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The Devil relays Osama's Thanks to George W.

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To: George W. Bush
From: Lucifer B. Mephistopheles de Mammon
Re: Osama and al-Qaeda's deepest gratitude

Dear Dubya:

Osama wants to thank you from the bottom of his hellish heart. Of course, things being what they are, he can't do it in person. Since I daily talk to both of you, I agreed to pass along a message of appreciation just for you, big decider.

Osama thanks you for helping achieving his objectives of:

Expelling American troops from the Saudi peninsula

Invading a Muslim country for fun and profit

Taking out Saddam Hussein and destabilizing the Saudi's biggest competitor

Leading America into a box-canyon ambush in Iraq

Bleeding America into bankruptcy

Rallying Muslims against America

Uniting even Shiites and Sunnis

Breeding terrorists

Supporting Israel no matter what

Dividing America into warring camps

Turning worldwide support after 9/11 into worldwide condemnation

Torturing and violating the Geneva Convention

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