58 online
Most Popular Choices
Share on Facebook 8 Printer Friendly Page More Sharing
OpEdNews Op Eds   

Dear NSA - Part 2

By       (Page 1 of 1 pages)   No comments
Message Mark Lloyd
DEAR NSA (Part 2)

Hi again.
I didn't get a reply to my previous article. Or the midnight knock and rendition to Uzbekistan. I remain un-boiled-in-oil and deprived of surfboarding.
So I'm getting a little worried because as I said, I'm really not a bad guy and I need some reassurance that I'm OK with you guys and get my green card renewed in 2008 and I can continue to take my little boy to baseball games.

So I need to get your attention.

All I can think of is using the keywords like General Haywood says you're looking for, so here goes -

Middle East. Oil. Need it. Heh heh. Desperate. SUV's outta gas in Crawford. No idea. Aha, PNAC. Cheney. Rove. Call Osama. Good buddy. Planes. Explosions. Horror. Terror. My Pet Goat. Fly bin Ladens home. Rubble. Megaphone. Guiliani. PATRIOT Act. Afghanistan. Taliban. Osama again! (Holy crap, don't catch him, we need him, no more WAR otherwise!)
War on Terror. GWOT. f*ck Afghanistan! Iraq! Back on plan. Phew! Ozzy safe in Pakistan.
Shock and Awe. Dead children. Strike that, call CNN & FOX. Phew!. Permanent bases. Pipelines secured. Fly in NUCLEAR WEAPONS. Point at Russia. China. Iran. Syria.
Torture. Habeas Corpus. Constitution. Diebold. Obersturmbahnfeuhrer Bush, has a nice ring. Fascism. Corruption. Bribery. World Domination. Permanent War. 1984.


So, dear NSA, please be in touch. If you don't contact me soon, I have to say, I will begin to seriously doubt how good your data mining program really is.

I still believe you guys are professionals and impeccable public servants.

Please don't compromise my faith in you!
The door is unlocked, even at midnight, you hunky scary spooks you".

Yours sincerely,

Very best regards,

Mark Lloyd.


(With thanks to Mickey Shell).
Rate It | View Ratings

Mark Lloyd Social Media Pages: Facebook page url on login Profile not filled in       Twitter page url on login Profile not filled in       Linkedin page url on login Profile not filled in       Instagram page url on login Profile not filled in

Mark Lloyd is a working stiff in Minneapolis. He grew up in Yorkshire, England during the socialist 70's and Thatcher & Reagan's 80's and disliked both mobs. His fierce interest in politics, history and The Truth combined with the appalling start to (more...)
Go To Commenting
The views expressed herein are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.
Writers Guidelines

Contact AuthorContact Author Contact EditorContact Editor Author PageView Authors' Articles
Support OpEdNews

OpEdNews depends upon can't survive without your help.

If you value this article and the work of OpEdNews, please either Donate or Purchase a premium membership.

If you've enjoyed this, sign up for our daily or weekly newsletter to get lots of great progressive content.
Daily Weekly     OpEd News Newsletter
   (Opens new browser window)

Most Popular Articles by this Author:     (View All Most Popular Articles by this Author)

The Suicide Factory

Debate versus Division - The Polarization of America

Corn-- Ethanol or Oil - the great debate - NOT!!

Haditha Video Games

Emperor Zurg Has A Tiny Tiny Wiener And Must Be Told

John McCain and Ms. Whiplash - Together At Last?

To View Comments or Join the Conversation:

Tell A Friend