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September 27, 2007

No Ghetto Pass For O'Reilly

By x x

It's past time that we shut Bill O'Reilly down!

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No "Ghetto Pass" For O'Reilly:

Time to Put Bill on Blast

              Min. Paul Scott

Enter the Bill O'Reilly twilight zone. Late one night,
on his way home from the Republican Convention , a
hungry Tom White mistakes Rufus's Chicken and Ribs for
a Cracker Barrel. His worst fears are realized when a
major riot breaks out after Tyrone Jackson slips on a
watermelon slice and knocks over Mack da Knife's
bottle of malt liqour. Running through a hail of
bullets, hot sauce bottles and other assorted weapons,
Tom barely makes it back to his Volvo alive. Good
thing that the bullet proof vest that he wore under
his Brooks Brothers suit also protected him from
spears...

A few days ago, Bill O'Reilly was chillin' with his
ace boon...um.. "main man" Rev. Al at Sylvia's
restaurant in black Harlem. According to media
reports, he was shocked how civilized the black folks
there behaved.

"Is this Harlem? I could have sworn that I was in New
Hampshire!"

Much to Bill's surprise there were no shoot outs, no
chicken sacrifices and no cannibals runnin' around
with bones in their noses. Just folks sitting around
dining on fine cuisine that I'm sure included, but was
not limited to fried chicken.

Well, at least O'Reilly didn't tell that worn out joke
about being afraid that he was "on the menu."

I never liked Bill O'Reilly, so excuse me for being a
little..OK alot biased. Over the years, Bill O'Reilly
has been the self -appointed Hip Hop hitman, the
Right's cool, conservative crusader, dedicating his
life to preserving..well, whatever ever it is that
Conservatives preserve.

This great avenger is responsible for almost single
handedly getting the infamous gangsta rapper Snoop
Dogg kicked off the Muppet special, getting Ludacris
canned by Pepsi and blowing the whistle on Whitewater.
(No, that was someone else but you get the point)

Although, O'Reilly has not been totally off the mark
in all of his criticisms, as Grandma would say "if you
throw enough stones, you're gonna eventually hit
somethin'."

What gets folks about O'Reilly is hyperbole. He blows
things way out of proportion.

Recently he tried to paint Nas as the most notorious
"gangsta rapper" that ever picked up a microphone.

Problem is. Nas ain't a gangsta rapper.

Now if I had Bill O'Reilly's flair for the dramatic,
at this point, I would start calling him the most
disgusting, hateful, venom spewing hatemonger that
ever walked the planet. But I ain't him, so I'll stop
with "a right wing intolerant bigot."

Of course, Bill is busy spinnin' in his No "Spine"
Zone trying to paint himself as a victim of some Left
wing conspiracy probably led clandestinely by Al
Franken.

Since when has O'Reilly given any rapper or non right
winger the benefit of the doubt ? He sees an opening
and goes for the jugular, full throttle.

And since O'Reilly has been so quick to shut Hip Hop
down, Hip Hop should shut O'Reilly down, pronto !

Now, I know that some of ya'll are asking "didn't we
just go through this with Imus?"

Your point?

If I had my way, I'd get rid of all the right wing
venom spitters: O'Reilly, Boortz, Hannity (Alan Colmes
for sitting next to Hannity), Coulter, Savage,
Malkin...

(Hold up, I started hyperventilating,)

...and I'd replace them with Kool Mo Dee and the other
political rappers of the late 80's. That way we would
have black folks expressing black outrage instead of
white folks speaking for us while we sit on the
sidelines sayin' , "Yeah, what the white guy said!"

Not only should Hip Hoppers stand up and "impeach" the
Right's talking heads, but the anti-war activists,
progressive movements and others who are tired of the
Conservative's dominance of the media should stand up,
too.

Remember, they may come for Nas today but it'll be
Bono and the Dixie Chicks, tomorrow.

To join the movement and to hear the official anti-
Bill O'Reilly anthem "Drums of War" go to
http://www.hiphopstrikesback.com

Min. Paul Scott's blog is
http://www.nowarningshotsfired.com He can be reached
at (919) 451-8283 info@nowarningshotsfired.com



Authors Bio:
Thank you for the webspace. Best of luck

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