What would you say about a candidate who has only recently collaborated with a vehemently anti-American group? Not only has this group’s founder expressed his deep hatred, and profound disregard for this country, but this group is actively plotting and planning to secede from the American union.
What would you say about a candidate who comes from a state (surely Karl Marx or Frederick Engels perhaps, must have written their Constitution?) where the citizens of that land control the oil wealth within its borders, boldly declaring that they have an inherent ‘right’ to this treasured commodity, and not only are they so daring as to make that unholy declaration (as if they weren’t already practicing blasphemy against longstanding capitalist scripture!), but they are also so audacious as to dole out, in the form of a check, to each state resident what they say represents their citizen’s ‘right’ and ‘entitlement’ to the state’s oil revenue! Even more unbelievable, dear reader, is that the taxpayers of this abominable state, receive $1.84 in return from the U.S. Federal Government, for every dollar its citizens send in payment to Washington, DC! Who’s wealth, reader and fellow patriotic American, is being plundered, in order to redistribute America’s assets to this Marxian ignoble land?
What would you say about a candidate who cannot unequivocally call people who act violently and seek to harm respected doctors horrific terrorists of the most disreputable kind?
Well, surely I can’t divine what you’d say, dear reader, although I’m sure it wouldn’t be pretty or nice in any way (and you’d be justified to say just about any old thing that pops into your pretty little head!), but you might, I'm sorry to say, be unpleasantly surprised to know that such a candidate is running for the Vice Presidency on the Republican Party line! Her name is Sarah Palin, and she has spoken and sent warm wishes (in just this past year) to the anti-American Alaskan Independence Party (which her husband was previously a longstanding member of) and she does (and has been doing) all the other deeply troubling activities that I previously alluded to as well. Surely, reader, you’d agree, an investigation should be commissioned into this woman’s nefarious and subversive crimes and actions against her home and native land? I’m not a judge, jury, or executioner (nor am I Joe McCarthy) but I know an anti-American, socialist, terrorist sympathizer when one stares me boldly and directly in the face! And the evidence bears out that Sarah Palin is just that variety of dishonorable and mal-intentioned person.
John McCain and his supporters have been going around calling Barack Obama all the names that I have mentioned (and much more sinister ones too), but it might surprise John McCain and his knee jerk right-wing reactionary supporters that their Caribou Barbie Sarah Palin Doll isn’t the patriotic Walmart Hockey Mom that they’ve thought she was all along! I want to, again, make it explicitly clear, that I certainly won’t be the judge, jury, and executioner in Sarah Palin’s trial; but the evidence makes it pretty unmistakably clear that Sarah Palin is working to destroy our beloved fifty state union, while pursuing red, pinko-type policies in her native region, and using unacceptable language toward those who would seek to maim forthright and otherwise respectable, hardworking, decent Americans. I can only conclude that the socialist, terrorist, anti-American Sarah Palin, must never be allowed to enter 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue at any time; whether it be now, tomorrow, or at any point in the near or distant future.
