Two countries come to mind:
(1.) Well, since he's obscenely joined at the hip with Osama bin laden, why doesn't he just convert to Saudi Arabia? Remember, Osama rescued Bush with a last minute photo op during the 2004 presidential election (if you can call that criminal theft an "election"). Also, we should never forget that Bush whisked members of the bin laden family out of the country a matter of HOURS after 9/11 -- kinda sounds like he knew "something" in advance, doesn't it? And more generally, since the Bush Royal Family is indistinguishable from the Saudi Royal Family, perhaps the Saudi's would make Bush an honorary prince if he made his traitorous allegiance to Saudi Arabia known to the American public.
(2.) And speaking of traitors, the other conversion would be for Bush to join the "virtual country" of Israel's extremist right wing (who his neocon cabal of advisors have been faithfully obeying for the last 8 years). However, the Israeli citizenship really doesn't fit so well here, since these fanatics no more represent the complex state of Israel than our equivalent right wing lunatic fringe (whom we devoutly hope the world is not equating with the polled majority of the American people). In addition, we should keep in mind that the Labor Party of Israel is FAR more progressive than our elite/fascist one party system. Nevertheless, Bush's heart and brain (if you can find them) clearly belong to the Israeli right wing with whom he has at least "virtual citizenship".
Now all of this is as opposed to what?
My goodness, as opposed to being a TRUE citizen (much less President) of the United States of America.
All the lovers and loyalties of George W. Bush are in other countries. He probably doesn't have a clue how to sing "God Bless America" and one wonders if he even knows we're here.
Now let's be absolutely clear about this. According to all the polls, Bush is supported only by an ever shrinking minority of the American people (less the 30% in many polls), so why doesn't the piece of s___ simply CHANGE HIS CITIZENSHIP?
AMERICA isn't his country (and probably never has been). His heart doesn't belong the Daddy, but it DOES belong to Saudi Arabia and/or the "virtual country" of the Israeli lunatic fringe right wing.
Do you really think this evil primate EVER thinks about the well being and national security of Americans? He's certain obsessed with the bin laden family and extremist right wing Israelis, but for middle and lower class Americans; forget it!
Our children are just cannon fodder for his money cow oil wars in Afghanistan and Iraq (and next Iran?), just as you and I are tax paying money cows for everyday-is-Christmas tax breaks for the mega, mega rich.
Do you think president pinhead is even “able” to think about global warming, ozone holes, and increasingly contaminated rivers, skies, and oceans? Hey, what miniscule capacity he has for commitment, responsibility, and loyalty IS ALL GIVEN TO OTHER COUNTRIES, specifically, Saudi Arabia, Osama bin laden, and the most extremist right wingers in Israel.
So back to the original question. Why doesn't he just change his citizenship to a country he feels protective and serious about?
And as poll after poll after poll proves, THAT AIN'T US!
So George, please DO change your citizenship and let the rest of us non partisan, patriotic Americans begin the horrendous job of cleaning up your anti-Christ and/or Mother-Nature-raping and/or scientific brain dead and/or elite greed vampire and/or murder in the name of God (take your pick) messes.
And while we at it, let’s hum a few bars of the National Anthem since it’s now the song of our rebirth.