The very first commander at West Point was Benedict Arnold. The most famous pig ever was Arnold Ziffel. Arnold Ziffel appeared on the television show Green Acres starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, the sister of Zsa Zsa Gabor. Who names their child Zsa Zsa Gabor? On the show Green Acres, the childless neighbors of Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, Fred and Doris Ziffel adopted a pig Arnold Ziffel who could understand English and loved to watch television, especially Westerns as their son. Arnold Ziffel was drafted into the army and became the first pig in history to graduate from West Point. The first thing that they teach you at West Point is that the most effective technique of war is the element of surprise. The worst kept secret in the history of warfare is that George Bush is about to nuke the Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei back to the stone ages.
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