
Actually, the "Crown" has been by Stanimal on Sunday, Mar 30, 2008 at 6:03:23 PM