The spokesman for angry white males who thinks James Earl Ray should be given a Medal of Honor wants Obama to fail.

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Rush Limbaugh hopes Obama fails as president. So said the spokesman for "angry white males" with "talent on loan from God."

Obama is a liberal according to Limbaugh and "[l]iberalism is our problem. Liberalism is what's gotten us dangerously close to the precipice here."

So Rush wants Obama to fail and fall flat on his face. Why would he care what happens to his fellow countrymen? "We are all here for ourselves." Tell it like it is, patriotic Rush: "Citizen service is a repudiation of the principles upon which our country was based."

Does that mean Rush opposes securing the housing market and financial crisis?

"If you're working to make the playing field fair and level, you're working for the wrong reasons," says Rush. That's as anti-American as citizen service.

Tell Obama what he can do with the homeless, Rush.

"One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the homeless Olympics . . . the 10-meter shopping cart relay, the dumpster dig, and the hop, skip, and trip."

See, according to Rush,

"The culture war is between the winners and those who think they're losers who want to become winners. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and then empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them."

Apparently that is who Rush thinks Obama is, a leader of liberal losers. Rush also doesn't apparently like listening to Obama. After all, according to Rush,

"Why should Blacks be heard? They're 12% of the population. Who the hell cares."

Maybe Rush thinks that Obama should "Take that bone out of your nose and call me back."

As to Blacks organizing and helping elect a president, well,

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."

After all, according to the spokesman for angry whites, "Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"

Perhaps that is why Rush said

"I mean, let's face it, we didn't have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I'm not saying we should bring it back; I'm just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark."

Or why Rush would openly say "You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray. We miss you, James. Godspeed."

Regarding females who support Obama, Rush says women "vote with their vaginas."

That's because the "reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen."

But, hell, this whole woman's movement thing, according to Rush "was created to allow ugly women access to the mainstream of society."

As to Latinos, "If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people -- I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do ? let the stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work."

Ah, yes, the Gospel of Rush: blacks shouldn't be heard, women vote with their vaginas, Mexicans are stupid, we are all here for ourselves, and James Earl Ray should be given a medal of honor for murdering Martin Luther King, Jr.

At least there's one thing Rush has said with which I can agree: "The more I think about this, the more like a slut I feel." A slut for angry white men with talent on loan from the Devil, I might add.

Authors Bio:
B. 1952, GA, USA. D. To Be Determined. Beloved husband, father, grandfather, lover, confidant and friend of many from bikers to Zen masters; American writer and speaker, known for his criticism of Mammon's unholy trinity of big business, big government and big religion; served the least of them professionally as psychologist and voluntarily as activist for decades; loved to shoot basketball, billiards and the bull; lived free, died game. (memorial sketch by davidhewsonart.com)