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Osama Bin Laden Renamed Muqtada al-Sadr by America

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My fellow earthlings. I come in peace. What is peace to one person may be war to another. War, what is it good for? It's especially good for selling newspapers. I read the news today oh boy, 300 people shot in Lancashire. The headline today was "Top aide of Muqtada al-Sadr arrested". The United States captured Sheikh Abdul Hadi al-Darraji. Name one person who ever heard of this guy before today. Here is the inside story of what's really going on with Iraq and Iran straight from the horse in the Godfather's mouth.

The human eye is connected to the human brain. When the eye first sees the headline it appears to read "Muqtada al-Sadr arrested." This is deliberately designed to evoke great feelings of joy in the reader of the propaganda to convince the poor unsuspecting reader that in fact the mission has been accomplished just as President Bush prepares to expand the war into Armageddon so that he can meet Jesus on the Temple Mount and just as he prepares to address the nation in the State of the Union address. The Muslim World is so dying to wipe the smirk off of that simpleton's face that they are strapping suicide bombs to babies in the shopping mall.

Is it doggy style or doggie style? Today my desk lamp burned out. The only light in the room was coming from my monitor. I found this very upsetting. It was very dark. It was too dark. Johnny Depp is going to play Freddy Mercury in the new Queen movie. Biographies are big in Hollywood today. Philip Seymour Hoffman carted off the gold medal for portraying Truman Capote. Now some other unknown is going to cart off the statue and thank everyone she knows for playing Queen Elizabeth. There hasn't been a good movie in 5 years. All of the Hollywood movie legends have died except for Elizabeth Taylor and she's in so much pain that it's hard for her now to stimulate Bubbles.

Who would you say are the best figure skaters ever? So I go shopping for a new desk lamp. I buy two. Hillary Clinton's campaign slogan is "Two for the price of one." This is why Laura Bush has formed an exploratory committee in her run for the Presidency. It is to get around the term limits law. Plus Barbara Bush and Jenna Bush aren't into moving right now. They aren't in the right head space. Tell me why you cry, and why you lie to me? I get home and my previously dead desk lamp is now working perfectly, as though to taunt me, as the executioners of Saddam Hussein chanted "Muqtada, Muqtada, Muqtada" prior to handing Saddam Hussein his head on a platter. Not that it's obvious that Muqtada al-Sadr was hiding under the ski mask, with his pinky ring in the video and his nose fully exposed as he wrapped the rope around Saddam's neck as his pals chanted "Muqtada, Muqtada, Muqtada". Executions in Iraq are so N.F.L. Now America is wildly cheering the capture of Sheikh Abdul Hadi al-Darraji as if Michael Jordan had just sunk a fall away jump shot at the buzzer to beat the Lakers in the seventh game of the NBA finals. Talk about premature celebriation. Watch President Bush trumpet this historic victory Tuesday night in the State of the Union address. 3,200 newspapers had this story as their headline today. The American minds are being molded like German minds in 1939 with baloney as their leader leads his country into the abyss. This is all very Deja Vu.

The world today is filled with freethinkers. A freethinker is a person who forms an opinion about religion, politics and morals independently of tradition, authority or established belief. Tradition, Tradition! Politicians are more fickle than men. The word fickle give me that big pickle baby come on now you know you want to come on come on come on, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, baby! Oh baby yes! And that was just my vibrator. The word fickle is an adjective. It began in the modern English as fikel. Then it changed in the Old English to ficol meaning tricky. It is the base of befician, to deceive, betrayal, deceit. Now fickle means changeable or unstable in affection, interest, loyalty, capricious. If you look it up in the dictionary there is a picture of Monica Lewinsky.

Truman Capote is quite relevant today because only Harry Truman has ever dropped the big one. Truman Capote wrote "In Cold Blood". Frank Capra was an American producer, film director and film writer who lived to be 94. His second film was "A Hole in the Head" starring Barzan al-Tikriti and John the Baptist. Frank Capra's ninth film was called "State of the Union". You may have heard of "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington." In 1928 he did "The Power of the Press". Frank Capra made "War Comes to America" then "Know Your Enemy: Japan". All of the great directors are dead.

The white people of America are having real self esteem issues today. There hasn't been a white heavyweight champion in 72 years so the film industry created Rocky Balboa. Rocky is now coming out of retirement to fight Meyer Lansky. Remember 911? Osama bin Laden sent 19 men with box cutters to topple America like dominoes to its knees. Remember Abu Musab al-Zarqawi? He led al-Qaeda in Iraq until June 2006. America celebrated "Mission Accomplished" when they killed him, like that would be the end of violence in Iraq. Al-Qaeda wasn't even in Iraq until America deposed their former ally against Iran Saddam Hussein. What America has succeeded in doing is turning Saddam Hussein from the most hated man in the Muslim world to the most revered. Now the American propaganda machine is pretending that the recently captured press secretary of Muqtada al-Sadr, Sheikh Abdul Hadi al-Darraji is Osama bin Laden.

Lets make this simple. If America kills Muqtada al-Sadr the Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei will replace him in 30 seconds. He probably already has 50 successors groomed and waiting and drooling for the job. Even if America kills Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Ayatollah al-Khamenei and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tomorrow right before the State of the Union address the Sunni and Shiite Muslim world will still be seething at the American presence in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, Dubai and Iraq. What is going on here is a fight for two thirds of the world's oil in the Persian Gulf and a struggle for World Domination between Christianity and Islam.

We are now moving into the Apocalypse, the extinction of life on earth in Nuclear World War 3 and its aftermath nuclear winter then ultraviolet summer. America does not see that Russia is building the Iranian nuclear reactor in Bushehr Iran or that Russia just delivered to Iran $1 billion worth of surface to air missiles to protect Bushehr. America does not see that China has signed a deal to buy Iran's oil in return for drilling rights in Iran. America forgets that with the aid of China and Russia little North Vietnam defeated the United States. China and Russia are not ever going to allow an alcoholic deserter and a guy who shot his own lawyer in the face to grab two thirds of the world's oil from their own backyard. Are you kidding me? "Get serious or I'll have to whip you you bad little boy!" said Anna Nicole Smith dressed in her hottest leather to her new husband Ayatollah Ali Khameni. Anna Nicole Smith doesn't go with losers. She sees the writing on the wall.

Russia now has 25,000 100 megaton nuclear bombs which split into eight in mid-air. The Hiroshima Bomb "Little Boy" was only 50 kilotons. Think megabytes and kilobytes. China can nuke American satellites out of the air and China has are you listening carefully America a 300 million man army which Nostradamus predicted would now march across Europe and grab it like a bird flu chicken by the throat and rip its head off. So America have fun cheering the capture of the press secretary of Muqtada al-Sadr. It may be a good idea to bring the troops home now and convert to cars which do not need gasoline and bicycles before Russia, China and Islam hand us our heads on a platter. Do you think that George Bush and Harry Reid are going to conquer Russia, China and 1 billion Muslims? George Bush couldn't even rescue Oprah Winfrey from the Louisiana Superdome. The Asians have an incredible infield. They have Ali Khameini on third, Osama bin Laden at short, Vladimir Putin at second and Hu is on first.
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Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love - The World Peace Religion makes peace among and unites Christianity Islam Judaism and Everyone else and the Countries they all live in as the first step towards world peace, by tying everyone together with their common threads and resolving all of their differences once and for all.

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