Of what crime was I guilty, to receive such punishment? I had the gall to claim an identity.
Apparently, my account (and God only knows how many more) "may have been compromised at a third-party location." I am reassured that my card is covered by "both zero liability and next day refunds guaranteed credit" (subject to dollar limits) but I am also told to carefully review my "statements and report any unauthorized transactions" ... although I may be (and indeed am) "temporarily unable to access Online Banking" (The last time something like this happened, three years ago, I caught the problem online before the bank did, and before the rent check bounced ... and I bounced out on the sidewalk). I await my new card, said to arrive within five business days ... as of a week ago.
Sound familiar? Odds are you or someone you know has suffered the same or worse fate. According to the Federal Trade Commission, there are nearly 10 million identity theft victims each year; that 's about 19 every minute! Far from a victimless crime, identity theft costs the businesses, financial institutions, and consumers of America billions of dollars a year.
Remember, too, that the 9/11 hijackers left behind piles of credit cards in their rooms; identity theft is a weapon of choice -- a "weapon of mass financial destruction" -- for Al Qaeda terrorists worldwide.
So naturally, the federal government must be doing everything in its power to crack down on this crime wave, this threat to national financial security, to ease the burden upon us innocent victims of this crime that has turned countless lives upside-down (To paraphrase the Bible, it 's easier to pull a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to restore bad credit).
The ChoicePoint debacle was brought to public attention not by some federal regulation but by the strict identity theft laws here in California, which call for notifying victims of almost any breaches in security -- not just those that the financial institutions themselves determine to be "reasonably likely to result in substantial harm or inconvenience to the consumer" (as the new federal legislation would mandate) -- and which freeze the accounts of potential victims: As a representative of the Consumers Union has said, "We shouldn 't have to wait until an identity thief has already bought a Lexus in your name in order to have the right [to] protect yourself."
The same sort of strict reporting requirements and account freezes are found in the anti-identity-theft laws in several other states that will be gutted like a dead fish by the legislation that was just voted out of committee last week by the House Committee on Financial Services.
And to me, that stinks like a dead fish. Actually, it is the smell of money, and lots of it.
In particular, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, fourteen of the twenty members of the House who receive the most campaign contributions from the commercial banking industry -- whose interests are not served by letting the public know their security has been breached, let alone by making good on the losses -- serve on the House Committee on Financial Services: Eleven Republicans, including the Chairman, Michael G. Oxley (R-OH), and three Democrats.
And the six remaining House members out of the top twenty getting the largest contributions from the commercial banking industry are hardly ill-placed to influence legislation: In addition to Henry Bonilla (D-TX), the first Hispanic Republican elected to Congress from Texas, the big bank money goes to Dennis Hastert (R-IL), Speaker of the House; Roy Blunt (R-MO), House Majority Whip; Tom DeLay (R-TX), indicted former House Majority Whip; Eric Cantor (R-VA), Chief Deputy Majority Whip; and David Dreier (D-CA), Chairman of the House Rules Committee.
But who would want this current legislation, H.R. 3997 (identical to S.2129, in the Senate), laughingly called the "Financial Data Protection Act of 2005" (but I 'm not laughing), just voted out of committee, to ever get that far? Who in their right mind would ever want passed what the U.S. Public Interest Group has called "the worst data security bill ever"?
Maybe those in big banking for whom it would become the best data security bill ever bought ... at all our expense.