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December 20, 2006

The Sounds of Christmas

By JTD

Who's Listening To What Christmas Music?

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To get into the swing of the season, we took a very informal survey of what people were listening, in regards to Christmas Music. We can trust that Fox News' Bill O'Reilly is blasting it 24/7 but who else was out there groovin' to the Sounds of the Season. Here's a brief sampling. President Bush - Go Where I Send Thee Mary Cheney - I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm Donald Rumsfeld - Little Drummer Boy Condoleezza Rice - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Judith Regan - I'll Be Home For Christmas KKK, David Duke, Michael Richards - White Christmas Medellin Cocaine Cartel - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow Al Qaeda - Sleigh Ride Existentialists - What Is Santa Claus? (Stan Kenton version) Emmanuelle - O Come O Come Emmanuel Eddie Murphy - What Child Is This Former Wal-Mart VP of Marketing Communications Julie Roehm - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Former Sectary of the Interior Gale Norton - O Tannenbaum This Article Originally Appeared On The Garlic: All The Cloves Fit To Peel

Authors Website: http://puregarlic.blogspot.com/

Authors Bio:
J.Thomas Duffy is a freelance writer and satirist from Cambridge, MA

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