9/11: Bill Maher Debates Willie Nelson about the official story on 9/11. Hosted by Mr. Larry King.

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9/11: Bill Maher Debates Willie Nelson. Hosted by Mr. Larry King.

The debate was intense last night; Bill Maher and Willie Nelson met yesterday evening at a neutral site here in Chicago. The debate was held on the 47th floor of the Sears Tower that was purchased by Mr. Larry Silverstein’s group (which had leased the WTC complex just prior to 9/11).

The following is the transcript from the debate:

The topic of tonight’s debate is, “What did indeed cause the collapse of the World Trade Center buildings in New York City on September the Eleventh, 2001; better known as simply, 9/11.

I’m Larry King and I approve this message... ha ha .... just kidding. But I am Larry King and I am honored to be the guest moderator between these two very studied celebrities on the topic of 9/11: Mr. Bill Maher, the seemingly intelligent and funny host of his show on HBO; and Mr. Willie Nelson, the icon of country music and indeed, one of the most beloved and notorious country music singers of all time. Ok, let’s begin:

LK: Mr. Maher, I know you’ve investigated this topic very thoroughly and you must have a very informed guess, or, better said, intelligent conclusion regarding the collapses of those buildings. Explain to us what that conclusion is.

BM: Well Larry, I’m glad to be here, but I’ll also be glad to leave. After all, this debate is about the most obvious of the obvious. But, in answer to your question I’d like to say that all of the investigation I did took place on 9/11. Yes Larry, like you and like everybody, I remember exactly where I was when I saw what was happening on the news. But I’m not going to tell you Larry where I was because, well, just because; and I’m not even going to tell you her name. Its kind of like back in January of 1962 when JFK was shot; but I’m not going to tell you her name either. As to 9/11, I saw the buildings fall after they were hit by airplanes. Larry, I immediately -- I kid you not -- immediately came to the conclusion that the airplanes caused the collapse. I didn’t even have to wait for people like Dick Cheney and George Bush and Condi Rice to tell me.

LK: Ok. Mr. Nelson, may I call you Willie? (Willie shakes his head, yes) Ok Willie, Bill sounds pretty sure of himself, and he made it clear that his investigation was the actual watching of the buildings falling after the airplanes hit the buildings. I understand there are some alternate theories, but let’s not get into that now. Willie, I presume you disagree with Bill since this is a debate -- what do you conclude happened to those buildings?

WN: Well Larry, my head was spinning just a bit when I woke up with the television still on and my guitar by my side; but the first thing I saw was that Tower squishing down on itself with dust flying everywhere. And I could hardly believe it! In fact I didn’t believe it. I guess that’s where Bill and I differ.

   Anyway, it looked like a runaway volcano the way the clouds of dust were running between those buildings. I ain’t seen anything like it! At least since I saw those collapses in Las Vegas. And a little later that other Tower came down in what I would swear was EXACTLY the same way. Amazing when you think that the one wasn’t even hit in the center. Then later on, I saw that third building, WTC7, come down in the most symmetrically picturesque fashion. Again, it looked liked like those buildings in Las Vegas they brought down on purpose.

   And Larry, it came down perfectly straight. I mean PERFECTLY straight down. I’ve never seen anything so perfect. Larry, it was like the steel was crying “uncle.” It was like the steel completly forgot what it was supposed to do. And it came down faster than a buzzard can blink an eye. So I knew that they planned those three collapses. There’s no other logical explanation.

LK: Bill, your response.

BM: See, I told you Larry: There really was no reason to have this debate. Larry, with all due respect to Willie, they didn’t call ‘em “Twin Towers” for nothin’ There were only TWO buildings, Larry! They weren’t called the “Triple Towers!” I don’t know what Willie was...... well...... it was probably a just a Marlboro

LK: Well Bill, maybe you should have studied up a bit more; there really were three buildings, Bill. And all three collapsed.

BM: Really? I don’t remember seeing a third airplane.

LK: Bill, that’s because there weren’t three airplanes.

BM: Is that right? Well how could this third building have collapsed?

LK: That’s part of our debate here tonight, Bill.

BM: Well, that’s very interesting. Are you going to show this on the air?

LK: This is a live broadcast, Bill.

BM: Can we take a break?

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LK: Welcome back to our debate tonight. This is proving to be a very reasoned clash between Willie Nelson and Bill Maher. Willie, do you have anything to add?

WN: Well Larry, I think Lucy, or Bill, got some explainin’ to do. I pulled out my old Physics text books and in no time at all it all came back to me. I think I had it in my gut the whole time and that’s probably why I knew right at the time that somethins’ not right. You’ve got this Conservation of Momentum and Law of Inertia -- I can’t remember about that first one but the Law of Inertia, that was definitely figured out by Mr Isaac Newton, the father of Physics.

   Anyway Larry, I got out my stop watch and measuring stick and replayed the videos of all three collapses. Then I closed my eyes and put the numbers into those Isaac Newton equations that describe the mechanics of our entire universe -- not counting of course, for quantum mechanics and general relativity mind you -- and lo and behold, all three buildings fell about as fast as an apple. Imagine that Larry, those buildings put up NO resistence. There, that’s another of those laws that govern our entire universe including New York City, it’s that all things follow the path of LEAST resistence.

   So you tell me Larry, or you Bill, how did that tilting top of that Tower NOT keep on tilting according to Mr. Isaac Newton’s Law of Inertia; it simply disintegrated! How is that for pulling a rabbit out of a hat? Now this isn’t E=MC squared, its pretty simple stuff. But how did the top of that tilting tower squish itself through the entire building while it was distilling itself, and everything else -- and I mean all of the filing cabinets, desks, computers, people -- into fine floating powder? And it did it all the way into the basement without slowing down! I don’t think Isaac would have been very happy about that.

   Larry, I’ve been called a lot of things before, but nobody has ever called me uninformed about physics. Sorry Larry, I think they actually did find one, and only one, smushed filing cabinet. I wonder how many filing cabinets would have been in two 110 story towers. Anyway, just think Larry, all of that concrete that created all of the supposed weight that kept squishing, it became FINE FLOATING POWDER, INSTANTLY, in the squish. Larry, fine floating powder is, honestly, not very heavy.

LK: “Not very heavy,” I would have to agree. Bill, your response.

BM: Larry, Boeing 767’s are really big airplanes. And they were flying fast, and they were loaded with kerosene. And either there were not three buildings, or there were three airplanes. How much simpler can you get.

LK: Not much simpler, Bill. Unless of course your mind............ha ha ......... just kidding Bill. Do you have any physics texts from your past you can refer to? I’m sure you didn’t just study funny stuff. Bill, I’ve known you for a long time and I’ve found you quite -- now I might change that to “somewhat” -- intelligent. But Bill, this 9/11 stuff isn’t your strong suit. I hate to tell you, there were three buildings but only two airplanes.

BM: How they got three with just two .... I don’t know Larry, but they must have been a good shot. And what does Isaac Newton have to do with any of this anyway, he’s been dead for decades.

LK: Hundreds of years actually Bill, but lets get a last comment from Willie.

WN: Larry, one more thing, there was all of this molten metal underneath ALL three buildings, including WTC7 that wasn’t even hit by an airplane. There were lots of firemen that said things like the steel was “running like lava.” And this was even WEEKS AFTER the collapses. I don’t think Isaac Newton came up with any laws about steel, but I can tell you for certain, fire don’t melt steel. But there is something that DOES melt steel; it’s called thermite or thermate or something -- I pulled out the chemistry books too -- and its used by controlled demolitioners when they bring down steel framed buildings.

   Larry, I’ve seen it on the internet, it can cut through steel like a hot knife through butter. And they found evidence of it in the rubble. What does that tell you? And one last thing, firemen don’t lie. Underneath those buildings, there was molten steel “running like lava.” I guarantee you.

LK: Thank you everyone for this spirited debate....

BM: Larry, may I interject one more thing? I didn’t hear Willie accounting for those really big 767’s that were fast and low-flying. And they had real kerosene, like a kerosene heater that makes everything nice and toasty. I think that’s the weak point in his argument.

LK: Sorry Bill, but if you remember, Willie invoked the Isaac Newton/science rule: The physical laws which govern our universe CANNOT be broken. And Bill, I think that even includes the city of New York on 9/11. That concludes our debate. Send in your winners and losers and why you think they either won or lost. We will post the results. GOOD NIGHT!

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LK: Hey Bill, Willie, thanks for coming on. You guys both presented yourselves very well.

BM: You really think so Larry? I was kind of worried.

LK: You got nothing to worry about Bill, your followers are very faithful. Who was that girl anyway?

WN: Pssst.....guys, there is a book I think, no I KNOW, you will really enjoy. And you’ll learn a few things or two. It’s called "The Shell Game." You’ll learn about the end of oil, or “Peak Oil,” that is upon us. And you will learn why we didn’t get any defensive fighters into the air to protect those three buildings against those four airplanes. There was a “stand down order,” I kid you not. And if they did it once, why not twice?

BM: Willie, I’ve honestly lost track. I thought we decided there were THREE buildings and TWO airplanes.

WN: Bill, did you not see that small hole in the Pentagon and that charcoalish hole in Pennsylvania? What were YOU ..... it was probably just a Marlboro. And this is the funny part: From the crash that disappeared into the ground and one of the planes that so violently crashed into those horrific fireballs we all watched ....... they found TWO hijackers passports that were undamaged and a supposed hijacker’s, just-like-new bandana. Now how is that for good luck for the Official Story!?

BM: Come on Willie! I’ll bet they were all made of titanium and were fireproof and indestructible. And what’s wrong with the Official Story having incalcuable good luck? Somebody’s got to win the lottery.

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Authors Bio:

I am a dull and simple lad
Cannot tell water from champagne
And I have never met the Queen
And I wish I could have all that he has got

I Graduated Cum Laude with a BA in Economics from Colorado College in 1976. I never did anything with the Economics degree. After being a software engineer for an airline and programming in BAL/assembler language on an IBM 370 computer for 5 years, I was hired on as an airline pilot. I had had previous flying experience including flying DC-8s for Egypt Air. I lived in Cairo for 6 months at the time. One of the highlights of my time in Cairo was a Grateful Dead concert in 1978 with the stage being set right next to the Sphinx with soft lights softly lighting it up. In the background were the pyramids that were nicely lit up as well. The concert was really special, in part because overhead, a total lunar eclipse took place from start to finish . There are videos online. Just search on "Grateful Dead Cairo." Look at "Images" to see photos of the eclipse.


I have thousands of hours flying all of the Boeings from the B737 through the B747-400. That includes both the B757 and the B767, the planes they say were involved in the false flag attacks on 9/11.

I went on medical leave in 2007 for depression and never got back to flying again. After being put on a number of different SSRI antidepressants that did little to nothing, I was put on Adderall; the best antidepressant for me by far. My depression is long gone.

So here I sit with lyrics and music from a Kinks' song playing in my head, "I Wish I Could be Like David Watts." :)