-GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM -DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY-- WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT? and a lot more...

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I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN
THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP
FOR IT

POVERTY, HEALTH CARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES

EXCUSE ME......OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING
SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT
AT HOME

GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions, please)

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR. FEEL
SAFER NOW?

I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN
THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

IS IT 2008 YET?

*DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas
Jefferson

DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!

*ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF

GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE
CAN KILL THEM

DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY-- WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE
OF ELEPHANT?

DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR
FREEDOM

STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO-LIFE

HONOR OUR TROOPS; DEMAND THE TRUTH

REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 300 BILLION ON AMERICA?

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE
GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

Authors Bio:
anonymously sourced from either the web or a forwarded email.