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September 24, 2014
Andy Borowitz: Americans Who Have Not Read a Single Article About Syria Strongly Support Bombing It (Satire)
By Sheila Samples
In a positive development for the U.S.-led campaign of air strikes in Syria, a new poll indicates strong, broad-based support for the mission among people who have yet to read a news article about Syria. According to the poll, released on Tuesday, the bombing campaign got a thumbs-up from people who had no information about Syria's civil war, including its duration, the parties involved, and what a Sunni is.
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In a positive development for the U.S.-led campaign of air strikes in Syria, a new poll indicates strong, broad-based support for the mission among people who have yet to read a news article about Syria. According to the poll, released on Tuesday, the bombing campaign got a thumbs-up from people who had no information about Syria's civil war, including its duration, the parties involved, and what a Sunni is.Sheila Samples is an Oklahoma writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer. She is a Managing Editor for OpEd News, and a regular contributor for a variety of Internet sites.