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June 4, 2015
Does Anyone Else Miss Muammar Gaddafi?
By Philip Kraske
Now that he's gone, Colonel Gaddafi's legacy doesn't look so bad. Overthowing him was a bad mistake, for which the Mediterranean world is paying the consequences.
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Does anyone else miss Muammar Gaddafi?
He of the threads and the ten-girl posse.
Toting his haima , in the backyard he camped,
Raising no fuss if with babes it was cramped.
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He was odd, he was cool, independent, aloof.
He did as he liked, was under no hoof.
Dodging astutely from big-power clutches,
He sold oil, bought Fiat, never sought crutches.
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Libyans prospered, they got a good deal:
Free college for all and food for a steal.
Here were good doctors, there cement roads.
But jerk not his chain: he took poorly to goads.
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He got along great with the Bush CIA ,
When called to whack Qaeda was no MIA.
He even stopped folks from jumping the Med.
Stopped them before in the desert they bled.
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He threw heart and soul into those non-aligned.
With Africa he wanted all Afs of one mind:
Enough of the white men who'd stolen and robbed,
Gobbling up assets like corn off the cob.
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A posture resented by folks in the West,
Who hate a loose cannon, a saint or a pest.
So when Arab Spring in Libya got sprung,
The Yanks and the Euros all wanted him hung.
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Sent in their bombers and fine special forces,
And topped it all off with democracy courses.
Gaddafi was chased to a pipe underground,
Filmed while the mob to a pulp did him pound.
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Libya's stunned since as a model of progress:
So calm, like Iraq, with smooth-running congress.
Migration has stopped, Al Qaeda is nil,
There are jobs for the taking and all eat their fill.
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Hence for Syria we want the same thing:
To throw out Assad and let freedom ring.
There's nothing like being a western Samaritan,
It makes a guy proud to say he's American.
For a recording of this poem, go to my website: http://www.philipkraske.com/kraske-fiction/