Here is my response poem to the the first 2020 Presidential debate. What a joke. I treat it that way in verse.

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by John Kendall Hawkins
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Will dunderhead and plagio come together?

No handshakes, keep a distance, watch the weather.

No circle stalking allowed this time.

Blue screen behind, The Declaration of

Independent investigations, the right of the people.

Heymanhowyoudoingmanwuzzuphey?

liar versus liar

Crosstalk traffic, so hard to get through to you
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Her endorsers ring the bells at Notre Dame.

She's no WASP, she's Catholic, but same-same.

You have two minutes. Popcorn Joe says,

The People have a right to say. Vote for me.

Women have a right to a pre-existing condition of pregnancy.

You're going socialist. That's simply a lie.

It's Bernie and the Manifestoes! No Beatle shrieks.

Crosstalk traffic, so hard to get through to you
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Gonna dominate you, Joe, don't you know?

I'm feeling lucky about it though.

Here's the deal. I'm happy to talk.

Ban China. Ban Europe. Shut him up!

Let me finish! Who's on first?

The ballot, the ballot, the ballot, the ballot.

Nothing happening there. The ballot. Riff, Jimi.

Crosstalk traffic, so hard to get through to you
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Just be quiet. RoeVeeWade. End Obamacare.

Take away the stirrups chair. Smell my hair.

Mr. President, I'm the moderator of this task.

I guess I'm debating you. I'm not surprised at that..

Insolence flowing like water, sugary sweet. Liar.

It is not. It does not. Number One. Number Two. Number 9.

Bernie and the Manifestoes singing, Look Hey, Socialized Medicine.

Crosstalk traffic, so hard to get through to you
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I beat Bernie. Not by much. Beat him. Not much. Beat much?

Pocahontas and her fudge.

He's a liar. You're a liar. Liar Liar. Dick on fire.

The tintinnabulation of the bells,

the bells, the bells, the bells, the bells, of

the bells. Quasimodo started the cathedral fire

all because of liar, liar, liar, liar, liar.

Crosstalk traffic, so hard to get through to you
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There are no Manifestoes. Bernie's gone solo, blister bleeding.

Just lost the Left. He's not for any help for people needing.

Number One. Number Two. Number 9.

Obamacare is no good. No good. No good. Liar.

You're both speaking at the same time.

I have to give you roughly. That is my desire.

He doesn't know what he's talking about. F*ck up!

Crosstalk traffic, so hard to get through to you.
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Bustin' fillies, packin' courts. You packin'?

Vote, vote, vote, vote. Will you shut up, man?

They voted me in. You have no plan.

Will you at least have the decency to transition?

I'll contest the ballots, get stuffed, Joe.

It could end badly, when you don't count the votes.

Okay, Jimi, that 'lectric kazoo and strung out strings

Show us what the morning brings

Crosstalk traffic, so hard to get through to you
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Gentlemen, I think we've ended. Where we began.

Dueling banjoes, canoes down the river. The Man.

Americans over a pork barrel, in the woods,

Squealing like a pig, pants caught down, hoods,

Lefty drowned years ago. Nobody gives a dam.

47 years of nothing. Keep yapping, man.

Covid-19 is what it is. Liar. No clue or plan.

Jimi, give us some finger span
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You're just like (crosstown traffic)

So hard to get through to you

(Crosstown traffic)

I don't need to run over you

(Crosstown traffic)

All you do is slow me down

And I'm trying to get on the other side of town

Dig that kazoo.
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Bernie was later asked what he thought.

(Article changed on October 1, 2020 at 22:16)

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Authors Bio:

John Kendall Hawkins is an American ex-pat freelance journalist and poet currently residing in Oceania.