Hi again.
I didn't get a reply to my previous article. Or the midnight knock and rendition to Uzbekistan. I remain un-boiled-in-oil and deprived of surfboarding.
So I'm getting a little worried because as I said, I'm really not a bad guy and I need some reassurance that I'm OK with you guys and get my green card renewed in 2008 and I can continue to take my little boy to baseball games.
So I need to get your attention.
All I can think of is using the keywords like General Haywood says you're looking for, so here goes -
War on Terror. GWOT. f*ck Afghanistan! Iraq! Back on plan. Phew! Ozzy safe in Pakistan.
Shock and Awe. Dead children. Strike that, call CNN & FOX. Phew!. Permanent bases. Pipelines secured. Fly in NUCLEAR WEAPONS. Point at Russia. China. Iran. Syria.
Torture. Habeas Corpus. Constitution. Diebold. Obersturmbahnfeuhrer Bush, has a nice ring. Fascism. Corruption. Bribery. World Domination. Permanent War. 1984.
JESUS!
So, dear NSA, please be in touch. If you don't contact me soon, I have to say, I will begin to seriously doubt how good your data mining program really is.
I still believe you guys are professionals and impeccable public servants.
Please don't compromise my faith in you!
The door is unlocked, even at midnight, you hunky scary spooks you".
Yours sincerely,
Very best regards,
Mark Lloyd.
PS f*ck YOU BUSH, YOU FASCIST MURDERING a**hole.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE AND LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
(With thanks to Mickey Shell).
